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Posted 11/19/10
I never knew how to annoy ppl. but my friends purposefully annoy me so that my temper would explode.
They poke my arms and somewhere ticklish. They pull my hair. and they shouted right to my face,"WHAT DID YOU SAY MISSY???"
Ugh. pretty annoying...
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Posted 11/20/10

Blase666 wrote:

Ways To Annoy A Cop:
-Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
-Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS?
-Bad cop! No doughnut!


This section could be titled, "Ways to ensure you get a really big fucking ticket from a Cop"

FYI, Police Officers don't all like being called Cops. Never refer to one as such while in the presence of a Police Officer. Being honest and not making excuses will often get you a lighter punishment whenever you are caught speeding, or violating some traffic law.

^_^
Posted 11/20/10
How To Annoy Your Friend (While in the cafeteria):
-Ask them to buy burger for you, when they come back with your burger, tell 'em you've changed your mind and you want fries instead.
-Give them a can of soda, that is empty.
-Give them a half-eaten sandwich.
-Say "Yummy" every time they swallow their food.
Posted 12/9/10
HeHee
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Posted 12/9/10
take the creakiest seat..

when you know damn well you can't sit still.
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Posted 12/9/10
Some ways to annoy people

1) Name your dog "Dog"
2) Holler random numbers while someone is counting
3)Begin all your sentences with "Ooh La La!"
4) Speak only in a "Robot" voice
5)Wear your pants backwards
6) ASK PEOPLE WHAT GENDER THEY ARE XD
7)Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "Imaginary friend"
8) Sing along at the opera
9) Mow your lawn with scissors
10) Honk and wave at strangers
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Posted 1/31/11
1227.com, nuff' said.
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Posted 1/31/11
Make fun of what they believe in, religion, sexuality, race etc. Repeat and you get someone that cries at night.
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Posted 1/31/11
Buying a very large nerf gun kicking open their door and shouting "this is what you get for putting salt down my trousers during twister" and then unleashing 3 clips of nerf bullets at their face. Evil yes but one it was revenge and 2 it was very fun
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Posted 1/31/11 , edited 1/31/11
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4."Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it.

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

9. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

10. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

11. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

12. Say "okay, you're gay" to anything someone says.

13. As people talk, smell their shoulders.

14. Sing Justin Bieber songs nonstop.
Posted 1/31/11
-When watching tv call out the name of the thing onscreen

-Slowly creep up to someone and pretened to eat their head

-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0&feature=related
Posted 1/31/11 , edited 1/31/11

hyd16 wrote:



NICE! Did you come up with those yourself?
Posted 1/31/11
screaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Posted 1/31/11

Okazu606 wrote:


hyd16 wrote:



NICE! Did you come up with those yourself?


Only the last one unfortunately, but I think that one Top's the rest big time... Don't cha think..lolz
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Posted 1/31/11

CaptainKagamine wrote:

Some ways to annoy people

1) Name your dog "Dog"
2) Holler random numbers while someone is counting
3)Begin all your sentences with "Ooh La La!"
4) Speak only in a "Robot" voice
5)Wear your pants backwards
6) ASK PEOPLE WHAT GENDER THEY ARE XD
7)Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "Imaginary friend"
8) Sing along at the opera
9) Mow your lawn with scissors
10) Honk and wave at strangers


Hahaha I'm so trying number 3...lolz
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