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CEO
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Posted 4/5/08
"E-i-e-i-o."
how to break into a bank

damn, i hate haiku
CEO
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The Man is out there
looks like a giant fishbowl....

William Burroughs did.
CEO
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i look all day long
have just shot my boss in head

Nope. It 's just Satan
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Doctor Mario
America's second choice.

A male housekeeper
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The rule number one,
spam emerges from its tin

How'd what get in where?
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Posted 4/5/08
Good grammar, spelling
Conspicuously absent

From many haikus

CEO
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29 / M / Houston, TX
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Posted 4/5/08
The forest of socks
Has many paths to follow

Each one of them stinks

CEO
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29 / M / Houston, TX
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Posted 4/5/08
I ate a pizza
Ordered from the Papa John's

Oh, how I feel sick

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Posted 4/5/08
Merry-go-round life
It circles, never ceasing

Where do I get off?
CEO
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29 / M / Houston, TX
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Posted 4/5/08
Varicose veins are
making my legs resemble

an Irish road map.

CEO
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29 / M / Houston, TX
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Posted 4/5/08
Nothing to do now
Incoherant poetry

Does not help at all

CEO
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Posted 4/5/08
Saturday Morning.
Feel the magic, fear the roar

Thudercats, ho-o!

CEO
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Posted 4/5/08
My moon-based Death Ray
Panics the people of Earth.

Mock my theories now.

CEO
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Posted 4/5/08
A turtle bit me
I whacked it with a lead pipe

That turtle's dead, man

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Posted 4/5/08
Who will save me now?
Easily-Distracted Man!

Stop that--Hey, a dime!

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