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Can you make fun of your own race?
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i_got_you60 wrote:

one word
"YES"
hell i'll even make fun of your race

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS(thats my race of course)
You have two cows.
You worship them.

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid,
British for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland
for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation by the world.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows and naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years,eat once a month and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary
cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and
market them worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

BANGLADESH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know economy.
You choose one of them as the Prime Minister of the country and the other as the Leader of the Opposition.


You are a true Indian, alright! You seem to have plagiarized my post in the Sick Jokes thread which I plagiarized from a friend's e-mail :D
We Indians are masters of plagiarism
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lol having Pride and A Sense of Humor are two different things.
It's just whether you're close minded or not. If it's based on a joking atmosphere
and everyone knows you're just having a bit of social fun, why not? But when it's
encouraging racism and your jokes are rather more like insults, then... *takes out machete..*
Posted 9/14/08 , edited 9/14/08
If I can make fun of my race?
Well yea, its fine if its from me.
I think its more acceptable than making fun of other races.
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LOL Sure.
I always do that anyways.
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Yea. I normally don't mean to but it tends to go down that road when I talk about my relatives.
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I do it all the time. It doesn't bother me much.
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i'm proud of what i am..
:)
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h4x0rz wrote:


i_got_you60 wrote:

one word
"YES"
hell i'll even make fun of your race

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS(thats my race of course)
You have two cows.
You worship them.

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid,
British for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland
for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation by the world.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows and naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years,eat once a month and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary
cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and
market them worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

BANGLADESH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know economy.
You choose one of them as the Prime Minister of the country and the other as the Leader of the Opposition.


You are a true Indian, alright! You seem to have plagiarized my post in the Sick Jokes thread which I plagiarized from a friend's e-mail :D
We Indians are masters of plagiarism

you bet
and iam a bloody pirate who downloads illegal software and porn over the internet
btw i got that from another forum i think. but everyone knows that i cant come up with shit like that dude
Posted 9/14/08
I can make fun about anything...
myself, my country, mankind...
Posted 9/14/08 , edited 9/14/08
:O
the economic thingy got my race down PERFECT xD!
ughh my race has the UGLIEST dudes =o=
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i_got_you60 wrote:




Oh, i posted it on CR too....
Posted 9/14/08

mysticxmocchi wrote:

:O
the economic thingy got my race down PERFECT xD!
ughh my race has the UGLIEST dudes =o=


Quite true *nods head*
Posted 9/14/08
haha sure thing
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oh yeah !

all the time
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boogiekun wrote:

yes...vietnamese women can be stereotyped as loud mouthed and nosy..and from what i see, it is true 80% of the time.


i fall into that catagory
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