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Girls Are Evil
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lilodreamer wrote:


moratorium wrote:

u mean we all dont have dads..rofl?


oh, I see what you're saying!!!

LOL!!

Sorry I'm kind of slow with this kind of stuff.
No that's not what I mean. I'm pretty sure you know what I mean and is just teasing me a bit, huh?


course, (is this the inner bastard which you speak of?)
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Here's A Equation For The Boys:

Boys Love Cars & Money

Therefore

Boys = Cars x Money

But Cars Cost Money...So Therefore

Which Means

Boys = Money²

And Since Money Corrupts, And Is A Boys Doom Of Existence...Which Means BOYS Are The Root Of All Evil !!!

Boys = Evil x1000000000000000 !!!

That Sounds Better Don't You Think !!!
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NaruHina2210 wrote:


Solean wrote:

Here's a mathematical equation that proves that girls are evil

NOTE: i'm not trying to be sexist, this is for entertainment and laughs only, i'm not serious....



Girls love money and time

therefore

Girls = money x time

But time is money... so therefore

Girls = money x money

which means

Girls = money²

and since money corrupts, and corruption is the root of all evil..

Girls = Evil!



so as this mathematical equation, clearly states, girls are in fact evil :O


Here's A Equation For The Boys:

Boys Love Cars & Money

Therefore

Boys = Cars x Money

But Cars Cost Money...So Therefore

Which Means

Boys = Money²

And Since Money Corrupts, And Is A Boys Doom Of Existence...Which Means BOYS Are The Root Of All Evil !!!

Boys = Evil x1000000000000000 !!!

That Sounds Better Don't You Think !!!


Guys love cars? Nope, they're only obsessed with cars because it helps them get girls, who love cars..
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Girls are so cruel. So many of my friends have fallen at the hands of the woman they loved, and now they are left with their hearts broken. As the saying goes, "A broken hand can still work, but not a broken heart."
Damn. now i'm depressed.
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turtleal wrote:


NaruHina2210 wrote:


Solean wrote:

Here's a mathematical equation that proves that girls are evil

NOTE: i'm not trying to be sexist, this is for entertainment and laughs only, i'm not serious....



Girls love money and time

therefore

Girls = money x time

But time is money... so therefore

Girls = money x money

which means

Girls = money²

and since money corrupts, and corruption is the root of all evil..

Girls = Evil!



so as this mathematical equation, clearly states, girls are in fact evil :O


Here's A Equation For The Boys:

Boys Love Cars & Money

Therefore

Boys = Cars x Money

But Cars Cost Money...So Therefore

Which Means

Boys = Money²

And Since Money Corrupts, And Is A Boys Doom Of Existence...Which Means BOYS Are The Root Of All Evil !!!

Boys = Evil x1000000000000000 !!!

That Sounds Better Don't You Think !!!


Guys love cars? Nope, they're only obsessed with cars because it helps them get girls, who love cars..


Girls love cars? I think they just love people seeing them in a cool ride. Thats all.
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moratorium wrote:

course, (is this the inner bastard which you speak of?)


the obvious? yes
the one where you don't have a dad? no
that answer you?
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hahha, to the thread maker.
have fun either being a lonly man or a gay for the rest of ur life
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LOL. I think it's just more obvious when they want to do evil things. I personally think I'm more evil than most girls. Well, I seem to be fighting the opinion of the majority.
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NaruHina2210 wrote:

Im Just posting It Again Without The Quote...(Bored)

Here's A Equation For The Boys:

Boys Love Cars & Money

Therefore

Boys = Cars x Money

But Cars Cost Money...So Therefore

Which Means

Boys = Money²

And Since Money Corrupts, And Is A Boys Doom Of Existence...Which Means BOYS Are The Root Of All Evil !!!

Boys = Evil x1000000000000000 !!!

That Sounds Better Don't You Think !!!


lol i will totally back this up anyday besides its guys that are evil to begin with!!!!!!!
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A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need

A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does
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ME IS EVIL!!! jk i can have my nice side show once in a while... but meanwhile, im ploting to take over the world with my bloodthirsty slaves!!! bow down to ur new goddess EVANGELINE!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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ryancl_nguyen wrote:

A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need

A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does


LMAO thats funny!!!
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blackharu159 wrote:


ryancl_nguyen wrote:

A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need

A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does


LMAO thats funny!!!


THANX XD
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welook wrote:

hahha, to the thread maker.
have fun either being a lonly man or a gay for the rest of ur life


>_> you're saying this to a person with a girlfriend xD which is actually why i made this, she helped me come up with it! :O
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ryancl_nguyen wrote:


blackharu159 wrote:


ryancl_nguyen wrote:

A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need

A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does


LMAO thats funny!!!


THANX XD


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