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How to annoy people
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24 / M / Toronto
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Posted 10/12/11
Keep poking them or plain stare at them for a loonnnnggg time...
Posted 10/15/11
Just be your true self. Nothing more effective.
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Posted 10/15/11
Ignore them.
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34 / M / CT
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Posted 11/3/11
Let a really wet fart loose in front of people, like in a classroom, or in a line at the supermarket. If anyone complains, say, "Sorry, my Dog has been farting a lot lately".

You have no Dog with you.

It's funny.

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M / Canada
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Keep pushing their buttons I guess? If they react badly to one thing, just keep repeating it..
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30 / M / Wisconsin
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Posted 11/3/11
Repetition. That's all it takes.
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20 / F / Canada, Mickey Mo...
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not being able to speak English in an English speaking country not liking people
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20 / F / Canada, Mickey Mo...
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Posted 11/3/11

underlock wrote:

Just be your true self. Nothing more effective.


yeah you don't really have to do anything els.
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F / Nowhere
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Posted 11/3/11
Go against the law of personal boundaries...and make sure you eat sumn that will kill your breath like onions. and start talking in their faces.
Fart..in an elevator..and claim that you did it. and just keep doing it.
Pick your noes...pretend to eat it or flick it. when in close areas or near ppl

Just keep talking on and on and on. bout the same thing.
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Posted 11/3/11
Keep sniffing, I don't know why but it annoys the fuck out of me.
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27 / M / Tha Devil's Playg...
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Posted 11/3/11
Say their name until they get mad and smack you.
Posted 8/17/12
Make your crotch touch someone's hand consistently.
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Posted 12/12/12 , edited 12/12/12
I manage it just by being around people. I guess I'm just gifted like that...


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25 / World Wide Web
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Posted 12/12/12
Be straight forward and down to the point, allow no room for small talk and treat metaphors as literal speech.. scratch that, treat all speech as if having literal meaning.

Works fine in pissing people off in the long run.
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27 / M / Montreal Canada
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Posted 12/12/12
i got someone annoying when i was in school (computer programming) the guy ask the same question so many time when teacher explain to him if he understand than he say yes than again few minute later asking the same question.... also when you ask him search for the answer in google he look up his screen open google 10 sec than ask again i cant find the answer ... didnt take his time to search.... sooooo annoying
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