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keep pokin' someone and say poke every time ya do, say meep when ya poke their nose.
keep hitting them for no reason and say you didn't do it.
stalk them.
steal their stuff and use 'em.
keep talkin' nonstop.
keep interruptin' someone when they talk.
say something retarded all the time.
kick 'em in the shins.
keep sayin' their name.
three words "magical hamster orb"
act like kirby.
tell 'em you love 'em.
sing "peanut butter jelly time"
change the subject by sayin' you're from cheeseland.
keep askin' what.
talk in a foreign language.
bump into 'em and yell at 'em for bumpin' into you.
talk sarcastically.
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>> Get a group of friends when you r eating lunch. Usually at the table sitting with you.
>>Stare at the victim while eating
>>Then say some really disturbing things that will make them throw up
>>Make sure he/she swallows the food before talking. *Please do this intruction or else there is a slight chance food comes out throught nose and on you.
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Ways To Annnoy Your Roommate:
-Become a mime. Nothing is more annoying than a mime.
-Keep saying things like, "Your momma isn't here to take care of you any more."
-Learn Morse code. Adopt it as your sole method of communication.
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Ways To Annoy Your Step Parent
-open and close the frige repeataly (and tell them that there's nothing you want to eat)
-scoot your butt on the floor (tell them that the dog made you do it)
- scream " It hurts, It hurts!" but there's nothing wrong with you.
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annoying teachers
-write penis on the board but very small and when they see it and wipe it off
-the next day write the same thing again but bigger
-let this keep going for a few days
-then write everytime you rub my penis it gets bigger!
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Glare at someone constantly
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Really, I would just be a bitch to annoy the crap outta someone. But I always love to have fun when I annoy them. So mainly, I`d start singing and just completely suck at it terribly. Yeah, mainly works on a lot of people, and I always enjoy doing that. Hahahaaaa.
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wow cool!would luv 2 hear ur 'music' somday!i dunno how 2 annoy people coz every1'll get bored even b4 i start doin' somthin'!  |
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fr33z3r wrote:
annoying teachers
-write penis on the board but very small and when they see it and wipe it off
-the next day write the same thing again but bigger
-let this keep going for a few days
-then write everytime you rub my penis it gets bigger!
haha good one...i may have to try it!
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The last one was funny.
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I took an egg and put it on the lab table in bio class. The teacher walked past and saw it and was like "What is this? Why is there an egg here?" and when I coughed up, he's like "Detention City!!!" |
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stand behind them and start breathing on them
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how to piss off some1 u talk to but ure like stuck in the same place......keep askin the famous 1 word question and answer...Y!!!! HAHAHAHA
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stare at them, and when they look at you, look the other way, and when they look away from you, stare at them again...
do this over and over again... |
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Best way to annoy someone is to pretend your about to tell them something then stop half way through and act like its a secret that you've decided you cant break. Just watch as you drive someone up the wall when they try to persuade you to tell them what it is |
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