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10 Things NOT to do around a girl
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Posted 4/19/08 , edited 4/20/08

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Yeah, then wait for the "Am I fat?" question. Now that's the tricky part!


That's when you answer sarcastically, "No, the pants are"


My GF once asked me the infamous "am i fat?" question, and i retardedly answered her, "no, my eyes are in widescreen mode".
Needless to say, my face hurt the rest of the night.


Yeah, there never seems to be a correct answer to that one.
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... It seen i broke all those rule and thing, and i still have my gf
well... if she doesnt accept me how i am i guess i have to find another? but still i am not that mean to my gf
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Posted 4/19/08 , edited 4/20/08

Rhythmix wrote:


somedood4 wrote:


AHTL wrote:


Rhythmix wrote:

Yeah, then wait for the "Am I fat?" question. Now that's the tricky part!


That's when you answer sarcastically, "No, the pants are"


My GF once asked me the infamous "am i fat?" question, and i retardedly answered her, "no, my eyes are in widescreen mode".
Needless to say, my face hurt the rest of the night.


Yeah, there never seems to be a correct answer to that one.


Actually, I would try saying, "no, the fabric must be thick".
Posted 4/19/08 , edited 4/20/08
okay cool? XD
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Posted 4/19/08 , edited 4/20/08

somedood4 wrote:


Rhythmix wrote:


somedood4 wrote:


AHTL wrote:


Rhythmix wrote:

Yeah, then wait for the "Am I fat?" question. Now that's the tricky part!


That's when you answer sarcastically, "No, the pants are"


My GF once asked me the infamous "am i fat?" question, and i retardedly answered her, "no, my eyes are in widescreen mode".
Needless to say, my face hurt the rest of the night.


Yeah, there never seems to be a correct answer to that one.


Actually, I would try saying, "no, the fabric must be thick".


the question : am i fat? is troublesome..... a girl ask me it and im like um... no... if they think they are fat themselve then she pobably thinks you lie alot.... if u say yes she is fat... then she might think that u hate her or worst pissed off at you
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Hmm...seems like that was a waste of time.
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AHTL wrote:

o_O

I was kind of expecting something like this:

1. Always drool, girls find it manly

2. If a girl asks for help, say no ~ it'll make her angry and she'll then be able to help herself in order to show that she is better than you

3. Always act like your busy, for unknown reasons ~ the girl will be more interested in you & strive to get your attention

4. If you're going to have a *special* night with her, be sure to dress up like her. That'll make things kinky real quick

6. Don't be specific with dates or number of any kind

7. Talk fast, she'll be more interested in what you have to say

8. When she asks for your opinion about some clothing, you should say "That looks photoshopped".

9. For gods sake, NEVER EVER yell "THIS IS SPARTA!" in her face, she's a girl, she won't understand the manliness you just expressed

10. You like ham, it's hamly. I mean, manly.


LOL.
This has been
kindofsortof the highlight of my day.
:'D
Whoo.
Funny.
XD;

Anywho:

1. Don't talk about another girl to them; they /will/ go and hunt that other girl down.
2. Don't talk about other guys; they don't care, they're not dating those other guys.
3. Don't joke with them in the same way that you do with your other friends; they'll think they mean the same to you as your normal friends.
4. Don't decline their offers to go on dates just cuz you're not "up to it"; they'll make you regret doing so.
5. Don't laugh when they're crying for a stupid reason; they'll start screaming [and possibly hitting/throwing things.]
6. Don't fight with their friends; they'll end up dumping you based on their friends' judgments.
7. Don't ask her to pay when you forget your wallet; she'll change [almost] her entire outlook on you.
8. Don't EVER 'accidentally' fart when you two are cuddling; they'll never come back to your place for 'alone time'.
9. Don't ever tell them they look/are fat/ugly/scrawny/slutty/tacky/skinny in an outfit; they'll go psycho on you.
10. Don't ever ignore her when they're looking for someone to talk with; they'll do the same when you're looking for someone to 'play' with.

And uh-
I'm totally serious about all of the above.
XD;
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Posted 4/19/08 , edited 4/20/08

AHTL wrote:

o_O

I was kind of expecting something like this:

1. Always drool, girls find it manly

2. If a girl asks for help, say no ~ it'll make her angry and she'll then be able to help herself in order to show that she is better than you

3. Always act like your busy, for unknown reasons ~ the girl will be more interested in you & strive to get your attention

4. If you're going to have a *special* night with her, be sure to dress up like her. That'll make things kinky real quick

6. Don't be specific with dates or number of any kind

7. Talk fast, she'll be more interested in what you have to say

8. When she asks for your opinion about some clothing, you should say "That looks photoshopped".

9. For gods sake, NEVER EVER yell "THIS IS SPARTA!" in her face, she's a girl, she won't understand the manliness you just expressed

10. You like ham, it's hamly. I mean, manly.


Wow. I love the "THIS IS SPART!" XD
Manliness owns. All real men possess this trait.
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i've broke 5, 6, 8 bunch of times x]
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LMAO to AHTL.
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windleon wrote:


somedood4 wrote:


Rhythmix wrote:


somedood4 wrote:


AHTL wrote:


Rhythmix wrote:

Yeah, then wait for the "Am I fat?" question. Now that's the tricky part!


That's when you answer sarcastically, "No, the pants are"


My GF once asked me the infamous "am i fat?" question, and i retardedly answered her, "no, my eyes are in widescreen mode".
Needless to say, my face hurt the rest of the night.


Yeah, there never seems to be a correct answer to that one.


Actually, I would try saying, "no, the fabric must be thick".


the question : am i fat? is troublesome..... a girl ask me it and im like um... no... if they think they are fat themselve then she pobably thinks you lie alot.... if u say yes she is fat... then she might think that u hate her or worst pissed off at you

Thats why the only logical answer is to blame the pants themselves.

Posted 4/19/08 , edited 4/20/08
1 thing to NEVER EVER DO!
Never!! Ask her this question
Is your ****** hairy?
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Posted 4/19/08 , edited 4/20/08
i think u should rename that to 10 thing not to do around ur girlfriend........ since ur referring to the person u like anyways
1.lie to them (they'll think the good things u say to them r lies)
2.be nasty (i've done it didn't turn out well, but it was to a friend)
3. bad hygiene (it'll scare them away)
4.flirt or seem like ur flirting with other girls ( u'll get a bloody nose unless ur gf is fine with that unlike the ppl in my community)
5.rush a relationship if they don't wanna (they'll dump u quicker then u can say flapjack it's happened to a friend of mine)
6. talk about their body parts (they'll think ur scary and probably not talk to u for awhile)
7. annoy them (not a good way to go)
8.take advantage of them (i did that took forever to be forgiven)
9.be stubborn (bloody nose -_-)
10.NEVER EVER CALL THEM FAT OR SAY THEY HAVE A PIMPLE THE SIZE OF A TRUCK (i was stupid enough to do that)
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Posted 4/19/08 , edited 4/20/08

AHTL wrote:

o_O

I was kind of expecting something like this:

1. Always drool, girls find it manly

2. If a girl asks for help, say no ~ it'll make her angry and she'll then be able to help herself in order to show that she is better than you

3. Always act like your busy, for unknown reasons ~ the girl will be more interested in you & strive to get your attention

4. If you're going to have a *special* night with her, be sure to dress up like her. That'll make things kinky real quick

6. Don't be specific with dates or number of any kind

7. Talk fast, she'll be more interested in what you have to say

8. When she asks for your opinion about some clothing, you should say "That looks photoshopped".

9. For gods sake, NEVER EVER yell "THIS IS SPARTA!" in her face, she's a girl, she won't understand the manliness you just expressed

10. You like ham, it's hamly. I mean, manly.


tooo funny
Posted 4/19/08 , edited 4/20/08
Thanks a lot for this. ^^
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