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Are you offended by the term "weeaboo"?
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32 / M / wellington NV
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Posted 11/21/07
no I like to think I,m hard to afend
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28 / F / in need of sushi *¬*
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Posted 11/21/07
funny xDD
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taken from Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Wapanese (also called Japanophiles or "Weeaboo") much like wiggers, are cultureless honkies trying to fill their cultural void by pretending not to be white. In this case, by humping the giant Godzilla leg of the Land of the Rising Sun until they are assimilated into its culture, as if being azn is some kind of acquired communicable disease. So badly do they wish this, in fact, that they are willing to dedicate whole afternoons to memorizing up to five common phrases in Japanese and then misusing them at the mall or furry conventions. They frequent sushi bars, the Panda Express in the food court and Sanrio stores on a weekly basis. They are the bane of American youth.
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DevianTART is home to a large population of Wapanese 'artists' who trace Sailor Moon and fap over popular anime shit that litters the site.

99.9% of the Wapanese 'artists' on DA want to study art in Japan and become famous manga artists, however 75% can hardly handle drawing circles and 90% will never have enough money to move to and study art in Japan.

Wapanese spend around 70% of their income on meaningless Japanese imported crap, much of which could be bought at Target for far less but MUST be imported because Japanese is liek OMG so cool.

82% of male Japanophiles have declared on their LiveJournals that they will never "settle" for less than an authentic Japanese girlfriend. IRL they often have to settle for their autistic cousin Stacey.

Japanophiles will complain when manga-influenced comic books created in America for Americans are not printed right-to-left. These particular people should be turned inside out with a coat hanger and made to observe the world through their own asshole.

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"There are many telltale signs of Wapanese, the biggest one being that they will refer to each other as Otaku and kawaii desu yo! Other warning signs include:


* Known for constantly bitching and complaining about the country they are currently living in if it is not Japan and if they have been there then it is common to whine about wanting to go back every twenty minutes i.e. "I wanna go to Japan T_T!!!!"
* Also known for stubbornly defending Japan's long history of IRL banhammering other races
* Wapanese think they are so badass and will often pose with their katanas while wearing their cosplay outfits they made for the ComiCon. (see also: retard.)
* If a Wapanese cannot master the Japanese language and hoarde enough Gaia gold to go to Japan, the yearly ComiCon in San Diego is the next best place to parade yourself around as a dumbfuck.
* In photographs, a Wapanese will always be shown making a peace sign with one hand, while squinting their eyes and contorting their facial features into a grotesque imitation of the ^_^ smiley, EVEN if they weren't actually doing so when the picture was taken.
* A tendency to mercilessly butcher the Japanese language, throwing around random words and phrases whilst completely ignorant to what they mean. For this reason, the term "Wapanese" can also refer to the language spoken by such sad individuals. Almost all Wapanese will pretend to know the Japanese language and will constantly go "I know Japanese!! Kawaii!!" when a Japanese or part-Japanese loli comes within 20 miles of the vicinity. Most Wapanese cannot actually sustain a conversation for more than five seconds with a Japanese person.
* They insult people using romaji, something that has nothing to do with the Japanese language.
* Listening to shitty J-rock bands nobody has ever heard of.
* Their life dream is not only to go to Japan, but also to break into the anime, manga or video game industry and have sex with all the blond haired blue eyed Japanese girls they saw in Naruto...
* Collecting samurai swords and posing in photos with them is a common Wapanese habit.
* Pseudo-intellect. Often use big words like "pretentious", "original" and "pseudo-intellectual ." Don't be surprised if they misuse the semi-colon in an attempt to insult you on what ever message-board you're using.
* All of them have at least one account on Gaia Online or DeviantART. Discussing ethnicity, politics and religion as if they know what the fuck they're talking about.
* Females have a compulsive need to wear at least one item of Hello Kitty clothing at all times.
* Wapanese want to take in the local Asian culture festival every spring, no matter how viciously dull it is.
* The average Wapanese will whine non-stop about how everyone else who professes an interest in Japanese culture is a poser. They will then throw on their favorite Asian Kung-Fu Generation CD and take out their impotent, white rage on the last few sticks of Pocky they ordered from J-list.
* Japanese characters in their LiveJournal interests.
* Wanting to go to Japan and only Japan to meet the love of their life.
* Username and/or 99.9% of their friends list's names end in the letter "u", "i" or "-chan".
* A large sweatdrop will appear on their forehead when confronted about the fact that they have never even seen a Japanese person in real life, let alone ever been to Japan.
* Wapanese have an undying obsession with anime, and very often, it's the only thing they watch.
* Closely related to the rarer "Koreanophile".
* 90% of wapanese people have AZN or 4ZN in their screen names, though they are not at all Azn
* Hanging out with asians in the arcade, playing DDR, Tekken or Initial D. It's not hard to spot the odd one out there.
* Usually saving up for their next trip to Japan, so they can buy a lolita dress that their fat will spill out of. Most likely will be worn with striped socks and Hot Topic $20 shoes.
* If not saving up for the lolita dress, buying the cheaply-made Hot Topic version and wearing it 24/7.
* If they're a really rich nerd, they might be carrying a little Dollfie around with them dressed up in their own meticulously hand sewn clothing they imported from New Jersey.
* They find the anime genre of "Harem Comedy" funny.
* They imported Persona 3: FUK
* Their name is Jeffree Moon

HILARIOUSLY, point out any internet website to a Wapanese which uses their myspace account as an example of a Wapanese persons, and they will claim they know who did it by saying something like "I know who did this, it was (insert wapanese fetish name in here, i.e Veronica, Erika etc)".
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Posted 11/21/07
...WTF oh sorry,何性交か。i dont want to sound like a weeaboo (actually i dont really care but next time some white person bitches about me calling them an oreo, i'm gonna be pissed!)
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Wapanese in Denial

* Throw fits when are confronted of being a Wapanese/Japanophile and then attempts to kill you with their katana.

..WTF oh sorry,何性交か。i dont want to sound like a weeaboo (actually i dont really care but next time some white person bitches about me calling them an oreo, i'm gonna be pissed!)

* Can be found religiously on 4chan. (also see: the cancer that is killing /b/)
* Has Dir en grey or Gazette bootleg in CD player.
* Attempts to counteract any of the above in the identification of Wapanese.
all in allweeaboos are the cancer thats killing are planet.
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Posted 11/21/07
i'm not the type someone would call a weeaboo but if i was called that I wouldn't be offended because it doesn't really mean anything to me. Besides, I know my place in different communities, and I never try to act something I'm not
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Posted 11/21/07
i never heard if it ><
but like no, who cares of you are a fan of anime. screw them, they suck for not liking anime xD ....everyone likes anime when they watch it ^_^ they just never tried.

person above me to times!, got me thinking........... err... Who cares?
Posted 11/21/07
had it shouted at me a few times my schools very loving ?

It bothers me but il just forget it about...

This is not me claiming to be a "weeaboo" and I know I'm not fluent In Japanese...
Posted 11/21/07
I guess I would be kinda offended,,, though I think I i'm not a weeaboo... i think... anyway I think people who are calling other people a weeaboo should say it in a subtle way... and people who are being called weeaboo should accept the truth....
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Posted 11/21/07

gto734 wrote:


Wapanese in Denial

* Throw fits when are confronted of being a Wapanese/Japanophile and then attempts to kill you with their katana.

..WTF oh sorry,何性交か。i dont want to sound like a weeaboo (actually i dont really care but next time some white person bitches about me calling them an oreo, i'm gonna be pissed!)

* Can be found religiously on 4chan. (also see: the cancer that is killing /b/)
* Has Dir en grey or Gazette bootleg in CD player.
* Attempts to counteract any of the above in the identification of Wapanese.
all in allweeaboos are the cancer thats killing are planet.


i don't try and act like im japanese or something that i'm not and i really don't care about the word weeaboos (it sounds so funny)
Posted 11/21/07
I think I might be turning weeaboo-ish
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27 / F / my thinking chair
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Posted 11/21/07
i didn't know there's such a word as that until now.. weeaboo


hmm.. after reading the 1st post.. i'd say that i would be really offended if ever one would call me that. because..

one. yes i'm a hardcore anime fan. but i know quality and one can never say what is good and what is bad for a person coz people have different preferences.

two. i'm not fluent in japanese and i never said i was.

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three. even when i say english dubs suck, it goes with the reason that i like hearing the real meaning of what the characters are saying.
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Posted 11/22/07
yes i would.....
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Posted 11/22/07
I was called a weaboo by my friend the other day because i was able to withstand cold weather with no sweater or jacket. I was like "huh, wtf?" and i let it go. Now that I have seen the actual meaning of the term, i don't see how i could relate to it besides watching anime. Would there happen to be something missing from that list, gto734?
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