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Have you ever lied about your age, ethnicity, ect. to anyone?
Posted 1/19/07
i lied about my age i said im 100 years old lol
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Posted 1/19/07
A buddy of mine has a really dense gullible wife. She's a sweet girl, but dumber than a box rocks. Sometimes, I just can't resist. She asked me how old I was (I was 22 at the time) and I told her I was 32. I even mentioned I was several ranks higher than I was (I was in the Air Force at the time). Her jaw dropped and she said, "Oh wow, you look great for your age! I'd have never of guessed!" Her husband, sitting next to her was laughing so hard he laid his head down on the table pounding his fist. I kept it going for about 5 minutes before I broke down laughing myself. It actually took me (and him) a while to convince I really wasn't 32.

I think it should also be understood that I look fairly young for my age. When I'm clean shaven (which is pretty rare now), it's not uncommon for me to get carded for buying R rated movies and the like.
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51 / M / Torphichen Scotland
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Posted 1/19/07
I have just had a message from Mauz asking how old I am. No secret to that and am happy to share the info with all. 8 days away from being 42.

I can't put it on my profile as the year for birthdays only goes back to 1970.
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25 / M / .detroit michigan
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Posted 1/19/07
I never think of lying about my race I have always told people that I`m black (it`s not like I can hide it) but I some times tell people that I`m 17 (just a year up from my real age)
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Posted 1/19/07
I'm really a 67 year old stalker looking for little girls.
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25 / M / The World
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Posted 1/19/07
I'd never lied about my ethnicty i think....(i'm proud of my ethnicity)^__^ ...but i have lied about my age^__^of being younger because apparently things cost for you is cheaper!!!!(i don't do it any more now)
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29 / M / Florida
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Posted 1/19/07
Hmm, I think I lied about my age once when I was 13.. I looked like I was around 17 anyway. Other than that, there has never been a real need to lie about my age.

My ethnicity.. On the Florida Comprehension Assessment Test(FCAT), me and my friends all put down that we were "Other:" and wrote in "All of the above". Did that for every year I had to take that stupid test.
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Posted 1/19/07
hmm..wen i go tuh places i say that i'm younger so i cud get in cheaper..i never lied about my ethnicity..nd i especially wudn't do it tuh impress anyone..
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29 / M / US
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Posted 1/19/07

naruto9817 wrote:

I'm really a 67 year old stalker looking for little girls.


Nice try. *rolleyes smiley*

Uh...not that I can remember.
Posted 1/19/07
i used to sometimes lie about my age to get a discount as a young child.
i've never lied about my ethnicity, but sometimes people think i'm indian
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22 / M / Texas...
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Posted 1/19/07
my forum is gettin no love
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Posted 1/19/07

Eros wrote:


naruto9817 wrote:

I'm really a 67 year old stalker looking for little girls.


Nice try. *rolleyes smiley*

Uh...not that I can remember.


Ohh, eros your so naive.

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Posted 1/19/07
nope never lied about ethnicity (most ppl just don't ask, though lol.)
i've lied about my age... sometimes i say i'm younger to get cheap stuff and sometimes i say i'm older(i.e. youtube) so i can get in flagged videos or something(some ppl flag really kiddy stuff like One Piece just cuz there's blood. stupid flaggers >_>)
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Posted 1/19/07
Hmm..I've lied but usually when a stranger asks how old I am I don't correct them cuz then it's annoying when they think I'm 10 when acutally I'm older. So it's easier to just go along. Reason being is that I'm short so people think I'm still a kid. I've lied about my gender many times on online games Heh heh...(Who knows if I'm lying now=P)But not ethnicity that I remember.
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34 / M / Whitebase
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Posted 1/19/07
I've been smoking since I was 14.... so I've lied a few times about my age.
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