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A Funny Story About yourself
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Posted 1/22/07
As my topic title says a dunny story about yourself. Think of lifetimes that are funny and write them here! i'll start off with an example ( doesn't have to be long)
OK one day me and me friends were camping. Some guys played pranks on the gurls and lead them outside to the bushes. they planned all theese stuff out and eventually gurls began crying.And one eventually pissed on her pants. !!!!!1LOL yeha bleh it was the school ones so (they ) got in trouble lol.
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Posted 1/22/07
I almost got into a fight at school one time. This guy who was about the same size as me wanted to start something, i wasn't sure why and i didn't really care. I had intention of fighting him, at least not until he started pushing me around and getting in me and my friends way as we were leaving the school.
Eventually I found myself ready to beat this guy into the concrete but as we were about to throw hands some random guy came up and knocked him down as he was running by, I guess he was in a hurry or something.
This was funny because he almost immediately started crying and ran off and when we looked at the floor we discovered he had wet himself too.
My friends and I were cracking up, that day was so random thanks to that guy and random things make me laugh. Of course I was mostly laughing out of relief of the fact that i didn't have to fight that guy. I can't fight..... or rather I've never really ever been in one.
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Posted 1/23/07
umm hmm well lets see i had a hammer dropped on my head when i was 4 from about 10 metres that hurt and left a massive egg on the top my brother who was the one that dropped it told me to move so i moved to the side and it hit me dead on the head.

another one is i was about the same age 4 was a bad year for me anyway was playing in the sandpit my sister was there as well with this blunt little axe and she hit my finger with it and shattered the bones into 42 different pieces not a fun experience but her excuse was she didn't see my finger coz you know it's just attached to my hand which is attached to my arm i can see how you'd miss it.

oh i also once got some capsicum stuck up my nose once and had to go to the doctors to get it out lol.
Posted 1/23/07
I was eleven years old and completely covered in toilet paper the first time I asked a girl out on a date. I can't remember what inspired me to do it then; maybe it was simply the first time I was able to pull her away from her herd of friends, because we were cleaning up together at a halloween party, and clean up makes everyone run away (but the two of us).

We tried to see the movie Godzilla together, but both of our parents were sick so we couldn't get to a theater. And she was not impressed by this and dumped me quickly. BUT, she was my senior prom date, so she couldn't have been that mad about it.
Posted 1/23/07
When I was eight years-old, I was playing with a lit candle giggling and touching the flame with my finger etc but then I somehow caught my hair on fire.

I was not in panic infact, I simply just walked to the washroom right by mother who did not notice half my hair was fire and put it out. I walked by my mother again and she asked "Something smells like fire. Jessica, was your hair on fire" I shooked my head no.

The end.
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Posted 1/23/07
lol i have one more today we were supposed to go snowboarding today but it was canceled our teacher insisted to go because ( the mountain only left a message) we got to the moutain 2 hours or so then yeah it was pouring hail there but one thing is the teacher that insisted to go wanted to ask but he got blown by the wind and slipped on ice and hit himself on the face now he has a some like scar
Posted 1/23/07
i bought this car a few years back @ this used car dealership and then 3 months later....BOOM herpies...


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Posted 1/23/07
I was shooting around with my airsoft gun near my friend's feet while he was skate boarding, then one of my shots richocheted up and hit him in the nuts
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Posted 1/23/07
Once i was at this chinese restront and i really wanted ice cream but beforehand i had got wonton soup, so my dad said i had to drink the rest of the broth of the soup. Also, we had gotten lots of lobster and we had a bowel of melted butter, it was the same bowel as the soup (like same design) so i grabed the butter bowel by mistake and chugged (yes, i drank it all without noticeing that it tasted funny) the whole bowel down my throat, and then it left the nastiest taste in my mouth!
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Posted 1/28/07
i was waiting for my cousin cos we had to meet up and i thought i saw her from behind so i went and slapped her butt and it was someone else i had never felt so embarrassed in my whole life!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 3/29/07
Redirected from the following thread:
http://www.crunchyroll.com/showforumtopic?id=3198
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Posted 3/29/07
WELLL ...there's this push up thing in my school gym. instead of doing push ups on it, me and some of my friends were swinging on it:) it was my turn and i started swinging...then all of a sudden, my freaking friend pushed me from behind and i went flying off the handle thing and landed on my ass. i couldn't stop laughing xDD
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Posted 3/29/07
One day, I found CR.
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Posted 3/29/07
....Track down my thread titled, Warning! Classically Terrible Story!
I think it says something like “Touch by a peanut” underneath it as a description.

The hell...? I clicked the redirect link, then was told to click a redirect link... I ended up where I started! It's like a day at the DMV!
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Posted 3/30/07
LOL
well... i don't exactly have any funny stories, but my dad tried to suck my hair up in the hoover when i was little because he thought it was 'funny' and i've been scared shitless of hoovers ever since.
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