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**The Prank Call
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23 / M / Palm Beach, Florida
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Posted 2/10/07
me: Hello this is the new Dairy Queen challenge.
Prankee: what?
me: You have 30 seconds to name as many icecreme flavors as you can for the grand prize of $500
Prankee: Who is this?
me: BEGIN!!!!
Prankee: urr... chocolate..., vanilla...,strawberry
me: 10 seconds left
Prankee: urr....chocolate chip...., sherbert
me: CONGRATULATIONS you maneged to name 5 flavors, you win sh!tk, that was pathetic, be sure to play again
Prankee: .............what
me: hangs up
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24 / F / In a hawks nest
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Posted 4/5/07
xD 10
This was when me and my friend were really bored..
Me: Hi Mr.Pepsi?
Person: Who?
Me: Mr. Pepsi can I have a cookie?
Person: And than what happened?(I guess she thought I said "mr pepsi gave me a cookiexD)
Me: A giant pink bunny stole it
Than the person hung up on me...xD it was fun
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F / ಌNYC, the BIG APPLEಌ
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Posted 4/5/07
9 o.o

Person: Hello? Whos this?
Me: Yo whassup!
Person: Do i know you?
Me: Yall, i wanna say is, AINT TALK THAT TO ME YAL NOE!
Person: ahh, serious, whos this?
Me: DUDE! u and i noe, thats all u needa noe
Person: **Cricket**
Me: You see, i call is because you suck my cats ball!!!
Person: **Hanged Up**

ehh, that was soo ghetto, but i love pranks these days =DD
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22 / F / nyc
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Posted 4/5/07
ROFL . my friends and i prank called this girl and it was hilarious!
my friend(rosemary) : Hello? Is this emmeline?
Girl: Yes. who's this?
Rosemary: hey! what's the homework!?! I'm a girl from your classs...
Girl: huh? who is tis!?!?
rosemary: i said...im a girl from your class!! NOW GIVE ME THE F***ING HOMEWORK!
girl: hangs up

we called her again

rosemary; YO BI**H, gimme the ****ing homework. ugly sl*t!
girl: who the **** are you!? i DON'T HAVE YOUR HOMEWORK!
rosemary: -laughed so hard she hanged up-
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22 / F / Phil.
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Posted 6/30/07
Prankee: Hello?
Me: This is Lindsay Lohan's manager.
Prankee: uh-huh.
Me: Would you like to meet her, later this afternoon in Hollywood?
Prankee: huh?
Me: I said, would you like to meet her, later this afternoon in Hollywood?
Prankee: Ok.????
Me: Where do you live?
Prankee: why?
Me: We'll pick you up
Prankee: .......
Me: Forget it.
Prankee: .......
Me: Do you like Lindsay?
Prankee: yea.
Me: EWWWWWW.

*hangs up*

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this has nothing to do with lindsay ok.
lol. ^____________^
Posted 6/30/07
9
Omg, I used to love prank calling! ^-^ ..but then my mom thought I was crazy when I screamed into the telephone. lol. & it cost a lot of money. Here's my favorite one:

Person: Hi..?
Me: Hello. We have a call for you from Washington.
Person: ...ok..?
Me: Please hold.
*hangs up* *waits one minute* *calls back*
Person: ..hello..?
Me: Were you expecting a call from Washington?
Person: ...yes..?
Me: What?! Are you crazy!? Washington's dead you freak!
**hangs up**

xDD
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28 / M / Hell
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Posted 6/30/07
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Petshop: Hello?
Me: I would like to knnow if you had a bulk in hamster?
Petshop: what?
Me: i said i would like to know if you have a bulk in hamster
Petshop: uhh...I dont think-
Me: Preferably meaty ones..
Petshop: uhh...
Me: Or rabbit..ether or doesnt matter they both taste good
Petshop: um..sir i dont think-
Me: Ill be over in 30 mins *hangs up*
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28 / M / Hell
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Posted 6/30/07
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Me: Hello....Hello
Person: Hello?
Me: Hello
Person: Hello?
Me:Can you here me?
Person: Who is this?
Me: Hey turn the f@#$ing T.V down!
Person: Who is this?
Me: Hello?
Person: Hello?
Me: Hello its your neigbor..
Person: My neigbor?
Me: Your neigbor you dumb sh!#
Person: This is my neigbor?!
Me: yeah your neigbor..the one whos paper you've been stealing....its my paper!
Person: Your paper?
Me: Yes my newspaper you've been stealing every morning that comes to my house and you come over and take it and bring it to your house !
Person: Your PAPER?!
Me: Its 50cents ever day and i pay for the god d@# paper
Person:I steal your paper?
Me: yeah you steal my paper
Person: Why?
Me: I dont know why, thats why im calling to try to find out why the hell you'd do something like that
Person: Why do you think i take it...how do you know?
Me:I KNOW you take it want me to kickyour a$$?
Person: Why do you think i took it?
Me: Yeah you stop takeing my paper otherwise im gonna kick some A$$!
Person: ohhh-
Me: I want you to get the paper right now and read it to me cause i dont know what the hell is going on in the world because i dont have a freaking paper!
Person: You f@#$ing annoying little sh@#-!!
Me: hey hey hey! you dont talk to me like that!
Person: You a tough guy?
Me: what?
Person: You want some trouble right?
Me: If you want trouble i got trouble!
Person: you-
Me: I GOT TROUBLE FOR YOU IF YOU DONT BRING ME MY GOD D@% PAPER NOW!!
Posted 6/30/07
10 lol...here's my other favorite one..lol..I can't believe I did it..

*calls random person**
Person: Hello?
Me: Thank you for calling Pizza hut. How may I help you?
Person: I didn't call pizza hut..
Me: No. You did call us. If you didn't, would I be here, talking to you?
Person: But you called m-
Me: DAMN IT! JUST ORDER SOMETHING!!
Person: But-
Me: If you don't order something, I'll be fired!
**my best friend yells: YOU'RE FIRED!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOO~
Person: ...**hangs up*

o.O xDD
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F / Drawing my own path
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Posted 9/7/07
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:D Me: Hello
Prankess: Yes!?
Me: Hi um...is your refrigerator running!?
Prankee: Oh great and if i say yes your gonna tell me to
go ketch it right!!?
Me: Uh huh thats right!?
Prankee: *hangs up*
Me: Uh..hello!? you still there!?!?!
Prankee: ----------
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25 / M
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Posted 10/16/07
lol 10
(Btw I Called Someone In The Usa)
Prankee: Hello ( sounds old)
Me: Do Yo Like Sex?
Prankee: What? Excuse Me?
Me: I SAIIIDD DO YOU LIKE SEX< BLOODY SIMPLE QUESTION YES OR NO
Prankee: Umm Itss OOOKaaa...
Me Inturuppting) : Yup Thats Goood, To Find Local Ladies Around Ur for free Area Call (my number( not telling, He actually Called!! LOL!) Thankyou
Prankee: KAyyy.... But Please,, Can u tell me who u r
Me: Its Secret Seeya
Prankkee: Bye?
Me: Btw Im Your Best Mate..

Hours Later...

He Calls the number i told him to
Me: Hello
The Person: Is This The Line For Free sex
Me: (Shuts The Phone str8 away)

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21 / F / Meh...
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Posted 11/22/07
LAWL... 9.5... my friend did that before...
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by the way, if u read the bible, an apocolypse is the end of the world... it's good if u put on an accent 4 this one...
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Prankee: hello? this is-
Me: NOW! NOW! THE APOCALYPSE IS NOW!
Prankee: huh?
Me: (suddenly choose another accent) would you like fries with that?
Prankee: Xcuse me?
Me: (change back to accent used at beginning) r u Christian?
Prankee: yes/no
Me: F*** YOU! MUAHAHAHAHA!~...
*hang up*...
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Posted 11/22/07
6....


me: hey, may i peak to Mr lollipop
police: erm, this is the police station..
me: Mr lollipop!!! i wana talk to mr lollipop
police: hey kiddo, are u trying to be funny??!
me: yes dummy!..your pants are on fire! -hangs up-

...5 minutes later

police: hey, i want to speak to your parents
me:......
police: hello?
me: yea, im the parent! haha... -hang up-
Posted 11/30/07
8!!!
nice!!!
my turn my turn!!! I was just 10 at the time and i was at my grandparents house!

dials 911

me:hello?(panicky)
lady:yes what seems to be the problem?
me:PLEASE YOU HAVE TO GET TO OUR HOUSE!!
lady:Hello? little girl please calm down...
me:YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!!! IT'S MY...IT'S MY...
lady:Please.Calm.Down.
me:OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my cousin:(SCREAMS)
lady:(panicky)little girl?
me:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
lady:okay I'm sending in the police..We will just track your call..
me:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(still screaming)
lady:Hello? Little girl?
me:WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOUR CALLING A LITTLE GIRL GRANDMA?????!!!!????!!!???!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
lady:(shocked) IS THIS JUST A PRANK CALL???
me:No.
lady:ARE YOU SURE?
me:OFCOURSE I'M SURE!!!DO YOU ASK PEOPLE THAT WHEN THEY CALL 911???HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET???
lady:No. I don"t ask that to sensible people...
me:WELL I'M SENSIBLE!!!!!COZ I NEED HELP!!!! SO DOES MY COUSIN!!!
lady: yeah right...
me: uhuh...
lady: fine I'll send in a cop...
me:thanks!!!
lady: what"s the address?
me:WAIT..HEY CUZ!!!
my cousin: YEAH?
lady:.....
me:THE LADY SAID SHE'LL SEND IN SOME COPS!!! MAKE SURE YOU PREPARE THE WATER GUNS AND THE DOGS!!!
lady:I KNEW IT!!THIS IS JUST A PRANK CALL!!(hangs up)


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AFTER 3 MIN.
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dials 911 again
same lady: Hello how can we help?
me:Hi it's me again!!!
lady:Little girl this is not funny! You shouldn't play with 911.
me: I know...I'M NOT A LITTLE GIRL ANYMORE I'M 10 YEARS OLD!!!!!!
lady:...please stop with the calls...
me:okay...but about the first call..
lady:what?I don't have all day...
me: do you think you can open my cousin's lollipop? I can't open it..
lady:(angry)THAT'S WHAT THE FIRST CALL WAS ABOUT!! DID YOU KNOW I SPENT 5 MINUTES OF MY IMPORTANT TIME TALKING TO YOU?
me:ooooohhhhhhh...the old lady"s grumpy...(hangs up)

Now..I dunno what happend to the lady who picked up the phone anymore....
wonder if she grew up to be a grumpy ol woman...
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24 / F / The Sea of Love....
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Posted 11/30/07
10!!! **********

i turn up the volume on my cd up.

person: hello?
me: OHMYGOD! LINDA! u HAVE to come to the party!
matti: YEAH! COME DOWN!
Tricia: IT"S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU!!!!!
*hangs up?*
us: hello? hellooooo?
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