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How to annoy people
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Posted 4/17/07

meiskan wrote:

Keep poking them (like in tickle spots). They'll want to thrash you after 5 minutes...like I do to my friend when she pokes me.
O_X

Congratulations, that one worked...
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If you want to know what annoys people check this out:

http://www.crunchyroll.com/showforumtopic?id=2551&pg=0

If that thread doesn't help you try e-mailing them this over and over again!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5901764660564775413&q=Annoying&hl=en
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Believe me, putting sharp objects into people really seems to tick society off. I did it once as a prank and some guy in blue took me away to a really dark place (that reminded me of my computer room) and beat me with various metal objects. I don't know why, but people really can't appreciate other things being inside of them. I certainly don't mind all of the demons who've tried to posess me. In fact, they seem to hate it a lot more than I do.
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22 / F / You wish you knew.
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^ wierd but awesome story

elevators, what you do is you pretend you're all gonna die, then pretend to hyperventalate. when the elevator stops, get up and skip outside, pretending the world is a happy place and you cant wait to go see the clowns at the circus.

(it works, its hilarious, you might wanna do it with friends)
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lol...ill consider
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26 / F / Nightscape
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Posted 4/17/07
In a college laundry:
Wait for somebody's washing machine to stop and take their clothes out and put it on top of the washer
Take their clothes out and put them in different dryers and leave them a note saying "Your clothes started fighting so I had to separate them"

In a dorm
Cover your hall mates doorknobs with grape jelly (This is tricky cuz there's a high risk factor)

Sheesh
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Posted 4/17/07
^ in dire need of editing

Or was that part of the joke? lol
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21 / F / United States
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Posted 9/19/07
LMAO
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Posted 9/19/07
Let's say your friend is trying to start a conversation and he/she is rather serious. You just interrupt them constantly with what they're talking about with something like: Dick, bitch, penis, poop.

Example:

Friend: "Yeah man, I was watching the History Channel abou-"
You: "About dicks, great show."
Friend: ~Haha~, "As I was saying, it was about warfare events between Hitler an-"
You: "Hitler's dick is fighting what?"
Friend: "Naw man, seriou-"
You: "I totally agree, you watch too much dicks on your free time."
Friend: "..."
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Posted 9/19/07
Introduce them to your younger brother or sister and ask them to babysit because you have something important to do.

Go to a busy store and ask them to break you a twenty and tell them you didn't ask the store beside them because you thought they were too busy...
Posted 9/19/07
Constantly talk to them when they don't want to be bothered by you.
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24 / F / In Valhalla.
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Posted 9/19/07
Keep poking them. That should do it.
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20 / M / in ur dreams
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Posted 9/19/07
every time i go on a bus or some other public place i sit next to some one and stare at them........ well i don't really use it to annoy them just to start conversation but still it must be pretty annoying
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Posted 9/19/07
1.Talk to them constantly
2. Get them annoyed
3. Wait until they say Shut up or sumthing
4. Scream at them and say " WELL THEN YOU SHUT UP THEN !!!! "
5. And then they will be like
6. Then you will keep annoying them and thats how I do it
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ROFLMAO!!! DATS soo funny lol ill try dat wen im in da elevator lol
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