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10 Things NOT to do around a girl
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To be honest.. I don't find my list funny : (
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i do half of these things but girls still love me.......
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BashMaster wrote:


desertjohf wrote:


BashMaster wrote:

1 thing that you should NEVER do:

Tell a girl that she's ugly.


but you can't lie to them either tho, what is a boy to do?



My friend, lying is better than getting beat to death


LOL yup u can lie bt wait in till day find out! Or u can jst hide!!!
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AHTL wrote:

o_O

I was kind of expecting something like this:

1. Always drool, girls find it manly

2. If a girl asks for help, say no ~ it'll make her angry and she'll then be able to help herself in order to show that she is better than you

3. Always act like your busy, for unknown reasons ~ the girl will be more interested in you & strive to get your attention

4. If you're going to have a *special* night with her, be sure to dress up like her. That'll make things kinky real quick

6. Don't be specific with dates or number of any kind

7. Talk fast, she'll be more interested in what you have to say

8. When she asks for your opinion about some clothing, you should say "That looks photoshopped".

9. For gods sake, NEVER EVER yell "THIS IS SPARTA!" in her face, she's a girl, she won't understand the manliness you just expressed

10. You like ham, it's hamly. I mean, manly.


this is very heplful & #9 i believe you on tht one
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hmm interresting except it has too much common sense and that doesnt make dating fun without a little joke just as long as u avoid the "cheating" part
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were you watching Oprah when writing this?
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desertjohf wrote:


BashMaster wrote:

1 thing that you should NEVER do:

Tell a girl that she's ugly.


but you can't lie to them either tho, what is a boy to do?





Say, "you have a really unique face."

or

"I really like your hair..."

?
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somedood4 wrote:


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Rhythmix wrote:

Yeah, then wait for the "Am I fat?" question. Now that's the tricky part!


That's when you answer sarcastically, "No, the pants are"


My GF once asked me the infamous "am i fat?" question, and i retardedly answered her, "no, my eyes are in widescreen mode".
Needless to say, my face hurt the rest of the night.


Yeah, there never seems to be a correct answer to that one.


Actually, I would try saying, "no, the fabric must be thick".


the question : am i fat? is troublesome..... a girl ask me it and im like um... no... if they think they are fat themselve then she pobably thinks you lie alot.... if u say yes she is fat... then she might think that u hate her or worst pissed off at you

Thats why the only logical answer is to blame the pants themselves.




Actually, the better answer is to AVOID the question altogether. When she asks, (and she is maybe a little fat) just pretend you forgote something, or change the topic to something she'll find interesting or if you really don't have a choice, LIE. But if you wanna tell the truth, say something naughty, "No, you're very sexy and I just want to eat you." (or something like that) But for Godsakes, don't tell her she is! You would die a most painful death, and EVERY GF of HERS will AVOID you like PLAGUE and backstab you like a COW.


(only girls are allowed to tell other girls that THEY are fat)

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hata64bonu wrote:

Here are 10 things NOT to do around a girl:

8. Laugh at them if they are clumsy


I would rather a guy laugh at me if i did something stupid like fall on my face... but then again... it depends on where we are.. or if i got hurt... if i got hurt and he was laughing... relationship = over.

If i was at a work function and tripped and fell over the drink table or something... laughing would be bad..

if we're at home and i was a total clutz in the living room... laugh your ass off.. i'll be laughing too.

edit: oh yeah you forgot the most important thing...

Guys should NEVER have sex with another woman especially the girl's best friend, unless the girl's there too!
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all of those are pretty much true
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some of them arent true
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completely useless
sorry
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I find these sort of expections shit always ridiculous.
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Number three says to talk to other girls but don't flirt with them. Because she'll get the wrong idea. So..I have to flirt with them in order for my girlfriend to get the right idea? I like that logic. =D
Posted 4/19/08 , edited 4/20/08
One thing not to do around a GUY.

Expect them to do any of this

1. Act very strange when they are with you when you are talking to your friends

2. Tell them lies (WHY? because they'll think the "I love you" part is also a lie)

3. Talk to other girls but and flirt with them (WHY? she'll get the wrong idea)

4. Tell your friend about another girl (WHY? he'll probably report it to your gf)

5. Make fun of them (WHY? they'll hate you)

6. Annoy them when they don't wanna talk (WHY? it makes them even more angrier!)

7. If she's hosting a party and another girl that's your friend is also hosting a party, DO NOT go to the other girl's because your gf will get the wrong idea and will hate you

8. Laugh at them if they are clumsy

9. Be mean to them when YOU'RE mad (WHY? they'll be sad and end up crying)

10. Laugh at another girl's joke when your gf made a bad one (WHY? they'll be sad)

GIRLS: If you like this, post it on your Guestbook or Profile!!
GUYS: I hope this helped!! ^^


( IF you expect your boyfriend to do any of those, that means you never trusted your boyfriend. And if he has done this, then your fault for choosing wrong.)

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