No vocal cords.
No eyes.
No teeth.
No arms.
No legs.
No ears.

^ HAH!

- Appreciative
- Fun
- Attractive
- Knows how to treat a woman, you could say a romantic but let's not go overboard
- Interesting, and stays interesting and doesn't bore me
- Likes some of the same things as I do.
- Laid back, calm, collected, but still funny and witty
- Serious but in a funny way...but still serious when needed.

I don't have a specific type, I don't like pale boys, thats for Twitards, a nice skin tone enhances all that lovely chizzled flesh I expect to see on a healthy mate. I haven't been hunting in a while, because I don't want to, yet.

Lately, I like really bizarre people. I'm obsessed with Myers-Briggs, so, mainly referring to ENFJs..ENFPs..people like that who are talkative but really out of this world-ish. I suspect Courtney Love's an ENFP and I think it's safe to say, I definitely have some attraction to her.

Someone who's sweet and makes me feel at ease.

•Sophisticated
•Intelligent
•Attractive
•Thoughtful
•Caring

Yet most of you are satisfied with a vibrator.

someone like amano yukiteru from mirai nikki
he is a crybaby, but still

Oh please. There are no specific qualities I go for. When I like someone, I like everything about them and I mean everything. I especially like to like the things I hate about them. There are however certain traits the ones I fall particularly hard for seem to possess:

They're pretty innocent. And by that I mean no tricks, no seduction/anything of the sort. I like straight forward, innocent people whose attempts at seduction make me want to GLOMP them up. <3

They're good with words. They make me want to listen to them all day. And if they can make me laugh (which is pretty hard, since I am usually the one entertaining others), I am theirs.

They have no patience for fitting in/following the rules.

They can sense how I am feeling almost intuitively. It's weird because a lot of people think I'm a closed book, and I think I am an extremely confusing person even to myself.

They're absofuckinglutely obsessed with me and enjoy fucking with my mind. It's hilarious and I find it very flattering.

Every single one of these qualities make me fall hard! Ultimately I need someone sweet but still outgoing. Good looks are always a plus.

Has to be a lover.

Someone who is kind & likes me for who I am.

smart, kind and the definition of beautiful
dumb enough to love me smart enough to look for my good sides ignorant enough to look past my bad sites (witch i obviously don't have) enlightened enough to stay with me

OK ill go mack to my 2D girls now...

Someone who has his shit together and knows what he wants out of life.
Intelligence, respect, and honesty are others. Being able to make me laugh is a bonus.

They have to be sexy.

My crush or someone like me minus the flaws.

- Human
- Brains required
- Snuggly
- Natural
- Decent form
- Somewhat independent
- Patient
- Common sense

Simple requirements^^