so this one time when i was younger and in china.
I was on the 5th floor and i shot this kid in the ass with a BB gun.
lolololol

LOL, KuRRopT dude would know where this is ... i had these little bomb pellets that would pop if you throw them into the ground right ? well i went to MELBOURNE CENTRAL and threw them downstairs onto some guys BAld head xD hahas... he went to managers office =] Lololol

Well, I went to this concert with my friend. I had been there before, but they rebuild the place. And the men's bathroom was now where the ladies' bathroom had been, so I accidently stepped into the men's bathroom and then I was traumatized I NEVER EVER WANT TO SEE A GUY PEEING AGAIN!

tried to do a "slam dunk". It wasnt succesfull and accidentaly dislocated the joints of my arm ^_^ LOL

:P he'd probably try get ur photo from the surveillance cams.



haha, well at least we don't get cues as much as women's toilets do :P
lawl, i was discussing with a chick a few days ago about how they should make urinals for women...

well i am a goofy guy... gotta say losing your girl to a GAY guy like super GAY guy is pertty fun...well that is what my friends keep sayin

ok....when i was in 4th grade i act like a boy..im boyish...i guess... and i fight guys like ..fist fight [hehe] i have this group of classmates who likes to bully smaller kids..one day they got me....they were like teasing me amd calling me names...there were like 3 or 4 of them..then i was like answering back calling them names too..then the biggest of the four got pissed and walked towards me and grabbed me by my waist and slammed me on the wooden floor....i was like shocked for a second then as he was walkin away i kicked his foot and he fell down...and he was cryin!!...lol...so one of the remaining three tried to get me but i kicked his balls....so yeah...he can;t move anymore and he was sent to the clinic..actually both them were sent to the clinic but my teacher didin't bother asking me if i was ok...after i was slammed...lol...

i think this s not funny...but yeah i just wanna share this random story about my childhood days ...LOl

hahaha icic

Duhhhhhh I'm sorry, but I just don't understand what he's trying to say.

Funny things happened today in our game of basketball. In a throw in, my friend sorta chucked the ball into my face, bounce off, and then hit him back. We were laughing so hard xD "Ow, sh*tface." was all I said xD

This one time i was looking for gantz manga and i couldn't find it. In fact, i still can't find it.
Ok, so it's not comedic gold. So... anyone know where i can find some gantz manga?

I went to school without my glasses (I am REALLY blind without them) and I saw my friend walking towards me, so I started making funny faces at him (because we always do) and as my friend got closer, I could see that it wasn't my friend, it was some random person I didn't know and have never seen before...awkward but hilarious!