Drunk Darth Vader's Jedi assault
Posted 4/23/08
Drunk Darth Vader's Jedi assault
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/north_west/7360871.stm



Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, from Holyhead, Anglesey, admitted assaulting Barney Jones and cousin Michael with a metal crutch. They suffered minor injuries.

Hughes, who was drunk and dressed in a black bin (trash) bag, shouted "Darth Vader!"

Earlier, when Hughes failed to arrive on time, District Judge Andrew Shaw issued an arrest warrant, adding: "I hope the force will soon be with him."
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The court heard he has a "chronic alcohol problem" and had drunk the best part of a 10 litre box of wine.

Mrs Lloyd said: "He was wearing a black bin (trash) bag and a cape and had a metal crutch in his hand."

Mrs Lloyd said he was shouting "Darth Vader".

She added that Hughes hit Barney Jones over the head with the crutch, leaving him with a headache.

He then laughed and hit Michael Jones in the thigh, causing bruising.

Both men were left upset by the incident and they believed it was pre-planned.

She added that the pair believe "very strongly in the church and their religion".
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Posted 4/23/08
He should attach guns to a mini coupe and call it the Death Star.
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Posted 4/23/08
okay tht is funny and i agree with DR01
Posted 4/23/08
Hahaha yeah me too ^^
Posted 4/23/08

DRO1 wrote:
He should attach guns to a mini coupe and call it the Death Star.


I think he's working on it:



If you can call that working anyway.
Posted 4/23/08

shibole wrote:


DRO1 wrote:
He should attach guns to a mini coupe and call it the Death Star.


I think he's working on it:



If you can call that working anyway.


Omg, you are and Dro are hilarious.
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Posted 4/23/08
The guy behind him wants to laugh.
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Posted 4/23/08 , edited 4/23/08
when i saw this forum i thought it said drunk darth vader's jedi ass. I laughed so freakin hard
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I don't get the star wars plot at all
Posted 4/23/08
If you'd like to join the fight against the evil trashbag-clad darth vader, here's the Jedi Church's web site: http://www.jedichurch.com/ You can get "ordained" online.
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Posted 4/23/08
lol.. thats funny
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Posted 4/23/08

Earlier, when Hughes failed to arrive on time, District Judge Andrew Shaw issued an arrest warrant, adding: "I hope the force will soon be with him."


omg thats funny lol
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Old and outdated thread, O.P has nuked. If anyone wants to recreate this thread. They're more then welcome to.

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