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**1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart
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23 / F / Texas
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Posted 1/18/07

BlackRose wrote:


Ironlynx50 wrote:

steal a phone and then run around screaming "WHERE YOU AT?"


BOOST MOBILE!! XD!!!!OMG!!! IM ROFL!!!!!! My friend and i have been making fun of that since monday!!!!!!! cuz i said i was british(no offense british pple i think you rock)
and then a week later i decided im gonna be "gangsta'"XD!!!!! And i told my friend and she said it was a good idea! soooo we've been making fun of that and yelling "BOOST! WHERE YOU AT?!" everytime we see in the hallway XD


LOL ROFL i KNOW ITS SO STUPID
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25 / M / Not Where I Want...
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Posted 1/18/07
go steal a eminem curtain call CD and a CD player and run around screaming HI MY NAME IS
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.drss up as captain planet,and tackle and pummel punch the crap out of people while yellin"captain planet!!!!!!!!!!!",and then once you stop,point your finger atr them and say,"the power is yours,B****"

Bring 11 items in the 10 Item Only line!
(Mwuaha!)

MCK:6:tell a woman that her headlights are on
Sorah:hey!!!!!!!!(punches arm)
MCK:sorry
Sorah: play wet buiscut inside and use one of the employees as the buiscut(wet buiscut is a disgusting game involving multiple guys wacking off on a buiscut.and the last guy who cums has to eat it)

go to the 10 items only line with 100 items. When they refuse you only buy ten of those things and go back 9 more times.

plant a knife on the manager

plant a gun on a random person and say the manager did it

dress up as inuyasha and make a fake tetsiuga and swing down the isles hitting everything and everyone in sight

do a ''shoping cart'' inside at night at 3 in the morning into a bunch of electronics(i just did this)

throw the cd cases at ppl like shruiken

get a 3 liter soda. and start whacking ppl in the head

let your ''chain'' hang low......really low

yell "wal-mart is racist"
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22 / M / the darkness
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Posted 1/18/07
shake the crap outa the pop open and spray
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23 / F / Arkansas
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Posted 1/18/07
Have shopping cart races down the isle.

Try to sell the items to random people in the store.

Look for a new employee, (how you can figure out a new employee is, I don't know...but it IS possible) and ask them to find an item for you that is not sold in Wal-Mart.

Break-dance near the dishware.

Try on shoes and walk around with the shoes on.

Get something with a price tag on it, and go to an employee and ask them how much the item is.
MCK
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26 / M
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nukelear warfare
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27 / M / Tx
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Posted 1/18/07
kill everyone in there. not only will you get banned but you will go to jail
Posted 1/18/07
Go to the make-up aisle and start opening the merchandise to give yourself a mak-over
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23 / F / California
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Posted 1/18/07
take the candies off the self && eat them as if they were free samples
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26 / F / Wales
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Posted 1/19/07
for guys: try on the dresses, go up to an assistant, and ask 'does my bum look big in this?'

for girls: do up your top button! [oooh, burn!]
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25 / M / Hayward, CA - OR...
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1.go into dressing room for a long time. make farting noises then yell "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!!"

2. move the "caution: wet floor" sign to a carpeted area
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26 / F / Wales
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Posted 1/19/07
haha!

put the kitchen knives in the cuddly toys section o.O

set up a tent in the alcohol isle, and start a camp fire ^_^
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M / Macross City
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Remove the CD cases and then throw CD.
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25 / M / Hayward, CA - OR...
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Posted 1/19/07
prctice your madona look with funnels in the baking section
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26 / F / Wales
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Posted 1/19/07
Tell a child that the methadone you got from the pharmacy is to turn you into a goverment puppet.
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