Most memorable wedding
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Posted 4/12/08 , edited 4/12/08
what's the most memorable wedding you had/attended???

*I'm laughing will typing this* happened last summer, kinda long, but you're guaranteed a laugh!

okay so my friend invites me to his aunt's wedding..so everythings goes fine, they say their vows, give eachother their rings, and kiss. so now it's time for the cutting of the cake!!

so me and my friend(Chris if you must know) are standing next to all the tables waiting to be set up and tasting some food which for some reson the whole place was on an incline...and they had this huge ice sculpture that was like 8ft..anyway this mid 50's man comes walking down the isle with beautiful gold and silver knives...so when he gets right under the sculpture the arm falls and cracks him right on the head, he stumbles, then falls on to the wine table make a huge noise of glass breaking...so me and my friend go rushing up to help while all the other people are just staring as I'm help him he slips on a wine bottle and headbutts me in the face..I drop him and also starting to fall, my friend tries to catch me but I'm too heavy for him, and we're both falling and in a last ditch effort I grab the table cloth on making the rest of the ice sculpture fall bearly missing us break into about 10 pieces. Then by some wierd phenomena the cake that's about a good 5ft starts to sway to left and slowly starts to move down this little incline(it was on this little cart) so everyones still watching this sitcom-like accident unfold as the cake picks up speed as it heads for this elderly couple who are probably to shocked or old to move. so my friend's newlywed uncle becomes(or tries to become) the hero as the cart hit's his knee cap and is nailed by the cake and the top flies and lands at the elderly couples feet who then move and I believe started to laugh.!!!

so to end up this story:
I had a bloody nose, and ruined an expensive suit
broke my friends arm when I fell on him
the servant suffered some head injury
my friend's uncle had some knee injury
ruined about a good $1000+(luckily ther was a line of tables on the other side)
my friend's aunt was crying and blamed US for the fiasco!(being too clumsy my ass )

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Posted 4/12/08
i only remember the ones with the biggist cake there
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Posted 4/12/08 , edited 4/13/08
I went to this wedding once. I intercepted the bouquet of flowers, destroyed the cake and made off with the bride.



It was great.
Posted 4/13/08
i went to 1 or 2? i forgot.. the last time i went.. i didnt even do anything.. i just sat there for 10 minutes and then went home..T^T
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Posted 4/13/08
My brother's wedding, I was only 7 years old at the time so all I remember was that I got lots of food and cake And also that I saw my uncle drunk for the first time, was really funny
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25 / F / ¸.•*¨*`•.¸☆Norway
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Posted 4/13/08
weddings are soooo boring....

unless it's your own I guess...
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Posted 4/13/08

CryAngel wrote:

weddings are soooo boring....

unless it's your own I guess...


couldn't have said it better.
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Posted 4/13/08
I only remember the one where I was a flower girl ^_^
Posted 4/13/08
I guess it would have to be my oldest brother's wedding.
He spent over ten grand, I don't remember but man it was nice!
Then my sister had a nice little beach wedding.
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26 / M / North Texas
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Posted 4/13/08
Weddings? I avoid such things like the plague. I just feel so out of place at a wedding. If somebody invites me, I just find an excuse not to go. Unless I think there's gonna be good food, then I'll go. But the folks around here eat really gay shit at their weddings. The only people that have good food at their weddings are the mexicans, and I haven't been to a mexican wedding. The one wedding I did go to, was the wedding of some people I barely know. but my ma knows them, so I got invited. And I had no way of not going. The bride had a very retro looking hairdo( her mother thought it was brilliant) and the groom looked like a zombie(he worked night shift somewhere.) I sat at the back, got stuck going to the bathroom. And when I got back, some old people had stolen my seat. I found a differant one. I didn't get to stick around for the celebration, had run to my job ecause thye got shorthanded. So how's that for awful?, get stuck going to a wedding for people you don't know, and can't even stick around and eat the food.
Posted 4/13/08 , edited 4/13/08
I got to way to many weddings...mine was probably my cousins wedding last year near Christmas time and my whole side of the family ended up getting wasted and my cousin was stripping on the dance floor and the brides side of the family were all completely sober lol. Also at one of my best friends weddings but I won't get into details on that lol
Posted 4/13/08
Funny story . XD
Weddings that I went to are usually not worth mentioning .
I remember them but ... they`re not really memorable .
Not memorable for you guys to know anyway .
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Posted 4/13/08
Wow, that wedding seems really cool. Haha. I don't have much but I do remember when I was in China and there were lots of firecrackers. They use to give fake flowers out in weddings too and I always collected them. ^^
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