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Posted 11/9/07

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critiasc wrote:

I told a guy he looked hot. (He was sweating) Well.. he's not. Hmmm you know what i mean.


that has happened to me many times, however i am the person who thinks she has just been complimented >.<


omg. that's happened to me too! it was so embarrassing..


ah i was bright red and the boy i liked said it ... i wanted to die !


That happened to me except I told my friend that someone looked hot. They were wearing a winter jacket in the middle of summer... -_-
Also once my friend said "hand out" because she was giving me candy but I didn't realize what she meant until she said "put your hand out". -_-
Posted 11/9/07
awkward... when i poor person asked me for food.. i ran away.. -_-''''
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I have a friend who daydreams a lot and she'll start listening in to conversations at the most awkward times and then she'll snap out of it from shock, somehow she always thinks that the people were talking about sex.
Posted 11/9/07
Would you like cream on your bananas?

How would you interpret that? Someone asked me that and i thought it was a sexual reference -.-, but they were making banana split sundaes...

Edit: This isn't really awkward, but I hate it when people purposely "misinterpret" things, so they can use that as an excuse
Posted 11/9/07
When you're walking with a girl and you both trip over and "somehow" fall on top of each other and somebody notices shortly afterwards and thought you were about to have sex or something?

God... That time was just awkward... I better be careful when walking next time, lol.
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My girlfreind sews so alot of people at school ask her to fix things for them and one of her friends had given her a pair of pants to mend. I was walking through the hallway andmy girlfriend came up to me ith these pants and asked me to put them in my car so I did. a couple of days later I walked into first block and said Here Megan you left your pants in my car... I think you know how this is going to turn out.
Posted 11/9/07

Gundam-Dude wrote:

When you're walking with a girl and you both trip over and "somehow" fall on top of each other and somebody notices shortly afterwards and thought you were about to have sex or something?

God... That time was just awkward... I better be careful when walking next time, lol.


Edit: i see that i alot of movies and shows. I always love it when they say, "its not what you think!"
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A few years back, me and my friend (a girl) was playing that game where you have to touch the color on a mat. I cant recall what it was called, but you have to spin the rollet and if it will point to red right hand then you have to touch the nearest red with your right hand. Anyways, we were at a really tight spot, the rollet stoped on green left leg and the nearest green was near my friends leg. I was having trouble since i had to put some of my weight on her leg and i thought she might be angry because it might hurt her a little but she said go for it. The misunderstanding happened when her mother was passing by the door. She heard this script.

Me: "You ready ferry? This might hurt a little"
Ferry: "Dont worry about me, we can do this"
this is the part where i placed my leg over her.
Me:"If you say so then im going in"
Ferry: "Ouch ouch! it kinda hurts" in a small voice
Me: "You sure you want to do this? Should i stop?"
Ferry: "No! Keep going"
Me: "OK, ill just shove it in quickly, this might hurt. Ready?"
Ferry: "Yes im ready"
Then i quickly slammed my leg to reach the green but in the process, i slammed my foot into her right inner thigh.
Ferry: "Ouch! it hurts! Do it more gently!"

Then her mother rushed in screaming " STOP THIS INDECENT ACT AT ONCE !!"
then she proceeded smashing a broom into my face. After a few moments of being hit with a broom, my friend explained the situation to her mother and her mother apologized to me xp

omg lol
so many times... in pe after we finished warm ups my teacher said "okay now you can play knockout or you can go play with the boys..."
then one day i was going to ask someone about our math homework,,,then when i alked up they were talking to someone else and they said "why ARENT we naked??'
turns out they were talking about a comic...

Posted 11/10/07
^what comic were they talking about? who gets naked in a comic? except ....... -.0
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bujujutko wrote:

A few years back, me and my friend (a girl) was playing that game where you have to touch the color on a mat. I cant recall what it was called, but you have to spin the rollet and if it will point to red right hand then you have to touch the nearest red with your right hand. Anyways, we were at a really tight spot, the rollet stoped on green left leg and the nearest green was near my friends leg. I was having trouble since i had to put some of my weight on her leg and i thought she might be angry because it might hurt her a little but she said go for it. The misunderstanding happened when her mother was passing by the door. She heard this script.

Me: "You ready ferry? This might hurt a little"
Ferry: "Dont worry about me, we can do this"
this is the part where i placed my leg over her.
Me:"If you say so then im going in"
Ferry: "Ouch ouch! it kinda hurts" in a small voice
Me: "You sure you want to do this? Should i stop?"
Ferry: "No! Keep going"
Me: "OK, ill just shove it in quickly, this might hurt. Ready?"
Ferry: "Yes im ready"
Then i quickly slammed my leg to reach the green but in the process, i slammed my foot into her right inner thigh.
Ferry: "Ouch! it hurts! Do it more gently!"

Then her mother rushed in screaming " STOP THIS INDECENT ACT AT ONCE !!"
then she proceeded smashing a broom into my face. After a few moments of being hit with a broom, my friend explained the situation to her mother and her mother apologized to me xp

omg lol
so many times... in pe after we finished warm ups my teacher said "okay now you can play knockout or you can go play with the boys..."
then one day i was going to ask someone about our math homework,,,then when i alked up they were talking to someone else and they said "why ARENT we naked??'
turns out they were talking about a comic...



HAHA TWISTER!!! L M A O
well... hmm, let me think...
oh yeah, this halloween I was dressed up as a vampire, and I pretended to attack my friend. My other friend got a picture, and it looked like I was kissing her. O.O The girl and I proceeded to chase my friend until she deleted it.
I still love that Twister story, though.
OH YEAH in one msn conversation with a friend, I was talking about this fight I had with this guy about the fact that I used a mac [he was a devoted PC user], and I said "we had this thing" and I accidentally pressed enter so it looked like this:



Me: "How did you know I use a mac?"
Friend: "Your nex username"
Me: "Oh yeah, the fight Dabbs and I had"
Me: "Yeah, we had this thing"
Friend: "..."
Me: "SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP I DIDN'T MEAN THAT"
Friend: "OHH"
Friend: "LMAO"


Did I mention that I absolutely love that Twister story???
Posted 11/10/07
mine was when i asked this guy (he's white) if he has "white wash"
but it means white out/liquid eraser or something..
cuz we sometimes call it "white wash" in the philippines . lol .. so yea

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Posted 11/10/07
once my friend said she had a fever..then i checked if she really was warm..but she wasn't, and l8er i checked my head to compare and it was warmer than hers

and i told her "nope, i'm hotter than u"...


another 1: my friend and i were at the arcades..there was a game where u had to shoot with a pistol..she pointed the pistol at my ass and yelled.."muhaha i banged you're ass!"..she started laughing when she relized it sounded dirty..lol









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Rheea wrote:


ailina wrote:


bujujutko wrote:

A few years back, me and my friend (a girl) was playing that game where you have to touch the color on a mat. I cant recall what it was called, but you have to spin the rollet and if it will point to red right hand then you have to touch the nearest red with your right hand. Anyways, we were at a really tight spot, the rollet stoped on green left leg and the nearest green was near my friends leg. I was having trouble since i had to put some of my weight on her leg and i thought she might be angry because it might hurt her a little but she said go for it. The misunderstanding happened when her mother was passing by the door. She heard this script.

Me: "You ready ferry? This might hurt a little"
Ferry: "Dont worry about me, we can do this"
this is the part where i placed my leg over her.
Me:"If you say so then im going in"
Ferry: "Ouch ouch! it kinda hurts" in a small voice
Me: "You sure you want to do this? Should i stop?"
Ferry: "No! Keep going"
Me: "OK, ill just shove it in quickly, this might hurt. Ready?"
Ferry: "Yes im ready"
Then i quickly slammed my leg to reach the green but in the process, i slammed my foot into her right inner thigh.
Ferry: "Ouch! it hurts! Do it more gently!"

Then her mother rushed in screaming " STOP THIS INDECENT ACT AT ONCE !!"
then she proceeded smashing a broom into my face. After a few moments of being hit with a broom, my friend explained the situation to her mother and her mother apologized to me xp

omg lol
so many times... in pe after we finished warm ups my teacher said "okay now you can play knockout or you can go play with the boys..."
then one day i was going to ask someone about our math homework,,,then when i alked up they were talking to someone else and they said "why ARENT we naked??'
turns out they were talking about a comic...



HAHA TWISTER!!! L M A O
well... hmm, let me think...
oh yeah, this halloween I was dressed up as a vampire, and I pretended to attack my friend. My other friend got a picture, and it looked like I was kissing her. O.O The girl and I proceeded to chase my friend until she deleted it.
I still love that Twister story, though.
OH YEAH in one msn conversation with a friend, I was talking about this fight I had with this guy about the fact that I used a mac [he was a devoted PC user], and I said "we had this thing" and I accidentally pressed enter so it looked like this:



Me: "How did you know I use a mac?"
Friend: "Your nex username"
Me: "Oh yeah, the fight Dabbs and I had"
Me: "Yeah, we had this thing"
Friend: "..."
Me: "SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP I DIDN'T MEAN THAT"
Friend: "OHH"
Friend: "LMAO"


Did I mention that I absolutely love that Twister story???

yay go macs!! and twister!!!

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^what comic were they talking about? who gets naked in a comic? except ....... -.0

i dont know...i think it was about legend of zelda or something...

thought of another one...at my school were we had to wear uniforms, i just said i wish we didnt wear uniforms (becuase our uniforms were very ugly and i wanted to wear normal clothes) but then this guy started laughing....took me weeks to figure out what he meant...
Posted 11/12/07
^ lol they get naked in zelda? lol maybe im misinterpreting that misinterpretation
and i just got it why the guy was laughing haha, well i think that is what he is thinking

another one is typos. typos are so awesome and funny. One typo i had was that i typed was, "im gnawing on my chicken boner" when it was supposed to be im gnawing on my chicken bone lol
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i have no particular experience.......
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