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Men Having Children
Posted 11/3/07 , edited 11/3/07
i recently found out that men can have children. a doctor has to surgically implant a fetus and get the umbilical to attach to a mans abdomen and the baby will live off his blood if he takes the right hormones. I really think if this becomes popular they should outlaw it. this is just a way to make gays happy


srry for all u arguing i did not clarify u do not need a uterus u just need a egg from a woman. this has happened befor not in a man but it shows men can have children. A woman had a hole in her uterus and the egg passes through that hole into the intestine stuck to the intestine and grew the lady gave birth to a healthy baby after having a c section

ok here is proof http://www.malepregnancy.com my science teacher likes saying strange crap like alcohol is more potent in higher altitude and thats y u get small bottles and he told me this but i had heard of it before, but he 2nd it

here this is from the website In the years since the first "test tube baby" was born in 1978, physicians and scientists from RYT Hospital have been working to develop a viable technique for the successful impregnation of male individuals. Illustrated to the right is a recent radiographic image of Mr. Lee, the first human subject to attempt this procedure, which shows the healthy fetus developing in his abdominal cavity.

Please note that RYT Hospital is not accepting new patients for this procedure. Male pregnancy is still in its experimental stage and will not be available to the public in the immediate future.

In vitro fertilization (IVF) techniques were used to induce an ectopic pregnancy by implanting an embryo and placenta into the abdominal cavity, just under the peritoneum (the surrounding lining). Please read below for the step-by-step process.


HORMONES
Oral doses of female hormones were administered to Mr. Lee to make him receptive to the pregnancy. The following graphs of his hormone treatment were prepared by Simone M. Lowell, M.D., Ph.D., Attending Physician and Associate Professor of Biochemistry and Reproductive Medicine at RYT Hospital-Dwayne Medical Center. Dr. Lowell's research is one of the primary reasons that this clinical procedure is now possible.



IMPLANTATION
IVF techniques were used to induce an ectopic pregnancy by implanting an embryo and placenta into the abdominal cavity, just under or into the peritoneum (the surrounding lining). There is a severe risk of massive hemorrhage when the ectopic ruptures; this is also the most common cause of women dying in pregnancy.


EMBRYO GROWTH
Once implantation was complete, Mr. Lee stopped taking hormones, because the pregnancy itself, as expected, took over. The embryo secretes sufficient hormones to maintain its own growth and development.


GROWTH OF THE FETUS
The duration of the pregnancy has been surprisingly normal, i.e. fetal heart monitoring, chorionic villus sampling, ultrasound scanning (as seen on this web site), and a constant watch over Mr. Lee's health and his enlarging stomach. "Men, as they grow older," Dr. Winston of London's Hammersmith Hospital observed playfully, "have already learned to cope with a steadily expanding waistline. Granted, well, this is a bit different."


DELIVERY
The delivery will requires open surgery (Cesarean section) to remove the baby and the placenta. Removal of the placenta is the real danger because it forms such intimate connections with surrounding vessels that massive hemorrhage is likely. Implantation may have also involved other structures in the abdomen, including the bowel and it is possible that parts of other organs may need to be removed. Several physicians who are well-accustomed to advanced and dangerous forms of ectopic pregnancies will be on-hand to handle any complications.
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why did you make two of the same topics?

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Zeronite already signed for that surgery. As of now, he's going crazy upon arano... not in a good way.
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I heard it was a hoax.
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why did you make two of the same topics?

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no, why is this even a topic?
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I heard they took gullible out of the dictionary.
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._. What? This is wrong in so many ways.... -_-'
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wow another insensitive prick meddling in other affairs
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Ahhhh....... sicko....
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Where would it come out o_0?
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AmayD wrote:

why did you make two of the same topics?

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no, why is this even a topic?


yeah after reading it im wondering the same thing

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Where would it come out o_0?


take a wild guess

if this becomes popular then women are no longer allowed to bitch about having babies because men hafta push it out an even smaller hole!!!
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There are two doors with writing on them in front of the OP.

One of them says

"I have a source for this"

The other says

"This is a joke lolololol"

Behind both of them is a man with a stick. To hit you with.


sypris wrote:


digs wrote:

Where would it come out o_0?


take a wild guess

if this becomes popular then women are no longer allowed to bitch about having babies because men hafta push it out an even smaller hole!!!


ITT no such thing as a cesarean.
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oh, i heard it too, to take the baby out, i heard they have to cut the guy's belly up, and take it out,
Disgusting stuff
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digs wrote:

Where would it come out o_0?


The belly button! XD

Kidding, kidding. I found that out a long time ago... it's cool and yet disturbing at the same time...
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