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Posted 11/7/07

critiasc wrote:

I told a guy he looked hot. (He was sweating) Well.. he's not. Hmmm you know what i mean.


One time a girl told that to me, and I thought she was hitting on me, but I guess she was wondering why i was wearing a coat during the summer time.

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Poopkeeper wrote:

I asked a Mexican for some taco sauce during Spanish Class. I don't see why he got so worked up that day.


Were you being serious, or were you joking around?
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when that song promiscuous came out i thought promiscuous meant shy. i listened to it with my mom one day and she was like turn this off and i was like why? and i said all its really saying is shy girl like you have to come out of her comfort zone or something like that. and my mom was like wtf? Molly do you know what you are talking about?

i was trying to sound all intelligent to and afterwards i felt like an idiot. that was a stupid one but i can't think of anything right now.
Posted 11/7/07

crikeyitsmolly wrote:

when that song promiscuous came out i thought promiscuous meant shy. i listened to it with my mom one day and she was like turn this off and i was like why? and i said all its really saying is shy girl like you have to come out of her comfort zone or something like that. and my mom was like wtf? Molly do you know what you are talking about?

i was trying to sound all intelligent to and afterwards i felt like an idiot. that was a stupid one but i can't think of anything right now.


lol i have a bad time with definitions too, one time i misunderstood scrotum as the base word of scrutiny which means close examination. So when I told a person who lost his quarter, i told him you don't have enough scrotum, and he was like wtf
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"I will be back in 2 secs"

and Rhianna -- Umbrella: "you can always come into me" -- I chuckle every time I hear that song
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A few years back, me and my friend (a girl) was playing that game where you have to touch the color on a mat. I cant recall what it was called, but you have to spin the rollet and if it will point to red right hand then you have to touch the nearest red with your right hand. Anyways, we were at a really tight spot, the rollet stoped on green left leg and the nearest green was near my friends leg. I was having trouble since i had to put some of my weight on her leg and i thought she might be angry because it might hurt her a little but she said go for it. The misunderstanding happened when her mother was passing by the door. She heard this script.

Me: "You ready ferry? This might hurt a little"
Ferry: "Dont worry about me, we can do this"
this is the part where i placed my leg over her.
Me:"If you say so then im going in"
Ferry: "Ouch ouch! it kinda hurts" in a small voice
Me: "You sure you want to do this? Should i stop?"
Ferry: "No! Keep going"
Me: "OK, ill just shove it in quickly, this might hurt. Ready?"
Ferry: "Yes im ready"
Then i quickly slammed my leg to reach the green but in the process, i slammed my foot into her right inner thigh.
Ferry: "Ouch! it hurts! Do it more gently!"

Then her mother rushed in screaming " STOP THIS INDECENT ACT AT ONCE !!"
then she proceeded smashing a broom into my face. After a few moments of being hit with a broom, my friend explained the situation to her mother and her mother apologized to me xp
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^ ^ LMAO ^ ^
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^To bujujutko

btw its called twister, and your situation made me rofl while lmfao, that is so funny, i feel bad for you but that is so funny
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Posted 11/8/07

liquidkid wrote:

texting a girlfriend, t9 word owned me
well what i meant to say was "do you want me to come with you to see your aunt"
her aunt was sick you see. well, consider the first letter in aunt. now check your phone and see what other letters might key in. its not bunt.
lord that was awkward


Lmao! That was the most amusing thing to read in the morning

Edit: I just remembered this one time in school, maybe 9th grade or something like that...and it was autumn or winter...anyway a cold season in Germany and this chick from my class (who was pretty much a cliché blonde idiot girl with big boobs) just arrived and takes of her jacket and she wore like only this extremely short tube top underneath, which was just ridiculous considering the temperatures around that time of year. So I'm like:"Omg nuuu...cover yourself please! You're making my eyes bleed!".
Surprisingly, she was embarrassed at once and hurried to put on her jacket again. So I kind of felt bad, because I didn't expect my rudeness to have such an impact on her, since she should have been used to it. So I told her (in a soft voice, like you'd speak to a scared animal) :"It's okay, you can take off your clothes if you wish, go ahead and take it off..." my teacher was just walking in and looked at me like "WTF?!" ( I had a pretty bad reputation at school anyway, so this incident added sexual harrassment of other girls ^_^)
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Posted 11/8/07

dolores_ wrote:


critiasc wrote:

I told a guy he looked hot. (He was sweating) Well.. he's not. Hmmm you know what i mean.


that has happened to me many times, however i am the person who thinks she has just been complimented >.<


omg. that's happened to me too! it was so embarrassing..
Posted 11/8/07

ahojcookie wrote:


liquidkid wrote:

texting a girlfriend, t9 word owned me
well what i meant to say was "do you want me to come with you to see your aunt"
her aunt was sick you see. well, consider the first letter in aunt. now check your phone and see what other letters might key in. its not bunt.
lord that was awkward


Lmao! That was the most amusing thing to read in the morning

Edit: I just remembered this one time in school, maybe 9th grade or something like that...and it was autumn or winter...anyway a cold season in Germany and this chick from my class (who was pretty much a cliché blonde idiot girl with big boobs) just arrived and takes of her jacket and she wore like only this extremely short tube top underneath, which was just ridiculous considering the temperatures around that time of year. So I'm like:"Omg nuuu...cover yourself please! You're making my eyes bleed!".
Surprisingly, she was embarrassed at once and hurried to put on her jacket again. So I kind of felt bad, because I didn't expect my rudeness to have such an impact on her, since she should have been used to it. So I told her (in a soft voice, like you'd speak to a scared animal) :"It's okay, you can take off your clothes if you wish, go ahead and take it off..." my teacher was just walking in and looked at me like "WTF?!" ( I had a pretty bad reputation at school anyway, so this incident added sexual harrassment of other girls ^_^)


lol who wears a tube top during the winter
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One time a friend asked another "Hey, do you like snow?" referring to the white cold one, and my other friend answered "Yeah, I like it in a cup"
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Posted 11/8/07
Uhmm like my days are usually full of words that are misinterpreted..
I have soooo many embarrasing moments..
and i can't remember any cus there are too much.
=( my life story
Posted 11/8/07

missymace wrote:


dolores_ wrote:


critiasc wrote:

I told a guy he looked hot. (He was sweating) Well.. he's not. Hmmm you know what i mean.


that has happened to me many times, however i am the person who thinks she has just been complimented >.<


omg. that's happened to me too! it was so embarrassing..


ah i was bright red and the boy i liked said it ... i wanted to die !
Posted 11/8/07
i was talking to this guy on here, and i was about to leave, so i said something sorta playfully (i like to flirt) "should i kiss you good night" and he said "not unless your getting off" i was like 0.0....holy crap! you did not just say that to me! i was so embarassed, cuz he explained that he didn't mean that sort of "getting off" and was refering to my leaving for the night. i was so embarassed i could have passed out.
Posted 11/9/07
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