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Posted 5/15/08

The_8th_Sin wrote:


kodochastar wrote:


The_8th_Sin wrote:


kodochastar wrote:


The_8th_Sin wrote:


kodochastar wrote:

wow you guys are pervets *shakes head in disgust* well let me say let me give the humans a make oveer *smirks and takes olut a chain saw and axe*hehehe just kidding im to nice *smiles inocently*


"Too nice? This is the Demonic Army!" says Origin, "Here, let me help you!"

He grabs your hands from behind and guides you to mutilating them.


*shakes you off* i dont need any help *puts hand out and blows them up* happy?


"Yes! Very!" says Origin, grinning broadly.


well those were the perverted ones anyway so i dont care *sighs*


"You missed a pervert!" says Origin, and he comes up behind you and--
I hit him on the head.
"Ouch! What was that for?" asks Origin as he switches to super deformed mode.
"You know what it was for, Origin."


hahaha thanks dude *smiles*
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Create a cavity in a human's leg, disinfect it, then put in synthetic soil (so it still doesn't get infected) and then grow poison ivy, cacti, or whatever. This may take several tries and some of Hell's money.

Next, mix some vinegar into the water during a shower, and replace the soap with a solid block of baking soda. That won't kill, but it may be entertaining.

Use magic to make a person constantly hungry but never thirsty in a field of dried apples. Then make them extremely thirsty and give them a clean lake. The apples wiill absorb water, become larger and destroy the person's stomach.

Use a giant magnifying glass and burn a person tied to some firewood. While the person is still heating up, have an ugly lady sit on his head. The ugly lady should already be cut up and bleeding on him to cause both disgust and trauma.

Drop a girl into a pool of crocodiles. Along with a bunch of other prey. The girl should be sprayed with something that makes her seem unappetizing so she has to watch other things being eaten first.

Ur...even I am running out of ideas.
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Posted 6/28/08
leave them in a room for 93,758,278,958,293,749 hours and let them kill each other then eat the puzzles made as a result
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Posted 6/29/08

Nougami_Neuro wrote:

leave them in a room for 93,758,278,958,293,749 hours and let them kill each other then eat the puzzles made as a result


"Hey, who invited the crazy demon?" says Origin, "He's wierd. Only freaks would eat puzzles, so you're a freak! Freak!"
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What about my ideas, Origin-nii?
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show then my comity act they'll die laughing ha ha ha
Posted 7/4/08
this is a night party right ? then i'll steal all their shadows and start turing there shadows into images of monster so they'll start attacking tryng to their shadows go to my home you'll see my powers then you'll get the idea
Posted 7/4/08

Jojiro wrote:

Create a cavity in a human's leg, disinfect it, then put in synthetic soil (so it still doesn't get infected) and then grow poison ivy, cacti, or whatever. This may take several tries and some of Hell's money.

Next, mix some vinegar into the water during a shower, and replace the soap with a solid block of baking soda. That won't kill, but it may be entertaining.

Use magic to make a person constantly hungry but never thirsty in a field of dried apples. Then make them extremely thirsty and give them a clean lake. The apples wiill absorb water, become larger and destroy the person's stomach.

Use a giant magnifying glass and burn a person tied to some firewood. While the person is still heating up, have an ugly lady sit on his head. The ugly lady should already be cut up and bleeding on him to cause both disgust and trauma.

Drop a girl into a pool of crocodiles. Along with a bunch of other prey. The girl should be sprayed with something that makes her seem unappetizing so she has to watch other things being eaten first.

Ur...even I am running out of ideas.


u could have made them just always hungry and keep them there for a few weeks
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nah, not cruel enough, dontcha know
Posted 7/29/08

Jojiro wrote:

nah, not cruel enough, dontcha know


alright how about instead of wata or vingar it's sulfuric acid!!!


Ya! Ha!
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my ideas were better...you can use sulfuric acid on earth. but we're in hell, so our punishments should be less classic and more creative.
Posted 8/15/08
Why won't we just stab them with an kinfe in the eye? Preety original, huh?
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