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CEO
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Posted 4/5/08
The girl of my dreams
Takes off her pants, her blouse

Damn! Dropped telescope!
CEO
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Posted 4/5/08
Walmart employee
Pushing carts in parking lot

Take me now, you stud!

CEO
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Posted 4/5/08
a loss of control
sudden warm moisture down there

I've wet the bus seat

CEO
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Cosmic mystery
unknowable enigma

Who let the dogs out?
CEO
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Bright eyes, bushy tails
Squirrels of the apocalypse

Fear has a new name

CEO
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Posted 4/5/08
The cold touch of pork
Will soothe my burning spirit

Or maybe just cheese.

CEO
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29 / M / Houston, TX
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Posted 4/5/08
Alien visit
Bright lights are all around me

Now I see the stars!

CEO
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Posted 4/5/08
Amazing offer:
'MAKE MONEY RIGHT FROM YOUR HOME!'

Need a spam filter.

CEO
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29 / M / Houston, TX
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Posted 4/5/08
to believe in me
is pointless and illegal

prophet in the nude

CEO
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Posted 4/5/08
You hate my haiku!
I never see them posted.

Elitist bastards!

CEO
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29 / M / Houston, TX
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Posted 4/5/08
I should get offline
but I do not have a life

one more web site, please

CEO
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29 / M / Houston, TX
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Posted 4/5/08
my uncle weighs tons
I carry him in my truck

feed him gravy beans

CEO
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29 / M / Houston, TX
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Posted 4/5/08
alien life form
lays its eggs within my chest.

my shirt is ruined.

CEO
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29 / M / Houston, TX
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Posted 4/5/08
Man of the people
tireless public servant

McCheese for Mayor

CEO
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Posted 4/5/08
sister wives in tow
I, king of this family

will march to heaven

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