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Annoying Things To Say To Other People
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Posted 4/20/08 , edited 4/20/08
heres the list of annoying to say =] :

Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have you ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man next to me!
I puked on the last person who flew next to me.

My butt reeeally itches!
Would you look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator.
Would you hold this messy kleenex for me?
Wanna see my tonsils? I keep them in a jar.

I haven't changed my underwear in over two weeks! How about you?
The doctors say that my eighth personality is the least dangerous.
Wow, look at that little boy in the third row!
Can you believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
Hey, does your urine ever turn blue?
I get a proctological exam once a week, whether I need it or not!
This cramped fuselage reminds me of solitary.
Oh damn, my diaper's wet again!

If I go unconscious just stick your finger down my throat - that'll wake me up.
Wanna buy a gerbil?
Boy, that business at Waco was a mess - I got outa there right behind the Savior David!
Ya know, since I moved to West Hollywood my gerbil business has really taken off.
Wow, they could charge for that cavity search they gave me at the border!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
Don Knotts is my favorite actor!

I work for the city of San Gabriel and I drive a garbage truck.
The pilot and I were in the same drug rehab clinic - he was doing much better when I left a couple days ago.
Did I tell you Charles Manson's my uncle?
I collect aluminum foil.
Ya know, these days a man can't hang out with a seven year old boy without being ridiculed by his peers!
I work in a landfill.
I have every album the Bee Gees ever recorded!
I work on a Japanese whaling ship.
We're planning on leaving our bodies and meeting with the mother ship next Tuesday -- wanna come?

lol :lol:

anyone know anymore annoying things to say to others ????
if u think this is stupid u can report

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Posted 4/20/08
no offense in some ways but i dont really find they annoying...at least not for me
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Posted 4/20/08
there funny (some), not annoying!
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I found them funny actually. Haha.
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hahhahahahahahahah well acutally guys i got off this site ... hahah

http://www.bored.com/getannoyed/otherpeople.htm

there pretty funny... u shud check it out =]
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Posted 6/11/08 , edited 6/11/08
lol I didn't get some of those but "Have you tried cat meat?" was a funny one.

Something that annoys me a lot is when people say "No offense" or "Don't get offended" because a lot of people I know use it as an excuse to say rude things. Also, "I'm just being honest" is another one. :|

edit:

Ok after reading some of the questions here, some more came to mind!

These are some things some guys (usually ones I don't know very well) have randomly said to me...
"Do you masturbate?"
"Are you a virgin?"
"Do you think I'm cute/sexy?"
"Do you think my friend is...?"

It's kind of hard to answer those questions without feeling weird...
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Posted 6/11/08
Hahaha good job.
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boy to girl: what's your bra size?
girl to girl: is that a pad? *then press the boobs*
girl to boy: hold my purse
boy to boy: are you gay?
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Posted 6/11/08

amieex wrote:

heres the list of annoying to say =] :


Have you ever tried cat meat?
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Hey, does your urine ever turn blue?

lol :lol:

anyone know anymore annoying things to say to others ????
if u think this is stupid u can report



cat food is delicous...jk

fyi the bit about the urine my friend actually said that to me
Posted 6/11/08
wanna annoy someone to death? repeat a question.
for e.g "hows life" alright. Hows life. dude you said that alrdy. Hows life?
keep going, till you find yourself on the ground
Posted 6/11/08 , edited 6/11/08
"Did you know (insert annoying fact that NO ONE cares about and continue asking, changing fact every time)?"
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girl to fat boy: what's ur bra size?
Posted 6/11/08
i hate you
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applys to some people
Gundam Seed is the original gundam series. Uc sucks
that really annoys some people.
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