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Jinchengfan wrote:
If I were GOD:
I'd freeze all movement on earth so that I could personally pick off the assholes, one at a time and toss them into space. I'd eradicate weapons and diseases altogether. Leave one big-ass message so that the whole world could understand : "Do it again, and you're ALL gone. There is no REPLAY button; there is no EXTRA LIVES. This is it. Straighten up your ass, or be prepared to have it ejected into space. You have one earth week to make up your minds. God"
Then I'd sit back and watch.
thumbs up. sounds good.
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If I were to become Jesus, I wouldn't die for all these worthless humans.
And if I were to become God, then I guess I'd prove my existance to my believers, so they don't have to live with blind faith. That's what I hate most about religion, not knowing if it's real or not.
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Good question.....i dunno myself...since im a peggan
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I would wish that someone else be God.....too many responsabilities for me. I can't even take care of myself what about others  |
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I would resign and go back to bed. *yawn*
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it is hard to be a god... its hard to manage everything/.... but I think if I would be god.. I will punish all those who have sin... ahahhaa.... esp. those curropt officials of the government.. they make our lives like hell... ahahahhahahaha...
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Sleep all day like the real god.
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hmmm if i were God i'd let the human race rot haha, either that or rapture the world let everyone see my splendor and make all those who don't believe in me die knowing they will not live eternally like those who followed me faithfully
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I would experiment with ppl's lives. |
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I'd turn into Kira from death note without the need of a death note.....and kill everyone...
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I would probably be very bored. But even being bored would get...Boring?
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well ... doing god's job ... xD
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Doom-Desire wrote:
I am God, God of Destruction...So I guess I'd do exactly what I do now....*twidles thumbs*...Ok this isn't working.
So i may not actually inherit my powers till I die, but when i do get them I'll do one of many things:
1) Destroy all the scum; Pedo's rapists, murderers...Don't want to know you, so they'll no longer exist.
2) Eliminate all naturally obtained diseases/viruses; Anything which you get randomly for no reason, like certain cancers. Though I believe in reap what you sow, so people who get lung cancer from smoking or any STI's in the room..been nice knowing you (Not that you can die from STI's)
3) Destroy the Driving Standards association;....Mainly because they're money grabbing bastards who won't pass anyone whose not 100% perfect at driving.
4) Enforce better laws; Our country sucks so bad I could set better laws and I'm only 18...Like I said, bringing back the death penalty for some, and harsher sentences for others. I'm looking at 25 years for drink drivers, they're not likely to do it again.
5) Solve world hunger and thirst;...Not going to say HOW I'll do it, but I will be god so I just can OK?
6) Reveal myself as the one and only god to stop all these bullshit religions from tearing each other to pieces. If they all believed in just me, then life would be easier.
y0u s0und like yagami light..
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h0w sh0uld i say this.. "thou shall n0t take the L0rd's G0d in vain".. if you really understand the bible, y0u w0uld kn0w that this f0rum is blah..blah..blah..
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h0w can y0u say that?
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