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You wake up tomorrow and find your penis on the floor
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Posted 4/25/08 , edited 4/25/08
ok i have a feeling this may happen sometime down the road. i need responses to prepare me.

what do you do when this happens??

can i just wrap it back around my leg???

(no im not high)
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Posted 4/25/08 , edited 4/25/08
I'm quite sure that you'd have to call some form of medical advisory... if your penis falls off than whats stopping other things from falling off later...

and no, you cannot wrap it around your leg- it is not a piece of lego
probably have to put it in an icebath or something...
Posted 4/25/08

Raikuga wrote:

ok i have a feeling this may happen sometime down the road. i need responses to prepare me.

what do you do when this happens??

can i just wrap it back around my leg???

(no im not high)





stop takin shite
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Macedonian wrote:

I'm quite sure that you'd have to call some form of medical advisory... if your penis falls off than whats stopping other things from falling off later...

and no, you cannot wrap it around your leg- it is not a piece of lego
probably have to put it in an icebath or something...


ok so i just tell them


''help my penis on the floor!!!! i need you guys to come reattach it!!''

that will work right??
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try putting it in your mouth
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WTF???? LMAO!!!


I really don't know...I'd think I'd say.." I think I lost my mojo!!!!" (yes...I know that was whack.... )

probably yell for a good 20 min. and rush to the hospital
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clocut wrote:

try putting it in your mouth


i tried putting it in your moms mouth but that didnt work to well
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Posted 4/25/08

helena91 wrote:


Raikuga wrote:

ok i have a feeling this may happen sometime down the road. i need responses to prepare me.

what do you do when this happens??

can i just wrap it back around my leg???

(no im not high)





stop takin shite


LMAO.
But really, this is a really stupid thread.
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Posted 4/25/08

Raikuga wrote:


clocut wrote:

try putting it in your mouth


i tried putting it in your moms mouth but that didnt work to well


let me guess she shoved it down your throat for you?
Posted 4/25/08

jebusxjuice wrote:


helena91 wrote:


Raikuga wrote:

ok i have a feeling this may happen sometime down the road. i need responses to prepare me.

what do you do when this happens??

can i just wrap it back around my leg???

(no im not high)





stop takin shite


LMAO.
But really, this is a really stupid thread.



stupid dont even tip the iceburgh how bout
retarded
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Posted 4/25/08

Raikuga wrote:


Macedonian wrote:

I'm quite sure that you'd have to call some form of medical advisory... if your penis falls off than whats stopping other things from falling off later...

and no, you cannot wrap it around your leg- it is not a piece of lego
probably have to put it in an icebath or something...


ok so i just tell them


''help my penis on the floor!!!! i need you guys to come reattach it!!''

that will work right??


if it was a hot nurse on the other side I'm sure that the phone would be slammed almost instantly...XD

Well yeah, you try to be as blunt as possible with your problems when speaking with 911 so they dont have to waste time...this really isnt possible as far as I know unless you rip it off yourself... maybe after having some LSD or something... In other words, dont do drugs (or any more of them) For the sake of your manhood :P

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clocut wrote:


Raikuga wrote:


clocut wrote:

try putting it in your mouth


i tried putting it in your moms mouth but that didnt work to well


let me guess she shoved it down your throat for you?


no she tries to gobble the whole damn thing up like a turkey wing. i dont feel like waiting for her to shit it back up so i can reattach it.

I WONT HAVE THAT KIND OF TIME
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This have actually happend several times with people around the world. The best way, I've ready is to take it IN YOUR MOUTH, and carry it in there, t'ill you reach some ice. Put it there and drive to the hospital, if you were fast enough, they'll reattach it
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Posted 4/25/08

Raikuga wrote:


clocut wrote:


Raikuga wrote:


clocut wrote:

try putting it in your mouth


i tried putting it in your moms mouth but that didnt work to well


let me guess she shoved it down your throat for you?


no she tries to gobble the whole damn thing up like a turkey wing. i dont feel like waiting for her to shit it back up so i can reattach it.

I WONT HAVE THAT KIND OF TIME


i guess when you have worked out a fast system for gobbling dicks you lose patience when others dont know how to do it
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Haropus wrote:

This have actually happend several times with people around the world. The best way, I've ready is to take it IN YOUR MOUTH, and carry it in there, t'ill you reach some ice. Put it there and drive to the hospital, if you were fast enough, they'll reattach it


if it must be done (no homo)
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