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Post Reply How to annoy people
Posted 9/4/11
1. When someone coughs or clears their throat in the cinema go "SHHHH!" my friend did it to me I was like lol
2. When a tractor or farm vehicle is ploughing in a field, drive 10mph infront of them for revenge that time they did it to you on a road.
3. End every sentence with an upward inflection so everything is like a question
4. Finish people's sentences. No I can't read your mind, but I do like to annoy you.
5. In those sectioned glass spinning doors that is meant to be 1 person per section, jump in with another person and test their footwork.
6. Pay the cashier in pennies
7. Return a ripped blouse and claim it was too big.
8. Mow your lawn at 7 in the fucking morning. Then, when you switch it off and put it away...trim the hedges while you're at it and slam those sheers together extra hard to make a louder sound. Hey why not even rake the driveway? Its not Autumn yet but who cares?
9. When you stop at traffic lights, turn to look at the driver next to you and rev your engine twice while keeping eye contact, look at the lights, then back at him, then at the lights. Rev twice again. If he wants to race, let him speed off ahead and turn left.
10. Answer the door to a stranger in your underwear holding any sexual object. Act normal, sign the delivery.





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I tried to mock this chinese guy who was talking obnoxiously loud by talking even louder. He didn't stop, everyone just started looking at me instead.....
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Posted 9/9/11
Repeat them
Finish their sentence
If they are talking about a object tell him/her every fact you know about it so they can look stupid
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make posts like mine.
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Posted 9/9/11

Chained_Angel wrote:

1. When someone coughs or clears their throat in the cinema go "SHHHH!" my friend did it to me I was like lol
2. When a tractor or farm vehicle is ploughing in a field, drive 10mph infront of them for revenge that time they did it to you on a road.
3. End every sentence with an upward inflection so everything is like a question
4. Finish people's sentences. No I can't read your mind, but I do like to annoy you.
5. In those sectioned glass spinning doors that is meant to be 1 person per section, jump in with another person and test their footwork.
6. Pay the cashier in pennies
7. Return a ripped blouse and claim it was too big.
8. Mow your lawn at 7 in the fucking morning. Then, when you switch it off and put it away...trim the hedges while you're at it and slam those sheers together extra hard to make a louder sound. Hey why not even rake the driveway? Its not Autumn yet but who cares?
9. When you stop at traffic lights, turn to look at the driver next to you and rev your engine twice while keeping eye contact, look at the lights, then back at him, then at the lights. Rev twice again. If he wants to race, let him speed off ahead and turn left.
10. Answer the door to a stranger in your underwear holding any sexual object. Act normal, sign the delivery.







I like number two. i'll definitely have to try that one out.
Posted 9/9/11

PhoungSeppuku wrote:


Chained_Angel wrote:

1. When someone coughs or clears their throat in the cinema go "SHHHH!" my friend did it to me I was like lol
2. When a tractor or farm vehicle is ploughing in a field, drive 10mph infront of them for revenge that time they did it to you on a road.
3. End every sentence with an upward inflection so everything is like a question
4. Finish people's sentences. No I can't read your mind, but I do like to annoy you.
5. In those sectioned glass spinning doors that is meant to be 1 person per section, jump in with another person and test their footwork.
6. Pay the cashier in pennies
7. Return a ripped blouse and claim it was too big.
8. Mow your lawn at 7 in the fucking morning. Then, when you switch it off and put it away...trim the hedges while you're at it and slam those sheers together extra hard to make a louder sound. Hey why not even rake the driveway? Its not Autumn yet but who cares?
9. When you stop at traffic lights, turn to look at the driver next to you and rev your engine twice while keeping eye contact, look at the lights, then back at him, then at the lights. Rev twice again. If he wants to race, let him speed off ahead and turn left.
10. Answer the door to a stranger in your underwear holding any sexual object. Act normal, sign the delivery.







I like number two. i'll definitely have to try that one out.


In other words, ruin their corn harvest. *evil laugh*
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Posted 9/9/11

Chained_Angel wrote:


PhoungSeppuku wrote:


Chained_Angel wrote:

1. When someone coughs or clears their throat in the cinema go "SHHHH!" my friend did it to me I was like lol
2. When a tractor or farm vehicle is ploughing in a field, drive 10mph infront of them for revenge that time they did it to you on a road.
3. End every sentence with an upward inflection so everything is like a question
4. Finish people's sentences. No I can't read your mind, but I do like to annoy you.
5. In those sectioned glass spinning doors that is meant to be 1 person per section, jump in with another person and test their footwork.
6. Pay the cashier in pennies
7. Return a ripped blouse and claim it was too big.
8. Mow your lawn at 7 in the fucking morning. Then, when you switch it off and put it away...trim the hedges while you're at it and slam those sheers together extra hard to make a louder sound. Hey why not even rake the driveway? Its not Autumn yet but who cares?
9. When you stop at traffic lights, turn to look at the driver next to you and rev your engine twice while keeping eye contact, look at the lights, then back at him, then at the lights. Rev twice again. If he wants to race, let him speed off ahead and turn left.
10. Answer the door to a stranger in your underwear holding any sexual object. Act normal, sign the delivery.







I like number two. i'll definitely have to try that one out.


In other words, ruin their corn harvest. *evil laugh*


That sounds like one damn good plan. And definitely number nine. Gotta do number nine.
Posted 10/11/11

Chained_Angel wrote:

1. When someone coughs or clears their throat in the cinema go "SHHHH!" my friend did it to me I was like lol
2. When a tractor or farm vehicle is ploughing in a field, drive 10mph infront of them for revenge that time they did it to you on a road.
3. End every sentence with an upward inflection so everything is like a question
4. Finish people's sentences. No I can't read your mind, but I do like to annoy you.
5. In those sectioned glass spinning doors that is meant to be 1 person per section, jump in with another person and test their footwork.
6. Pay the cashier in pennies
7. Return a ripped blouse and claim it was too big.
8. Mow your lawn at 7 in the fucking morning. Then, when you switch it off and put it away...trim the hedges while you're at it and slam those sheers together extra hard to make a louder sound. Hey why not even rake the driveway? Its not Autumn yet but who cares?
9. When you stop at traffic lights, turn to look at the driver next to you and rev your engine twice while keeping eye contact, look at the lights, then back at him, then at the lights. Rev twice again. If he wants to race, let him speed off ahead and turn left.
10. Answer the door to a stranger in your underwear holding any sexual object. Act normal, sign the delivery.







LOL! Are these your own ideas? Brilliant. 1, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9 and 10 are a must!
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Posted 10/11/11 , edited 10/11/11
poke them.

talk a lot

interrupt everything they say

Butt into random conversations

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Posted 10/11/11
Repeat after me: never stop smiling. People who smile nonstop deserve a smack.oh, and be a wise-ass at the wrong moment, wrong time.
Posted 10/12/11 , edited 10/12/11

Rina-San wrote:


Chained_Angel wrote:

1. When someone coughs or clears their throat in the cinema go "SHHHH!" my friend did it to me I was like lol
2. When a tractor or farm vehicle is ploughing in a field, drive 10mph infront of them for revenge that time they did it to you on a road.
3. End every sentence with an upward inflection so everything is like a question
4. Finish people's sentences. No I can't read your mind, but I do like to annoy you.
5. In those sectioned glass spinning doors that is meant to be 1 person per section, jump in with another person and test their footwork.
6. Pay the cashier in pennies
7. Return a ripped blouse and claim it was too big.
8. Mow your lawn at 7 in the fucking morning. Then, when you switch it off and put it away...trim the hedges while you're at it and slam those sheers together extra hard to make a louder sound. Hey why not even rake the driveway? Its not Autumn yet but who cares?
9. When you stop at traffic lights, turn to look at the driver next to you and rev your engine twice while keeping eye contact, look at the lights, then back at him, then at the lights. Rev twice again. If he wants to race, let him speed off ahead and turn left.
10. Answer the door to a stranger in your underwear holding any sexual object. Act normal, sign the delivery.







LOL! Are these your own ideas? Brilliant. 1, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9 and 10 are a must!


Lol yeah they are stuff thats happened to me or I've done to other people 7 was a woman who came into a shop I used to work in and demanded a refund coz it was too big but upon closer inspection as I was refunding her I saw that there was a big tear in the back of it.

Oh except number 10 thats just made up haha
Posted 10/12/11
All you extroverts are funny.
Posted 10/12/11

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All you extroverts are funny.


Not as funny as...

I.Love.You.

Annoy pple let's c....when they finish a sentence always say and..and..and...

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being yourself
Posted 10/12/11
I don't know. It's a part of my awesome, annoying nature.
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