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TESTING: bullshit spam thread [crasyjak will delete after reaching 1500posts]
CEO
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Posted 4/5/08
Dangerous drivers
They don't drive fast like I do

Get out of my way!

CEO
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I slept with my boss
he wants to do it again

but where is my raise?

CEO
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Fatal exception
Scream and reach for the kill switch

Hideous blue screen

CEO
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"No one's judging you!"
But the voices in my head

Make me so nervous...

CEO
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Posted 4/5/08
monkeys are great fun
screaming swinging tourists flee

opposable thumbs

CEO
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29 / M / Houston, TX
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Posted 4/5/08
Can't change the channel
Life with a broken remote

Home shopping all day

CEO
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Splish splash splish splash splish
Playing in water is fun!

Don't forget to flush
CEO
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Posted 4/5/08
My moon-based Death Ray
Panics the people of Earth.

Mock my theories now.

CEO
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29 / M / Houston, TX
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Posted 4/5/08
six o clock am
i should be in bed asleep

damn 'net addiction

CEO
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Posted 4/5/08
Grave robbers ahoy!
They brought lots of hefty bags.

Planning a long night?
CEO
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29 / M / Houston, TX
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Posted 4/5/08
It waits for no one
The subway door closes fast

Crushing hands and toes

CEO
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29 / M / Houston, TX
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Posted 4/5/08
failed actor teacher
makes himself all the lead roles

when we read hamlet

CEO
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UnCerTaIn tYpiNg
wHat IS hAPPeniNG To mE

ThE ShiFt KEy's SticKinG

CEO
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Posted 4/5/08
what the hell is this
everything i see is pink

red sock with white T's

CEO
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Posted 4/5/08
I hate Applesauce
It gets caught between my toes

And it stole my wife

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