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**The Prank Call
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24 / F / Texas
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Posted 1/18/07
Okay. To play the game here, you type the dialog of a prank call you made. the next person rates it and puts one of their own, so on. i doubt this'll last long, but have fun!

I'll start:

Prankee: Hello?

Me: This is detective John Kimble! (using a terminator soundboard)

Prankee: Detective...?

Me: I'M WITH THE POLICE YOU STUPID IDIOT!

Prankee: I'm sorry! What do you need to know??!!

Me: Who is you're daddy...and what does he do?

Prankee: Umm..... Jimmy! He's a lawyer!!

Me: That will be all. *hangs up*
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23 / F / Texas
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Posted 1/18/07
LOL 10!

Prankee: Hello?

Me(using Mr.Rogers soundboard): Hello?

Prankee: Hello?

Me: Hello?

Prankee: HELLO?!

Me: Yes hi!

Me: Do you know who I am?

Prankee: Ummmm no.

Me: This is Fred Rogers

Prankee: Wait a minute... Fred Roger... Mr. Roger died -

*hangs up*
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Posted 1/18/07
Prankee: Hello?
Me: Do you know how to get a hamster out of a garbage disposal?
Prankee: Uh....
Me: Hold on I'll turn on a light...(turn on garbage disposal)
Me: OH NO FLUFFY! *hangs up*
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24 / F / Texas
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Posted 1/18/07
LOL 10!!

Prankee: Hello
Me: Hi! This is Jimmy's petshop.
Prankee: Whaaa?
Me: Yes, it's about that panda you ordered. You need to come pick it up.
Prankee:But-
Me: I'm sorry, sir, but i refuse to keep feeding it.
Prankee: .... Robert? Is that robert? *i have no idea who robert is*
Me: ...Maybe...*hang up*
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26 / F / pepsi vending mac...
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Posted 1/18/07
pramkee: hello is Myode there
me: would you like cheese with that
prankee: aaa...(pause) i am collecting information for my sociology class may i ask you a some questions...
me: i'm sorry did you say large sir _it was a woman_
prankee: hangs up
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26 / M / Netherlands
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Posted 1/18/07
ok this is best done to women call a telemarketing place and go for customer support and if its a women ask them
me: yes i would like to hear about your products
prankee: well sir which product in particular
me:the 12 inch studded dildo
prankee: what!?!?!
me:(hangs up)
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Posted 1/18/07

Horsielvr216 wrote:

Prankee: Hello?
Me: Do you know how to get a hamster out of a garbage disposal?
Prankee: Uh....
Me: Hold on I'll turn on a light...(turn on garbage disposal)
Me: OH NO FLUFFY! *hangs up*


Hmm...I shall have to try that!

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Posted 1/18/07


Horsielvr216 wrote:

Prankee: Hello?
Me: Do you know how to get a hamster out of a garbage disposal?
Prankee: Uh....
Me: Hold on I'll turn on a light...(turn on garbage disposal)
Me: OH NO FLUFFY! *hangs up*


LoL: 7

I don't think you want to try that TrueKyoLover...
Poor hamster....^_^
MCK
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Posted 1/18/07
prankee:hello
me:IM RICK JAMES BITCH
*hangs up*
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36 / M / Utah
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Posted 1/18/07
Lol classic 10

Girl:Hello?
Prankee: Hello can I speak with your dad.
Girl: Who are you?
Prankee: This is Kertal.
Girl: Ok wait a minute.
Dad:Hello?
Prankee:Hello. I was just calling because I am living across the street from you, and your daughter come to my house today and she kick my dog.
Dad:What?
Prankee:Your daughter came to my property and kick my dog, and now my dog needs operation.
Dad: She kick your dog?
Prankee: Yes she kick my dog.
Dad: Which daughter?
Prankee: The one that answered the phone.

Seconds later.

Dad: No.
Prankee: What?
Dad: No.
Prankee: Yeah she did. I saw her, and I saw her at your house, and why did she do it?
Dad: I don't know she didn't-
Prankee: She did. She's lying to you.
Dad: What was that? What were you speaking?
Prankee: I am speaking from my house.
Dad: Where do you live?
Prankee:Down the street from you.
Dad: What?
Prankee: You know where I lived. My dog. She kicked it and now I'm going to sue her.
Dad: I don't know what your talking about.
Prankee: Don't lie you me.
Dad: She wont lie to me.
Prankee: You know that she is lying to you.
Dad: So she kick your dog.
Prankee: Yeah your daughter kick my dog.
Dad: Which daughter?
Prankee: You know who it is.
Girl: Hello?
Prankee:Hello. Why did you kick my dog?
Girl: Hello can I ask who's speaking please?
Prankee: You know who it is.
Girl: Who is-
Prankee: It's Kertal
Girl: Who's Kertal we don't know any Kertal.
Prankee: Yeah shut up you kicked my dog today.
Girl:Dog?
Prankee:Dog!
Girl: We don't even know that-
Prankee:You don't act stupid. You tell your dad that I'm going to sue him. He's going to jail.
Girl: Ok where do you live.
Prankee: I live on your street.
Girl: You live on my street?
Prankee:Yes you know. You are-
Girl:Where do you live?
Prankee: You know where I live!
Girl: We don't know where you live. We don't even know you.
Prankee: Yes you do.
Girl: Why where do you live?
Prankee: You don't ask dumb questions.
Girl: You live on Madidres?
Prankee: No you just... shut up. Don't try to confuse. I going to try to call the police, and then you're go to jail.
Girl: You can call the police-
Prankee: You don't know right.
Girl: Right-
Prankee: You don't swear at me.
Girl: What are you talking about?
Prankee: I'm going to kill you.
Girl: You're going to kill us?
Prankee: No no just kidding. I will get my lawyer and he's going to sue you.
Girl: Go ahead I don't know who he is.
Prankee:Yes you do. Shut up.
Girl: You-
Prankee: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Girl: You shut up.
Prankee: Shut up you... you shut up you.
Girl: No-
Prankee: Shut up you stink.
Girl: No you stink.
Prankee: No I don't you stink.
Girl:Shut up you stink.
Prankee: Shut up you stink. You kick my dog doesn't make me stink.
Girl: *Hangs up*
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Posted 1/22/07

Horsielvr216 wrote:

Prankee: Hello?
Me: Do you know how to get a hamster out of a garbage disposal?
Prankee: Uh....
Me: Hold on I'll turn on a light...(turn on garbage disposal)
Me: OH NO FLUFFY! *hangs up*


neoww fluffy (we hope it's not a true story (>.<)

Prankee: hello?
us: hello how are you doing?
Prankee: hello? who is this?
us: O.o they don't speak hamster
Prankee: *Hangs Up*
us: *call again*
Prankee: WHO IS THIS? IM GONNA CALL THE COPS!
us: eek *hangs up*

(yeaaa we don't try to use the telephone anymore) (>.<)

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Posted 1/23/07
^ok then

um one time this guy i know prank called a house from across the street he got cought and had to go running down the street cause one of the people living there had just got home and had seen him
Posted 1/23/07
prankee: hello?
me: hello..........
prankee: what? who the hell IS this?
me: my name is not important. your life is in grave danger. the sound waves are coming from inside the building. GET OUT OF THE BUILDING!!!!!
prankee: who is this you trickster?!
me: so you know my code name.....impressive....well....this message will self destruct in 5 seconds.
prankee: what?!
me: fucktard.
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27 / F / earth
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Posted 2/10/07
prankee- Smello
me- yes you stink, not me. But that is not the case. I wnated to ask you, how many midgets can fit into a well?
prankee- what the hell?
me- a ton!
**Hangs up!

you got to try this one

prankee- Welcome to General Motrs. How can we help you...
me- SAVE YOUR CIGARETTE BUTS!
prankee- Ma'm please don't call us again
me- MIDGETS NEED THEM FOR TAMPONS!
prankee- laughs.. Okay no more?!?!
me- YOU KNOW IF YOU THROW A PEENY OFF THE SEARS TOWER, THE VELOCTIY COULD KILL SOMEONE?
prankee-that isnt funnie.
me- there it goes.....


prankee- hello?
me- DO you have any batteries?
prankee- huh?
{*** Fun part in 3...2...1}
have a random person ask in the backround say this :

"DID'NT I TELL YOU NOT TO USE MY VIBRATOR AS MY CELL PHONE ANYMORE?"

gets them every time...
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Posted 2/10/07
and 4 above mine...

and a minor mistake...

it should be "AS A " not "AS MY"
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