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77 / F / Shhhh secret! :P
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Posted 12/10/07
I was at this Korean restaurant and the waitress brought the stuff over and started saying Shipudu? Excuse me, shipudu? We had no clue what the hell she was saying but turned out she was asking who ordered the SEAFOOD soup. Lol I felt so bad
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30 / M / Evil City
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Posted 12/10/07

aznchick424 wrote:

I was at this Korean restaurant and the waitress brought the stuff over and started saying Shipudu? Excuse me, shipudu? We had no clue what the hell she was saying but turned out she was asking who ordered the SEAFOOD soup. Lol I felt so bad


hahahaha like aero pottu - airport hahaha
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27 / M / Mars.
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Posted 12/30/07

bujujutko wrote:

A few years back, me and my friend (a girl) was playing that game where you have to touch the color on a mat. I cant recall what it was called, but you have to spin the rollet and if it will point to red right hand then you have to touch the nearest red with your right hand. Anyways, we were at a really tight spot, the rollet stoped on green left leg and the nearest green was near my friends leg. I was having trouble since i had to put some of my weight on her leg and i thought she might be angry because it might hurt her a little but she said go for it. The misunderstanding happened when her mother was passing by the door. She heard this script.

Me: "You ready ferry? This might hurt a little"
Ferry: "Dont worry about me, we can do this"
this is the part where i placed my leg over her.
Me:"If you say so then im going in"
Ferry: "Ouch ouch! it kinda hurts" in a small voice
Me: "You sure you want to do this? Should i stop?"
Ferry: "No! Keep going"
Me: "OK, ill just shove it in quickly, this might hurt. Ready?"
Ferry: "Yes im ready"
Then i quickly slammed my leg to reach the green but in the process, i slammed my foot into her right inner thigh.
Ferry: "Ouch! it hurts! Do it more gently!"

Then her mother rushed in screaming " STOP THIS INDECENT ACT AT ONCE !!"
then she proceeded smashing a broom into my face. After a few moments of being hit with a broom, my friend explained the situation to her mother and her mother apologized to me xp


LMAO! I know how you feel! That time I was in my room with my girlfriend and I gave her something as a present. But the conversation was totally wrong, according to my elder brother who was eavesdropping.

She: What's that?
Me: Something you would love.
She: Wait, let me touch it.
Me: What does it feel like?
She: It feels hard...
Me: Feel it around the corners...
She: Hmmm..
Then I let her open the top only and let her touch the present to feel what's in it.
Me: Ready? (as in ready to guess what's in it?)
She: Wait. I'm not ready. It feels hard and kind of smooth.
Me: Hurry up, I know you can't wait all day.
She: Ah, forget it! Just pull it out!!!
When I opened the present for her, I accidentally hit her.
She: AH! It hurts!! Why can't you be more gentle?
Me: Opps. Sorry, I didn't mean to be so rough. I was rather impatient back then.

Does this really sound misleading? I didn't think so.
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25 / F / in a world called...
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Posted 12/30/07
honestly...i'll become blur all the time when people talk to me...so,it's always an awkward moment for me...it's embarassing...
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23 / F / Philippines
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Posted 12/31/07
that wen i say daisukii and kawaii to my toy..(it has a name same with my clasm8 a male; the toy came from blu magic...., a toy store wer their toys have names) then he suddenly said that sorry i have a gf already so i cant take ur love,...


argh!!!!!!!! it was embarrssing cuz he said it 4 the whole class 2 hear!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 the 1st tym want to disappear at that very moment!!! but i feel bad 4 him wen my bestfriend juz came out from nowhere and said yanyan( my nickname) is talking to her toy.. so.... dont misinterpret her...
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77 / Copernicus, Moon
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Posted 12/31/07
a guy friend mistook my "friendship" as liking him more than a friend.. so he asked if he could court me. ahah. and i was like.. OMG. T____________T
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26 / F / Interweb
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Posted 1/21/08
this morning..we were cleaning our lockers and i had nothing in mine so i just grabbed my gym pants. i told one of my friends i took out my pants..she thought i was half naked -_-'
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Posted 1/21/08
It was almost Father's Day and I told my teacher I'd buy his shirt for $20.
What I meant was that his shirt was nice and it'd be a good gift for someone.
But he misinterpretted and thought I wanted to see him shirtless.
A lot of his students told him that before, so I guess he just assumed the norm and I spent the rest of the passing period convincing him I just wanted a gift for my dad. >_<
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25 / F / boring, bland ohio
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Posted 1/21/08

hawtdawggy wrote:

Not trying to sound racist or anything, but one time i was at a restaurant and I wanted vinegar, so I asked the guy in the table next to me if he had vinegar. He was black and he misunderstood what I said. I thought he couldn't hear me so I said it slowly, and then I realized what I said, I was sorry about it, but it was a very awkward moment.

Point: Sometimes we have to be careful of what we say, and we might misunderstand something that might lead to unexpected results

So did you ever misinterpret anything, like directions, sayings, actions, etc.?


I don't get it
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25 / M / Dude where am i?
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Posted 1/21/08
One time I was in this store with my friend. We had just finished eating at this restaurant and she wanted to go to some store( i forget the name of it) so i went with her. Moments later were at the cash register and she looks at some chips and she's like " man im hungry again" I just look at her and say u fat ass ( i was joking w/ her). Then this lady right next to us just stares/glares at me and im like no not you, my friend.
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29 / F / Behind you, BOO!
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Posted 1/21/08
I was standing around on my uni campus with my friend, just hanging out and being a general nuisance when a young gentlemen approached us and asked "what are you looking for?" I assumed he was selling controlled substances and thought there is no harm in an inquisitive mind and asked "what have you got?" turns out (to my deep embarrassment) that he was in fact not a drug dealer but someone who thought we were new and lost students. . Oh how my friend laughed
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Posted 1/21/08
once my teacher took my ace-balls away cuz i was playing with it in class.i had 2 of dem and she took both. during the near end of class my teacher came up to me and said "are those ur two balls" da whole class burst with laughter


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Posted 1/21/08
mistaking a request for ice cream as a request for *ahem* oral. That was extreme! I just wanted some ice cream!!
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Posted 2/28/08
this guy said something to me (I still don't know what he said) but I thought he said "there's a party in my pants" and I why he said that to me so as a joke he said "yeah there's a party in my pants and your invited, things are getting pretty big *wink, wink*" I was sooooo embarrassed
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29 / M / Rhodesia
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Posted 2/28/08
i asked someone if they would like to pet my lizard.. LOL
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