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**The Prank Call
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Posted 11/30/07

Me: Good evening.
Prankee: Hello?
Me: You got the wrong number.
Prankee: You're the one who called.
Me: Pizza Hut?
Prankee: What?
Me: I don't understand you.
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Posted 12/6/07
Did this to my friend (similar to Aiglentine's)

Me (I phoned him as a dare from my friend): Hello, Pizza Hut, how may i help u?
F: um... u called me
Me: I'm srry, are u sure bcuz we were the ones that recieved a phone call, no please may i take ur order
F: Wat the heck is wrong with u???!!!
Me: okay i give up...soo uh... wat r ya wearin (seductive voice)
* F hangs up*

LOL
Posted 12/16/07
Person: Hello
Prankee: .............
Person: Hi, may i know who calling
Prankee: ............
Person: If you not gonna talk i going to hang up
Prankee: I know what you did last summer
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24 / F / On my computer chair
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Posted 12/16/07
Person : Hello
Prankee[me] : meow...meow..
Person: meows back
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39 / M / In a portable con...
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Posted 12/16/07
Person: Hello?
Prankee[me] (plays "never gonna give you up" by Rick Astley"
Person: What the Hell??
Prankee[me] Congradulations! You heve just been Rick Rolled!!!

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24 / M / Singapore
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Posted 12/16/07
prank at hotel :

me :hello ? room service

room service :yes ?

me : we are selling condoms to raise funds for the poor

room service : uh huh

me : want to buy one ..

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Irritating neighbour at hotel room

me : hello roomservice

RS : yes ?

me : my friend in the next room 213 forgot to ask for his wake up call... could you help me give him a LOUD WAKE UP at 4am ... bring pots and pans

RS: ok

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If prankee is a young person

Me : may i speak with ur father
-calls father -
Me : Hello Im ur son's teacher
Prankee : ok hello
me : ur son said fuck in school to the principal
Prankee : oh my
Me : and he failed all his test ...
Prankee : im thankful that you called
Me : i hope you will teach your son to be more responsible
prankee : ok teacher
Me : and tell him not to show his/her private parts to passers-by

cont with bad stuff...
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Posted 12/16/07

Zepher wrote:

Lol classic 10

Girl:Hello?
Prankee: Hello can I speak with your dad.
Girl: Who are you?
Prankee: This is Kertal.
Girl: Ok wait a minute.
Dad:Hello?
Prankee:Hello. I was just calling because I am living across the street from you, and your daughter come to my house today and she kick my dog.
Dad:What?
Prankee:Your daughter came to my property and kick my dog, and now my dog needs operation.
Dad: She kick your dog?
Prankee: Yes she kick my dog.
Dad: Which daughter?
Prankee: The one that answered the phone.

Seconds later.

Dad: No.
Prankee: What?
Dad: No.
Prankee: Yeah she did. I saw her, and I saw her at your house, and why did she do it?
Dad: I don't know she didn't-
Prankee: She did. She's lying to you.
Dad: What was that? What were you speaking?
Prankee: I am speaking from my house.
Dad: Where do you live?
Prankee:Down the street from you.
Dad: What?
Prankee: You know where I lived. My dog. She kicked it and now I'm going to sue her.
Dad: I don't know what your talking about.
Prankee: Don't lie you me.
Dad: She wont lie to me.
Prankee: You know that she is lying to you.
Dad: So she kick your dog.
Prankee: Yeah your daughter kick my dog.
Dad: Which daughter?
Prankee: You know who it is.
Girl: Hello?
Prankee:Hello. Why did you kick my dog?
Girl: Hello can I ask who's speaking please?
Prankee: You know who it is.
Girl: Who is-
Prankee: It's Kertal
Girl: Who's Kertal we don't know any Kertal.
Prankee: Yeah shut up you kicked my dog today.
Girl:Dog?
Prankee:Dog!
Girl: We don't even know that-
Prankee:You don't act stupid. You tell your dad that I'm going to sue him. He's going to jail.
Girl: Ok where do you live.
Prankee: I live on your street.
Girl: You live on my street?
Prankee:Yes you know. You are-
Girl:Where do you live?
Prankee: You know where I live!
Girl: We don't know where you live. We don't even know you.
Prankee: Yes you do.
Girl: Why where do you live?
Prankee: You don't ask dumb questions.
Girl: You live on Madidres?
Prankee: No you just... shut up. Don't try to confuse. I going to try to call the police, and then you're go to jail.
Girl: You can call the police-
Prankee: You don't know right.
Girl: Right-
Prankee: You don't swear at me.
Girl: What are you talking about?
Prankee: I'm going to kill you.
Girl: You're going to kill us?
Prankee: No no just kidding. I will get my lawyer and he's going to sue you.
Girl: Go ahead I don't know who he is.
Prankee:Yes you do. Shut up.
Girl: You-
Prankee: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Girl: You shut up.
Prankee: Shut up you... you shut up you.
Girl: No-
Prankee: Shut up you stink.
Girl: No you stink.
Prankee: No I don't you stink.
Girl:Shut up you stink.
Prankee: Shut up you stink. You kick my dog doesn't make me stink.
Girl: *Hangs up*


wow this is long...
rate:10 =D
I should try that next time
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Posted 12/16/07
victim: hello?
me: hello
victim: who is this?
me: is this china town?
victim: no
me: hello! hello! i want some won ton soup
victim: what the
me: hello! hurry up or i call another china town
victim: what the heck
me: HELLO! i said i want won ton soup!
victim: beep.....................

btw the victim was one of my friends XDDDD
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31 / F / Philiippines
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Posted 12/28/07
Prank Caller: Hi, my name is alex from the IBM technical department, i would just like to inquire if you're still in need of our assistance?
Me: Im sorry? (really confused)
PC: We got a mail from a certain R___ O____ (my name, hehe) asking for technical assistance.
Me: Yes that's me. (really really confused now)
PC: Oh is this Ms. R___. So let me introduce myself again, my name is Alex and we got your email with reference number ________ about your drive?
Me: I dont understand. I sent an email to you? I dont remember anything.(thoughts rush into my head like, was there something wrong with my laptop? no i dont remember. did my sister use my name again? did my sister ask me to email someone about her laptop? i cant remember!!)
PC: Oh, you dont? Well, would you like to speak with the head of our technical department------(by this time I hear a familiar voice from the background saying hey stop fooling around)
Me: Omg i know who that is. That voice!
The mastermind goes over to the phone.
M: Hey, how have you been? Sorry, that guy was making fun of you.
Me: Grrr! Im gonna kill you! hehehe

end of story
Posted 1/15/08

eunice123223 wrote:


Zepher wrote:

Lol classic 10

Girl:Hello?
Prankee: Hello can I speak with your dad.
Girl: Who are you?
Prankee: This is Kertal.
Girl: Ok wait a minute.
Dad:Hello?
Prankee:Hello. I was just calling because I am living across the street from you, and your daughter come to my house today and she kick my dog.
Dad:What?
Prankee:Your daughter came to my property and kick my dog, and now my dog needs operation.
Dad: She kick your dog?
Prankee: Yes she kick my dog.
Dad: Which daughter?
Prankee: The one that answered the phone.

Seconds later.

Dad: No.
Prankee: What?
Dad: No.
Prankee: Yeah she did. I saw her, and I saw her at your house, and why did she do it?
Dad: I don't know she didn't-
Prankee: She did. She's lying to you.
Dad: What was that? What were you speaking?
Prankee: I am speaking from my house.
Dad: Where do you live?
Prankee:Down the street from you.
Dad: What?
Prankee: You know where I lived. My dog. She kicked it and now I'm going to sue her.
Dad: I don't know what your talking about.
Prankee: Don't lie you me.
Dad: She wont lie to me.
Prankee: You know that she is lying to you.
Dad: So she kick your dog.
Prankee: Yeah your daughter kick my dog.
Dad: Which daughter?
Prankee: You know who it is.
Girl: Hello?
Prankee:Hello. Why did you kick my dog?
Girl: Hello can I ask who's speaking please?
Prankee: You know who it is.
Girl: Who is-
Prankee: It's Kertal
Girl: Who's Kertal we don't know any Kertal.
Prankee: Yeah shut up you kicked my dog today.
Girl:Dog?
Prankee:Dog!
Girl: We don't even know that-
Prankee:You don't act stupid. You tell your dad that I'm going to sue him. He's going to jail.
Girl: Ok where do you live.
Prankee: I live on your street.
Girl: You live on my street?
Prankee:Yes you know. You are-
Girl:Where do you live?
Prankee: You know where I live!
Girl: We don't know where you live. We don't even know you.
Prankee: Yes you do.
Girl: Why where do you live?
Prankee: You don't ask dumb questions.
Girl: You live on Madidres?
Prankee: No you just... shut up. Don't try to confuse. I going to try to call the police, and then you're go to jail.
Girl: You can call the police-
Prankee: You don't know right.
Girl: Right-
Prankee: You don't swear at me.
Girl: What are you talking about?
Prankee: I'm going to kill you.
Girl: You're going to kill us?
Prankee: No no just kidding. I will get my lawyer and he's going to sue you.
Girl: Go ahead I don't know who he is.
Prankee:Yes you do. Shut up.
Girl: You-
Prankee: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Girl: You shut up.
Prankee: Shut up you... you shut up you.
Girl: No-
Prankee: Shut up you stink.
Girl: No you stink.
Prankee: No I don't you stink.
Girl:Shut up you stink.
Prankee: Shut up you stink. You kick my dog doesn't make me stink.
Girl: *Hangs up*


wow this is long...
rate:10 =D
I should try that next time


wow that is LONG.. XDDD
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ssatine715 wrote:

Prank Caller: Hi, my name is alex from the IBM technical department, i would just like to inquire if you're still in need of our assistance?
Me: Im sorry? (really confused)
PC: We got a mail from a certain R___ O____ (my name, hehe) asking for technical assistance.
Me: Yes that's me. (really really confused now)
PC: Oh is this Ms. R___. So let me introduce myself again, my name is Alex and we got your email with reference number ________ about your drive?
Me: I dont understand. I sent an email to you? I dont remember anything.(thoughts rush into my head like, was there something wrong with my laptop? no i dont remember. did my sister use my name again? did my sister ask me to email someone about her laptop? i cant remember!!)
PC: Oh, you dont? Well, would you like to speak with the head of our technical department------(by this time I hear a familiar voice from the background saying hey stop fooling around)
Me: Omg i know who that is. That voice!
The mastermind goes over to the phone.
M: Hey, how have you been? Sorry, that guy was making fun of you.
Me: Grrr! Im gonna kill you! hehehe

end of story


wow. id say a 10 or 9
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Posted 1/27/08
here's one retard that called me yesterday

me:hello?
him:hello
me:who's this?
him:who are you?
me:y did you call me?
him:no u call me!!
me:huh?
him:wat chu doing?
me:hung up

i was helluh mad!!! and he keeped calling me for another 15 mins...then fin'lly stoped...weird ne?
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Posted 2/9/08
I called some random man the other day, it was SO hard not 2 laugh but I managed to pull it off...
...

Man: hello?
Me: (extra cheery) HELLO!
Man: ur, how may I help you?
Me: We're selling condoms for the "Teenage-Pregnancy-No-Go" foundation! Would you like to buy one?
Man: K, how much are they?
Me: $40 each.
Man: Ur, maybe not
Me: F*CK YOU! HARHARHAR!~...
...

hangs up...
...

Note: I have nothing against teenage parents, if this insulted you, I'm very sorry...
...
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the one for "you kicked my dog" has a video... I don't know which one came first, the joke or the vid...
here's the link so you can watch it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9fIjYnPazc
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Posted 2/9/08

freakaga1n wrote:

I called some random man the other day, it was SO hard not 2 laugh but I managed to pull it off...
...

Man: hello?
Me: (extra cheery) HELLO!
Man: ur, how may I help you?
Me: We're selling condoms for the "Teenage-Pregnancy-No-Go" foundation! Would you like to buy one?
Man: K, how much are they?
Me: $40 each.
Man: Ur, maybe not
Me: F*CK YOU! HARHARHAR!~...
...

hangs up...
...

Note: I have nothing against teenage parents, if this insulted you, I'm very sorry...
...


rolflmao!! 10!!

this is somethin my friends did to my other friend.

girl: hello?
pranker: hello? this is ms.cloe
girl: uhh hi
pranker: i kno where u live
girl: wat?
pranker: this is ms.cloe
girl: wth
pranker: i kno where u live
girl: could u wait a sec
pranker: sure
*girl hangs up nd runs to her dad*


heres another that my friend did to me

*after being call 5 times*
me:who the hell is this?
friend: *darth vader breathing*
me: ok who ever u r stop clling
*hang up*

5 minutes later

mom: hello? who is this
friend: u kicked my dog!
mom: wat?! u better stop calling my daughter or ill call the police
friend: no! im gonna keep callin
*hang up*
lesson: never mess with my mom or shell call the police

this is wat me nd my friends did to some other friends when we went to a hotel

guys: hello?
us: hello
guys: uh whos this?
us: this is the police
guys: is this a prank?
us: no this is the police
guys: r u sure? u sound like someone i kno....
us: have u been out lately?
guys: uh well we went to disneyland.......
us: that is all *hang up*
sadly they pressed redial nd found out it was us
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