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These are examples of corny statements to express one's affection:

--- I forgot my name, can I call you mine?

--- P1: During our quiz can I sit beside you?
P2: Why? Are you going to cheat?
P3: No!, It's just that i feel perfect beside you!

--- I'm a bee, can you be my honey!

---If i take this road, will it lead me to your heart?


hahahahaha.... share some of yours!!! I really enjoy reading this kind of things!!!.. ^_^
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ummm does this count?

GUY: did it hurt?
GIRL: did what hurt?
GUY: did it hurt falling from heaven?

or

OGRE-AT!
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what?
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zen03y wrote:

ummm does this count?

GUY: did it hurt?
GIRL: did what hurt?
GUY: did it hurt falling from heaven?


hahahaha... that's nice...
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HopingSkotch wrote:



what?


i know..
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I'm no Flintstone but i can rock ur bed ..
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wow not bad...i might add those to my dictionary.

thanks for sharing.
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you want corny?? ... ok


Guy: i know your name

Girl: what is it then

Guy: its gillette

girl: gillette?? why would you think its gillette!?!

Guy: because you're the best a man can get
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^ LOL
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J1nn wrote:

you want corny?? ... ok


Guy: i know your name

Girl: what is it then

Guy: its gillette

girl: gillette?? why would you think its gillette!?!

Guy: because you're the best a man can get


Hahaha I can't actually imagine anyone saying that. It would be hilarious though, because it's so corny.
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Hahaha xD

Good one with the Gillette
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heres one i stole from someone on CR...so i won't take credit for it..

What has 32 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My fly
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Here's one:

Do you know that I am a scientist? Because you are my LAB.
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greenislove wrote:

Here's one:

Do you know that I am a scientist? Because you are my LAB.


hahahaha... that was really COOOOOOOOOOOORRRRNNNNNNNYYYYYYY!!!!... hahahaha
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You must be a bowl of lucky charms 'cause you're magically delicious!

You must be a bowl of Campbell's soup 'cause you're mmm'mmm good!
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