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How to annoy people
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Posted 12/12/12
Text your friend and have a conservation with her when you are just right beside her!
Posted 12/12/12
When watching horror movies, scream at every moment
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Posted 12/13/12
Accused them that they are off-topic.
Banned
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34 / M / The Void.
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Posted 12/13/12
Tell them the truth.
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18 / F / Hell
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Posted 12/13/12
Be repetitive, be very repetitive.
Be the department of redundancy department.
Posted 12/25/12
I wouldn't want to be near those type of people. I saw this lady when I was watching Sky Fall the movie she kept texting & giggling next to me and it was so very annoying the light was so bright, but I didn't tell her to stop.. eh. =3=
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18 / F / Waiting for your...
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Posted 12/25/12
Throw things at them.
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20 / M / Delaware
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Posted 12/25/12
pfft easy,

poot on them.
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17 / M / Canada
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Posted 12/25/12
Piss on their head
Worked for me
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19 / M
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Posted 12/26/12
Say i love you. and see their reaction if you're brave enough
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Posted 12/26/12
Say politically incorrect statements, that always riles people up
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Posted 12/26/12
Annoying co-workers.

1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you.
3) Make up nicknames for all your co-workers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachie."
4) Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
5) Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as often since you did this.
6) While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive. Call everyone Madge.
7) Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee, a printout, or whatever, slap yourself at random the whole way.
8) Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.
9) Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask him or her if they want fries with that.
10) Send e-mail back and forth to yourself, engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
11) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair-dancing.
12) Put your trash can on your desk. Label it "IN".
13) Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.
14) Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza, donuts, or cake in the lunchroom. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach, and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that."
15) Put decaf in the coffeemaker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
Posted 12/26/12

Hintkin wrote:

When watching horror movies, scream at every moment


Or laugh at every other moment just to make them jump for no reason >;


Smirking makes people feel annoyed and sometimes they hate you for it because they think that you are looking down on them which is not true half the time -.-
Posted 12/26/12
If they're talking to u ..
Just simply reply with a .. "nicee" "sweet" "Alright Alright "

Get's girls pissed off and annoyed tsktsk (;
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Posted 12/26/12
Just start yelling for no reason, and when people tell you to stop go and yell in there face.
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