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Posted 4/23/08

mauigrown wrote:


gratefuldead68 wrote:


mauigrown wrote:


gratefuldead68 wrote:

My mom found a lot of beer in my car when I was 16...we had a nice long chat after that


nice. haha i just told my mom straight up. i was 15 and needed someone to buy me beer. so i was like mom, i drink beer. can you buy me some? n with out a blink she said ok.


Lucky! My parents always get pissed when they find my shit...They found bud in one of my bags once and I thought they were gonna disown me

I wish my parents would buy me beer once in a while instead of risking a fake...but I think they are either somewhat oblivious or don't want to admit that I drink


ooo, my dad found buds in the car, gave me a huge lecture but funny thing is i was high and didn't pay attention one bit. lol he doesn't care now cause he knows i take care my own shit. my mom should kno, prolly just in denial like how yours are with alc.


I actually loled when I read your first sentence I could never talk to my parents blazed, I get too fuckin' giddy
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Posted 4/23/08

o0James0o wrote:


chocuqueen wrote:

No but i saw my friend .. who did... it.....


0.o... u saw ur friend jacking off?... wait... that a male or female friend?!



I believe females cant jack off...............



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Posted 4/23/08

Luzeal wrote:


o0James0o wrote:


chocuqueen wrote:

No but i saw my friend .. who did... it.....


0.o... u saw ur friend jacking off?... wait... that a male or female friend?!



I believe females cant jack off...............





0.o.... they can put their fingers into themselves... jack in?...
Posted 4/23/08

o0James0o wrote:


chocuqueen wrote:

No but i saw my friend .. who did... it.....


0.o... u saw ur friend jacking off?... wait... that a male or female friend?!


of course male.. XD girls masterbate not jack off.. @____@
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Posted 4/23/08

o0James0o wrote:


Luzeal wrote:


o0James0o wrote:


chocuqueen wrote:

No but i saw my friend .. who did... it.....


0.o... u saw ur friend jacking off?... wait... that a male or female friend?!



I believe females cant jack off...............





0.o.... they can put their fingers into themselves... jack in?...


Rub a dub dub.........

or gone fishing is usually the terms i use....


wait a minute isnt this pg 13??

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Posted 4/23/08

chocuqueen wrote:


o0James0o wrote:


chocuqueen wrote:

No but i saw my friend .. who did... it.....


0.o... u saw ur friend jacking off?... wait... that a male or female friend?!


of course male.. XD girls masterbate not jack off.. @____@


0.o.... u saw a male jacking off in front of you?!... omg?!.... 0.o.... thats....... @_@
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Posted 4/23/08

gratefuldead68 wrote:


mauigrown wrote:


gratefuldead68 wrote:


mauigrown wrote:


gratefuldead68 wrote:

My mom found a lot of beer in my car when I was 16...we had a nice long chat after that


nice. haha i just told my mom straight up. i was 15 and needed someone to buy me beer. so i was like mom, i drink beer. can you buy me some? n with out a blink she said ok.


Lucky! My parents always get pissed when they find my shit...They found bud in one of my bags once and I thought they were gonna disown me

I wish my parents would buy me beer once in a while instead of risking a fake...but I think they are either somewhat oblivious or don't want to admit that I drink


ooo, my dad found buds in the car, gave me a huge lecture but funny thing is i was high and didn't pay attention one bit. lol he doesn't care now cause he knows i take care my own shit. my mom should kno, prolly just in denial like how yours are with alc.


I actually loled when I read your first sentence I could never talk to my parents blazed, I get too fuckin' giddy :P


talking to my parents blazed is nothin. i used to have fat parties at my house and cops never came most times. but they did one time n i was fucked up. too high too jag and i had to talk to the police. asked me all kinds of questions like wats my address, name, n all that and i answered it on the dot. my friend's were amazed. i was just too gone to even care.
Posted 4/23/08

o0James0o wrote:


chocuqueen wrote:


o0James0o wrote:


chocuqueen wrote:

No but i saw my friend .. who did... it.....


0.o... u saw ur friend jacking off?... wait... that a male or female friend?!


of course male.. XD girls masterbate not jack off.. @____@


0.o.... u saw a male jacking off in front of you?!... omg?!.... 0.o.... thats....... @_@


YUP! it was weird... - __________ - ;; it was 5 years ago
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Posted 4/23/08

Luzeal wrote:


o0James0o wrote:


Luzeal wrote:


o0James0o wrote:


chocuqueen wrote:

No but i saw my friend .. who did... it.....


0.o... u saw ur friend jacking off?... wait... that a male or female friend?!



I believe females cant jack off...............





0.o.... they can put their fingers into themselves... jack in?...


Rub a dub dub.........

or gone fishing is usually the terms i use....


wait a minute isnt this pg 13??



lol.... it is pg13 but since people 13 years already know these stuff... :o... and the people on the forum are usually older than 13....
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Posted 4/23/08

o0James0o wrote:


Luzeal wrote:


o0James0o wrote:


chocuqueen wrote:

No but i saw my friend .. who did... it.....


0.o... u saw ur friend jacking off?... wait... that a male or female friend?!



I believe females cant jack off...............





0.o.... they can put their fingers into themselves... jack in?...


hahaha thats funny. girl, do you jack in? lol
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Posted 4/23/08

chocuqueen wrote:

YUP! it was weird... - __________ - ;; it was 5 years ago


0.o... 5 years ago... so ur 63 years old that time.... wow.... man.... old granny seeing old man jackin off.....

anyways... what did u do to ur friend afterward?... did u slap him?... and wait... why were he jackin off in front of you?!.... 0.o
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Posted 4/23/08

mauigrown wrote:


o0James0o wrote:


Luzeal wrote:


o0James0o wrote:


chocuqueen wrote:

No but i saw my friend .. who did... it.....


0.o... u saw ur friend jacking off?... wait... that a male or female friend?!



I believe females cant jack off...............





0.o.... they can put their fingers into themselves... jack in?...


hahaha thats funny. girl, do you jack in? lol


ask the girls, not me...
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Posted 4/23/08

o0James0o wrote:


mauigrown wrote:


o0James0o wrote:


Luzeal wrote:


o0James0o wrote:


chocuqueen wrote:

No but i saw my friend .. who did... it.....


0.o... u saw ur friend jacking off?... wait... that a male or female friend?!



I believe females cant jack off...............





0.o.... they can put their fingers into themselves... jack in?...


hahaha thats funny. girl, do you jack in? lol


ask the girls, not me...


i kno, i was just sayin.
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Posted 4/23/08

chocuqueen wrote:


o0James0o wrote:


chocuqueen wrote:


o0James0o wrote:


chocuqueen wrote:

No but i saw my friend .. who did... it.....


0.o... u saw ur friend jacking off?... wait... that a male or female friend?!


of course male.. XD girls masterbate not jack off.. @____@


0.o.... u saw a male jacking off in front of you?!... omg?!.... 0.o.... thats....... @_@


YUP! it was weird... - __________ - ;; it was 5 years ago



he must have been desperate.... or are you too hot for words?

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Posted 4/23/08
I was in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend and we were laying on top of the covers when my roommate and her friends came in on us. We tried to cover ourselves with a pillow and I tried to get the blanket underneath us. She was laughing her ass off, and her friend saw us as well.
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