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**How do you get kicked out of McDonalds?
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29 / F / sesame street
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Posted 1/18/07
my friend actually did this once and got kicked out.
walk in wearing pants with a hole cut out exposing your bare *cheeks* and order a fries and a shake with your *cheeks*, ace ventura style.
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Here's one. Pass out on the counter with a beer bottle in your hand.
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28 / F / sleeping in bed
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Order a burger and demand for it to be Atkins, Weightwatchers, and South Beach Diet approved.

Then pay for it in pennies.
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27 / M / Here
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you could ask
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76 / F / in the club
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Can I order 'Jolly Spaghetti'?
Posted 1/19/07
I'm gonna be a total prick here, but Whisper you totally failed at proof reading the title of this topic. I got a chuckle from it so I'm actually glad you did it, A+ for effort.

When I was in highschool, I tried three separate times to get my buddies to team up and order 1000 tacos at Taco Bell. We wouldn't eat them, but we'd either donate them somewhere, have a taco fight, or make art with them. Some highschool students got sponsors for a jog-a-thon to fight cancer; I worked to get people to sponsor tacos so I wouldn't be so bored. It was called Operation 1KT, and it probably would have succeeded the last time we tried, but we got over ambitious and tried to make T-Shirts to promote the event.

What I'm trying to say is that ordering a thousand anythings from any menu is sure to make a minimum wage employee hate you enough to throw you out.
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51 / M / Torphichen Scotland
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Posted 1/19/07
Ask the manager if they still give money to the IRA
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25 / F / Slowly fading awa...
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Insult their food and say ur gunna go to the nearest other fast food restaurant down the road.
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Posted 1/19/07

Shimerao wrote:

Insult their food and say ur gunna go to the nearest other fast food restaurant down the road.


haha That's exactly what I did once. It was totally immature - I walked in with like 15 of my friends, looked at the menu, and made some snarky comments while the clerk was standing there. Left with some friends while others ordered, came back with a bag of Burger King and sat down and ate my Burger King fries near the counter.
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26 / M / Bremen
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lol ^^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zWCyHR8HWk&eurl=
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25 / M / .detroit michigan
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ask for a whopper
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22 / M / the darkness
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urinate in any condiment dispenser
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25 / F / The Matrix Versio...
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^rofl
stuff your pockets with free sugar and crap then try to break into the toy display and ran around with your hands in the yelling "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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22 / M / the darkness
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jump on counter drop trow and take a dump
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28 / M / Somewhere you are...
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Walk in with a dog and wearing sunglasses claim it's your seeing eyedog then go up to the counter and order when you get your food say this isn't what i ordered i ordered a Double cheseburger so why is it in a big mac wrapper!
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