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CHEESY LINES!
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31 / M / o.o;;
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I know my calculus, it says U + Me = Us.
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29 / M / New York
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heres some creepy ones ive heard before( i would never use them)

" Hey do you think i can borrow that dress sometime?"
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

and like i said i actually heard them, alot of the girls i hang out with said they always hear thier share of creepy lines...
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27 / M / CAL! #^
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Do you want to do math? lets add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply.

if i received a nickel for everytime i saw someone as beautiful as you, i'd have 5 cents

do you work at subway? because you just gave me a footlong

screw me if i'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
Posted 4/17/08
Describe the person Above
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-151984/Describe-the-person-Above.html

I read some replies and it somehow match together
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25 / F / Eau Claire, WI, US
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Posted 4/17/08
lol, these are hillarious.
So sorry that I can't remember any at the moment.
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23 / F
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i hate it when people always say....hey!!! i know you from somewhere!!! you are ......you.....are.....bye!!!
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24 / M / havent u noticed...
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Posted 4/17/08
duplicate.
Posted 4/17/08
Here's a couple I've heard over the years:
My hand is cold, would you mind holding it?

Is your dad a thief? He must've stole the stars from the sky and put em in your eyes...

Guy: How's it like?
Girl: How's what like?
Guy: You know... being beautiful...

You be my dairy queen, I'll be your burger king. "Treat me right" and I'll "Have it your way"
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here are some revenge lines

Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Perhaps. I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”

Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”

Man: “Is this seat empty?”
Woman: “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”

Man: “So, wanna go back to my place ?”
Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”

Man: “Your place or mine?”
Woman: “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”

Man: “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
Woman: “It’s in the phone book.”

Man: “But I don’t know your name.”
Woman: “That’s in the phone book too.”

Man: “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman: “I’m a female impersonator.”

Man: “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?”
Woman: “Do not Enter”

Man: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Woman: “Unfertilized !”

Man: “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason”
Woman: “Yeah! Let’s pick up some girls!”

Man: “I know how to please a woman.”
Woman: “Then please leave me alone.”

Man: “I want to give myself to you.”
Woman: “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”

Man: “If I could see you naked, I’d die happy:
Woman: “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing”.

Man: “Your body is like a temple.”
Woman: “Sorry, there are no services today.”

Man: “I’d go through anything for you.”
Woman: “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”

Man: “I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: “Yes, but would you stay there?

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Posted 4/17/08
are you from space, cause your a** is out of this world
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26 / M / Texas
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Posted 4/17/08
My favorite:

"Your right leg is winter and your left is spring, mind if I visit between the seasons?"
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24 / F / California, USA
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Posted 4/17/08
haha. thanks a lot guys!! :]

i love itt!
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25 / F / Eau Claire, WI, US
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This is kind of sick and disgusting but here goes . . .

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."
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24 / F / California, USA
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Posted 4/17/08

Akemi_Ziyah wrote:

Someone (I had no clue who he was) walked up to me and said "Did it hurt?" I looked at him in confusion and said "...what?" Then he said "Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven you beautiful Angel?"

I had the weirdest look on my face, then I said Thank you" and slowly walked away...without looking back...


that's creepy.. XD
haha..
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25 / M / TN
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Posted 4/17/08
Is there a mirror in your pocket? because i can see me in your pants lol

yep, just what i thought your shirt tag says made in heaven
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