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**1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
MCK
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Posted 1/17/07
1. Run through the isles in your underwear while throwing skittles at evertyone you see and yelling "Taste the rainbow" non-stop.
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27 / M / Tx
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laugh at the manager and say your sleeping with his wife
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51 / M / Torphichen Scotland
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2. As for 1 but without the underwear.
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26 / M
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spraypaint "walmart sux" in the store
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27 / M / Tx
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3 say i have to take a pee will you come help to everyone in there.
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25 / M / The World
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steal something muhahahaa like a gun.....never mind that'll get you arrested^_^hehehe
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27 / M / Here
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you could just ask
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25 / M / The World
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^wheres the fun in that???? (but good point)
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22 / M / the darkness
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take a dump in the cash register
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26 / F / somwhere in calif...
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go inside and ask for directions to the closes target... cause TARGET RULES
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22 / M / the darkness
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get undressed and start trying on all the clothes in the aisle
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29 / M / Cali
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We put condoms in everyone's shopping carts : ) lolz

And play hide and seek, Another good place to play hide n seek is IKEA! xD
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29 / M / lost
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Posted 1/18/07
load your trolley with about $200 worth of things. take it to the register and get it cashed up. after its been cashed up, and they tell you the price. look at them and say......

"what the f**k!...this aint my stuff. i only wanted a piss!!!". then start shouting ya head off as loud as ya can telling people that wall- mart is shyte!!



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29 / M / Vienna
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Posted 1/18/07
There are no Wallmarts here, fortunetly
Posted 1/18/07
we don't have wallmarts either (well, not close)
I enjoy taking a stack of identical magazines and placing them infront of all the others so that no one can find what they want! I haven't been thrown out of anywhere for that yet though.
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