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**The Prank Call
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Posted 2/9/08

MaggieNomi wrote:


freakaga1n wrote:

I called some random man the other day, it was SO hard not 2 laugh but I managed to pull it off...
...

Man: hello?
Me: (extra cheery) HELLO!
Man: ur, how may I help you?
Me: We're selling condoms for the "Teenage-Pregnancy-No-Go" foundation! Would you like to buy one?
Man: K, how much are they?
Me: $40 each.
Man: Ur, maybe not
Me: F*CK YOU! HARHARHAR!~...
...

hangs up...
...

Note: I have nothing against teenage parents, if this insulted you, I'm very sorry...
...


rolflmao!! 10!!

this is somethin my friends did to my other friend.

girl: hello?
pranker: hello? this is ms.cloe
girl: uhh hi
pranker: i kno where u live
girl: wat?
pranker: this is ms.cloe
girl: wth
pranker: i kno where u live
girl: could u wait a sec
pranker: sure
*girl hangs up nd runs to her dad*


LAWL, that would've scared the SH*T out of my brother... hehehe...
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Posted 7/27/08
I have one!

Me:*calls random person*
Victim:Hello?
Me:GIVE ME ALL YOUR RAMAN OR I'LL SHOOT YOU!
Victim:Who is this?
Me:I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!
Victim:*hangs up*
Posted 4/19/09 , edited 4/19/09
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Posted 8/14/10 , edited 8/14/10
Me: *calls a person*

Some person: Hello?

Me: FCK U

*hangs up*
Posted 5/19/11
Failed Prank call...

I said this in my extra low voice :D

Me: I know who you are
Dude: I know who YOU are!
Me: Yea thats ri- wait whut?
Dude: Yea your that dude thats always in the movie trailers! I love your voice how do you do it?!

*Hangs Up*

PWNED XD
Posted 5/19/11
Total Fail!


Me: Hello? Is this Pizza Hut?
Person: No, wrong number
Me: Well is this the place you call when your child is missing?
Person: Nope
Me: Oh...well...okay then...
*hang up*
Posted 5/19/11 , edited 5/20/11
^Fail but cute.
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Prankee: (ring ring)

Victim: Hello, Spanners Workshop, you're speaking to Karlene.

Prankee: Call me Ishmael

Victim: Yes. Hello Ishmael what can I do for you?

Prankee: Some years ago -- never mind how long precisely -- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.

Victim: Oh yes we have a vast range of aquatic tools and we'll beat any lower price by 10%, it's our guarantee that were the most affordable and quality hardware store for any of your needs.

Prankee: It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulating the circulation.

Victim: I get you.

Prankee: Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet;

Victim: Ahmm...Recreational building is a wonderful pastime and we'll accommodate any of your needs. Is there anything in particular you're after sir?

Prankee: ...and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off -- then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.

Victim: Listen sir I cannot help you if you're not telling me exactly what it is you're after.

Prankee: This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.

Victim: Sir, you're not being clear...fuck this; Please jump on that sword and do us a favor. Then drown yourself to death in the ocean. Good bye.
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Posted 6/30/11
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pranker: *heavy breathing*
victim: hello?
pranker: *heavy breathing* *splurt*
victim: hello?!
pranker: i just jizzed on the mouth piece, i know you loved it *hangs up*
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Posted 7/29/11
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ok this is one me an my frend did one time using a sound board we found using google:
us: (kids voice) you can do it!
victim: uhm?
us: (kids voice) u made a boo boo..
victim: uhm?!?!
us: (explosions)
victim: *hangs up*
fail or not?
Posted 8/3/11


Oh wow! I posted this.

Posted 8/3/11
I don't make prank calls but I've received them.

Me: *picks up* hello?
Other line: *heavy breathing down the phone*
Me: Omg Darth Vader I fucking love your work!
Other line: *long pause* *hangs up*

_____

Me: *picks up* Hello?
Other line: Hi...this is Mr....err....
Me: You don't know your own name? Rhianna is that you?
Other line: Noo its Sam....I'm sorry....*hangs up*

____

Me: *picks up* Yeah?
Other line: Is this Pizza hut?
Me: No....
Other line: What am I supposed to do now...starve?
Me: I have one in the freezer....
Other line: *snigger* you do?
Me: Yeeah but I'll call you back when its cooked
Other line: *gives me number*
Me: *calls him back MANY times that week) revenge!

What a jackass! He gave me the number!
Posted 8/4/11 , edited 8/4/11
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Me: Hello, it's the police here. We've found your daughter naked in a back alley.
Lady: Oh god! Where's she?
Me: Right now in my bed.
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Posted 8/4/11
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Me and my bud Sunako did this:

Victim: Hello?

Us: Hi welcome to Pizza Hut

Victim: -talks to his friend- Pizza Hut called me

Us: Yes sir, what would you like on your pizza? Pepperoni, Sausage, Vegetables?

Victim: Umm I didn't order pizza

Us: Yes sir, what would you like? The vegetable??

Victim: No, who is this speaking?

Us: My initials are R .. I ...P

Victim: .. R I P ............

-few moments later-

Wait! Rest in peace??
*hangs up*

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