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**How do you get kicked out of McDonalds?
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25 / F / The Matrix Versio...
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hammer and cash till
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35 / F / By the water
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I have often wondered if you just stood at the counter for an obnoxious amount of time (without ordering) management would consider it loitering and kick you out?
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Here is a good way. Bring in a King sized cup from Bruger King and ask for a refill.
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30 / M / Canada
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walk in naked and ask for some lovin'
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royjovero wrote:


simpleyesa wrote:

Can I order 'Jolly Spaghetti'?

Or anything else in Jollibee's rediculously named menu.

-Chickenjoy
-Palaobk Fiesta
-Peach Mango pie
-Burger Steak

Hell, ask for your meal with a side of rice and gravy.


^ great! McDonald's will definitely kick us out.

~ i love peach mango pie though.
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OMG! Mango pie isn't yucky, i love it.

~ I love their burger steak too and the hot choco.
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caleb99999 wrote:

start helping your self to other peoples meals


^LOL

go up to the register and ask for stuff from burger king, wendys, taco bell, or any other fast food chain. or ask for a penis whopper with no mayo and because you dont like white stuff on your penis CKY did that.
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order one thing and cuss out the cashier b/c they got it wrong when it is right
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Posted 1/21/07 , edited 4/13/08
order something when it arrives throw it in the cashiers face
Posted 1/21/07 , edited 4/13/08
Not to be low or anything by talking about anyones mom but im actually pointing a fact that you can get kicked out by this....

Talk to the cashier and say may I speak to your manager please? And then once he says hello and stuff say: Hmm... let me see.... I would like 2 small fries, a diet coke, and your mom.

lol!
Posted 1/21/07 , edited 4/13/08
okay, look. i happen to work at mcdonalds, so i have seen people get kicked out. a good way to get kicked out is to complain to the manager and then throw your receipt in their face in a blindless rage. you will then be forced to leave.hehe, i have seen it.
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Posted 1/21/07 , edited 4/13/08
well, easy way is to harass the other customers.
but the FUNNY way is when the person says that thing like "number blahblah is up" shout out clutching your head "THE VOICES ARE BACKKK!"
You'll be escorted out probably. XD
Posted 1/21/07 , edited 4/13/08

Akatsuki wrote:

Not to be low or anything by talking about anyones mom but im actually pointing a fact that you can get kicked out by this....

Talk to the cashier and say may I speak to your manager please? And then once he says hello and stuff say: Hmm... let me see.... I would like 2 small fries, a diet coke, and your mom.

lol!


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Posted 1/21/07 , edited 4/13/08
there are many ways to get kicked out of McDonald's, these are ways you can do it for free, pretty much:
-spit
-pick a fight
-keep changin' your order
-take a REALLY long time orderin'
-go crazy
-break somethin' in front of their faces
-steal money from the register and act like you didn't do anything
-throw food at people
-start cuttin' people
-take your clothes off(hehehe)
-takes someone else's clothes off(hehehe)
-start yellin' that there was somethin' in the food
-start yellin' that the food was terrible
-start yellin' that Burger King is better
-start yellin'
-make your dog pee in someone's face
-read hentai to the little kids(hehehe)
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Posted 1/21/07 , edited 4/13/08
ask for a tremendous meal then when the order is complete throw the stuff on the ground and shoot the cashier. you can also randomly start yelling profanity's at young kids.
then if ya really wanna a good one find the managers wife then screw her on the counter.
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