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Send Message:   21 / F / Neverland
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1) Blow into someone's ear.
2) Burp constantly
3) When you see a person on their cell phone, run up behind them and yell, "Stop having sex talk to your boyfriend/girlfriend!"
4) Fart and pretend it was the person closest to you that did it.
5) Go to the library, have your cell phone on with no silent mode on with your loudest ringtone, and have someone call you every 3 minutes.
6) Go up to a person who's by themself, make sure there are other people around you both, and yell, "I will not have sex with you for candy!"
7) Pretend to take pictures of a random person with your cell phone.
8) Push a random person into a frail old lady and yell, "Rape!"
9) When you're in class, randomly go up to your teacher and say, "I challenge you to a duel. If I win, you have to let me and the class leave school early."
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Send Message: 23 / F / PHILIPPINES
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keep repeating their names over over over over over over over over over over over ................ you get the idea, and poke your friend endlesly........
that's wat i do to annoy my bestfriend.
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Send Message: 18 / F / in a cookie jar ;D
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Poking and saying random words repeatedly.
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Send Message: 19 / F / My house
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Bus
1. sit on a bus and stare at someone who sits next to u
2. sing a random song
3. Smoke (never tried it)
4. open the bathroom door every 5 minutes
Movie
1. Scream the ending of a movie u already seen
2. put melted chocolate on someone's seat
3. ice
General:
1. poke someone saying pokepoke
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Send Message: 73 / F / Under a bridge, h...
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keep on poking them (thats what i did and then my friend slapped me~ouchies~)
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keep on poking them and go "im not touching you"
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Send Message: 22 / M / Im... Im... sky high
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post the water cycle on the drought thread
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yell there names over and over and over again in the tone of twinkle twinke...
Then the name of their crush....
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insult their favorite video game and let the nerd war begin.
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You forgot farting constantly. My lil bro does it all the time >_>
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Send Message: 23 / M
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Ways to annoy people during social events:
I and a friend did this in between the time when the teacher have'nt arrived yet.
# Sit somewhere where everyone can see you ( at the front etc )
# Have a book handy and read for like 10 secs
# Then suddenly turn around and point to the back shouting "OMIGOD!!!"
# This will cause everone to look back, in that time resume to your reading
Lol, they were so annoyed... 
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Send Message: 23 / M
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LOL JUST THOUGHT OF THIS.
Lift Jokes
# Guard the buttons and politely ask the person for which floor they are alighting at.
# When they say it, then act like an autioneer
(e.g Victim: 5th Floor Please
You: 5th Floor, 5th Floor, do i hear six?)
Gotta try this one day
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Send Message: 23 / M / Melandru's Eyes
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poke them ... when they say stop .. say you hurt my feelings .. fake tears.. they say im sorry .. you say ..YAY! and hug them .. and re-start the poking operation ... and keep doing that right before you know they will snap tell them ... your annoying me and just leave .. OR if your in school just stare at one of your classmates for 10mins .. when they ask you if your okay just say yes and keep staring
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Send Message: 27 / M / Mars
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there was one time that I was coughing.....like crazy and that SARS were tramsitted world wide an epidemic cause by the disease in China and that I was pretending to have one......I was coughing in the elevator with my friends and talking about my SARS epidemic.....the people in elevator was furious and staying away from me...they were like trying to get out of the elevator as fast as they could and they cover their mouth with a handkerchief....me and my friends were laughing so hard....it was just a common flu....
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Send Message: 17 / F / Canada
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Scream their name a million times while they keep saying "what?"
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