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You wake up tomorrow and find your penis on the floor
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25 / M / Philadelphia.
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If i found it on the floor. I'd scream than laugh for abit.
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M / R.I.P. love.
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IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN......
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25 / M / I couldnt tell yo...
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WTF
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28 / M / The World That Wa...
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It'd take a while to register, I'd be in shock.

First I'd check my actually region to make sure it's not some fake one put there as a prank. if it was real then, well...Next all you'd be able to hear is a loud (but hopefully still manly) scream echoing throughout the globe.

What else could I do after that? See a friggin doctor and DEMAND I get it reattached, were that not possible and thus make intercourse an impossibility, I'd probably go mentally insane and try sticking it on with glue or something. v_v
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31 / M
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you'd most likely bleed out and die. But without a penis ... what is the point of life ?
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24 / F / ur mums
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i dont have one.... so yerhh
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27 / M
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i probably have a heart attack and die..
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98 / F
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I would be both shocked and disturbed at the fact i had an unknown penis. Perhaps more so by that, than by said penis being on the floor.
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23 / F
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LMFAO!
wat kind of thread is this?
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98 / F
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A bad one
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24 / M / Mars
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why would your penis fall on the floor, your only 16, it's not like your really old or something
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unnecessary and inappropriate

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