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What If You Were GOD ?
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66 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 6/30/12
Try not to read too much between the lines...
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- Rename the world to Bulbasaur.
- Make more Animals + strange creatures; zoos will be more fun + more FOOD, eliminates starvation, poverty!!
- Make the planet a lot bigger; to fit in all the new animals plus population of humans.
- New tropical fruits; more FOOD!!, more drinks.
- New plants; for new medicine, herbs etc.
- Eliminate religion.
- Add two new races of humans; light green people and purple people. (Now there are Black, Caucasian, Asian, purple and green people. LOL)
- More mixed interracial couples.
- Add underwater and sky island civilisations. (Green, people have gills, Purple people have wings :D)
- Expand the human life span to an average of 150 years. This includes slower physical aging. (Purple people only have an average lifespan of 100 years tho, racism)





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24 / M / Haugesund, Norway!
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Posted 7/3/12
There is no such thing as a "god" it is just a made up word. Sorry to break it to you...
Posted 7/3/12

kruxkov wrote:

There is no such thing as a "god" it is just a made up word. Sorry to break it to you...


There's always one miserable, cynical bore eh.
Posted 7/3/12

DraiKofi wrote:

- Rename the world to Bulbasaur.
- Make more Animals + strange creatures; zoos will be more fun + more FOOD, eliminates starvation, poverty!!
- Make the planet a lot bigger; to fit in all the new animals plus population of humans.
- New tropical fruits; more FOOD!!, more drinks.
- New plants; for new medicine, herbs etc.
- Eliminate religion.
- Add two new races of humans; light green people and purple people. (Now there are Black, Caucasian, Asian, purple and green people. LOL)
- More mixed interracial couples.
- Add underwater and sky island civilisations. (Green, people have gills, Purple people have wings :D)
- Expand the human life span to an average of 150 years. This includes slower physical aging. (Purple people only have an average lifespan of 100 years tho, racism)


When are the next elections? I want to vote you in as God.
Posted 7/3/12

DraiKofi wrote:

- Add underwater and sky island civilisations. (Green, people have gills, Purple people have wings :D)


Not fair. White people should get the wings, since we're superior.
Posted 7/3/12

being god mmmm the BIG MAN abOve

i will start by .... ..... .... .... .... .... .... it is quite a tOugh spotlight to be

i wiLL unite the HUMAN and the ALIEN and the NON HUMAn and the NON ALIEN and the ANGELS and the Devils in One PLANET and END all sickness and death and all sufferings then I QUIT
Posted 7/3/12
I don't know, I would probably do something terrible like send people to hell unless they swore undying love and devotion to me. I'm kind of insecure like that.
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Posted 7/3/12
I'd wipe out the world and start over.

It needs it, badly.
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22 / M / United Kingdom
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Posted 7/3/12

LynnTerra wrote:

I'd wipe out the world and start over.

It needs it, badly.


I agree, it definitely needs it. I would do the same.
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If I was God.... Well I'd make my presence known to everyone, not just the select few potheads who are baked enough to "see and hear" me or the religious nutjobs, but every living person would be able to say, "Oh yeah, he's God." I would then go ahead and throw out this idiotic idea of Free Will from Christian standpoint. I am an omniscient being after all, your future is known to me and I know exactly what you'll do before you even do it. You have been forced into a path of fate that you nor I can change, unless I truly feel like being insanely nice or diabolically fuck you over. Angels/demons would be seen by all, thus eliminating this idea of an embodiment of good versus an embodiment of evil. Thus revealing that God is both God and Satan and the angels are both angels and demons at the same time. And then existence would trundle on as it always did, with species evolving through natural or technological means creating new species which would continue on the trend for ever and ever. Of course a global theocracy in which I would receive sacrifices of human lives to sustain me is a must as well.
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19 / M / Tampere, Finland
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Posted 7/3/12
I would stand by and make things happen, laughing in my haven. Just like the real God does. You think you're so HILARIOUS, don't you?
*Shakes fist up into the sky.*
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20 / @England
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Posted 7/4/12

karmacide wrote:

When are the next elections? I want to vote you in as God.


LOL yes I should be God! and I will make you my right hand man.
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25 / M
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Posted 7/4/12
If I were to become an omnipotent and omniscient being, I would hope that I would also gain the wisdom to use my unlimited power responsibly, because I sure as hell don't have it now.
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24 / M / on your lap, purring
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Posted 7/4/12
I WOULD TROLL SO HARD....

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