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10 Things NOT to do around a girl
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What. the hell??
lol. That, agreed that that was all common sense -_-

for me... its
1. if you're a pervert, which is most likely a yes, don't express it so quickly. Its creepy, and scares girls off. When you guys get a little closer, bring it out, little by little -_-

I rather have a guy make fun of me, or make fun of my stupid mistakes then for him to hide it.

and there's nothing wrong with laughing at a joke that's funny. o_O besides, I have better jokes anyway 8)

I can give a bumble bee's ass if they do things with other girls, as long as I know he loves me and not her (:
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Here are 10 things NOT to do around a girl:

1. Act very strange when they are with you when you are talking to your friends

2. Tell them lies (WHY? because they'll think the "I love you" part is also a lie)

3. Talk to other girls but don't flirt with them (WHY? she'll get the wrong idea)

4. Tell your friend about another girl (WHY? he'll probably report it to your gf)

5. Make fun of them (WHY? they'll hate you)

6. Annoy them when they don't wanna talk (WHY? it makes them even more angrier!)

7. If she's hosting a party and another girl that's your friend is also hosting a party, DO NOT go to the other girl's because your gf will get the wrong idea and will hate you

8. Laugh at them if they are clumsy

9. Be mean to them when YOU'RE mad (WHY? they'll be sad and end up crying)

10. Laugh at another girl's joke when your gf made a bad one (WHY? they'll be sad)

GIRLS: If you like this, post it on your Guestbook or Profile!!
GUYS: I hope this helped!! ^^


Trust me, if my gf broke up with me for doing some of these I'd consider it a relief. I laugh at some other girls joke because it was funnier than hers and she gets pissed, I'd say "Oh shut up and get over it"...Jesus, I can think of 10x worse things guys could do. I though your list would consist of things like 'bealch, fart' or 'stare at their breasts', those I can understand.
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What. the hell??
lol. That, agreed that that was all common sense -_-

for me... its
1. if you're a pervert, which is most likely a yes, don't express it so quickly. Its creepy, and scares girls off. When you guys get a little closer, bring it out, little by little -_-

I rather have a guy make fun of me, or make fun of my stupid mistakes then for him to hide it.

and there's nothing wrong with laughing at a joke that's funny. o_O besides, I have better jokes anyway 8)

I can give a bumble bee's ass if they do things with other girls, as long as I know he loves me and not her (:


I say I love you, I don't lie to you.
I sleep and bitch slap other girls, what do you do then? I don't love them, it's natural.
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The Ultimate Rule About Every Girl:
1. dunno
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chungahchoon wrote:

What. the hell??
lol. That, agreed that that was all common sense -_-

for me... its
1. if you're a pervert, which is most likely a yes, don't express it so quickly. Its creepy, and scares girls off. When you guys get a little closer, bring it out, little by little -_-

I rather have a guy make fun of me, or make fun of my stupid mistakes then for him to hide it.

and there's nothing wrong with laughing at a joke that's funny. o_O besides, I have better jokes anyway 8)

I can give a bumble bee's ass if they do things with other girls, as long as I know he loves me and not her (:


I say I love you, I don't lie to you.
I sleep and bitch slap other girls, what do you do then? I don't love them, it's natural.


Well, I say good for you then.
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erh... thanks i guess?
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Sorry but that list didn't help me at all. Some of it was just bullshit and the rest of it was just common sense.
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Yeah, then wait for the "Am I fat?" question. Now that's the tricky part!
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girls are strange creatures. you can never fully understand them
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1 thing that you should NEVER do:

Tell a girl that she's ugly.


Agreed !!!

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1 thing that you should NEVER do:

Tell a girl that she's ugly.


but you can't lie to them either tho, what is a boy to do?

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Yeah, then wait for the "Am I fat?" question. Now that's the tricky part!


That's when you answer sarcastically, "No, the pants are"
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1. dont call them sex machine/box
2. refrain from leaving the seat up
3. nothing goes up the butt
4. remember esoteric dates that amount to when you 2 did something
5. dont act like an idiot when you forget number 4
6. it is never a good idea to suggest a 3 way
7. it is NEVER good idea idea to suggest a 3 way with her sister
8. asking to tape anything while she is not wearing a shirt wont end well
9. having your friend tape it in secret will get you killed
10 buying expensive things only works when you know what they like

I lol'ed.

Also, number 6 is possible. Just depends on the women in question, I've heard of some women that have.... Fantasized about 3-ways...
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Rhythmix wrote:

Yeah, then wait for the "Am I fat?" question. Now that's the tricky part!


That's when you answer sarcastically, "No, the pants are"


My GF once asked me the infamous "am i fat?" question, and i retardedly answered her, "no, my eyes are in widescreen mode".
Needless to say, my face hurt the rest of the night.
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AHTL wrote:


Rhythmix wrote:

Yeah, then wait for the "Am I fat?" question. Now that's the tricky part!


That's when you answer sarcastically, "No, the pants are"


My GF once asked me the infamous "am i fat?" question, and i retardedly answered her, "no, my eyes are in widescreen mode".
Needless to say, my face hurt the rest of the night.


No, you take a picture, use photoshop to enlarge her fat parts and tell her, "Where is the fat?"
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