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Nice..
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Man Law = Stupid. It's mostly for men to act all macho, and shit. Although the attitude is extremely annoying, and all girls with any bit of a brain won't like the attitude, it still wins over brainless girls! YAY!
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Stupidly funny.
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That's hilarious. More credit if you came up with those on your own.


But, if my man came home and tried to pull that "Balls" shit with me, his would be gone the next morning.


mushroomjay wrote:


HokiePokie wrote:

Man Law = Stupid. It's mostly for men to act all macho, and shit. Although the attitude is extremely annoying, and all girls with any bit of a brain won't like the attitude, it still wins over brainless girls! YAY!


Thank god most girls are brilliantly stupid.

Er.. Is that a pun?



Oxymoron?


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This made me laugh a lot...

I'd never to that "balls" thing though....Too much for me
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mushroomjay wrote:


J3ss wrote:


mushroomjay wrote:


HokiePokie wrote:

Man Law = Stupid. It's mostly for men to act all macho, and shit. Although the attitude is extremely annoying, and all girls with any bit of a brain won't like the attitude, it still wins over brainless girls! YAY!


Thank god most girls are brilliantly stupid.

Er.. Is that a pun?



Oxymoron?


That's it. Thanks.


Ha, now that I realize it, it's funny how you just said most girls are stupid.

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lol man this should be book or something
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How was I wrong?

It was just ironic, that's all.
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stepon48 wrote:

lol man this should be book or something


There is a book that pretty much trumps this thread, I'm surprised it hasn't been brought up. The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox.

Oh and the law about the bathroom is unacceptable. There is no conversation allowed at a urinal. To quote the aforementioned book, "Hold your peace while you hold your piece." Besides what are you going to talk about? Work? It's hardly a worthy conversation peace in the real world, much less so at a urinal. Your wife? No one cares. Your children? So you're holding your penis standing next to a guy whose also holding his penis talking about kids. I'll just say that's one of the reasons why I have the police on speed dial. Small talk (i.e. "How's in hanging") Anyone who asks "how's it hanging" at a urinal doesn't really want to know or else he would just take a peek. (The above examples are paraphrased from The Alphabet of Manliness, go buy it to become a better man.)
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LOL those are funny
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Hm,


mushroomjay wrote:


J3ss wrote:


mushroomjay wrote:


J3ss wrote:


mushroomjay wrote:


HokiePokie wrote:

Man Law = Stupid. It's mostly for men to act all macho, and shit. Although the attitude is extremely annoying, and all girls with any bit of a brain won't like the attitude, it still wins over brainless girls! YAY!


Thank god most girls are brilliantly stupid.

Er.. Is that a pun?



Oxymoron?


That's it. Thanks.


Ha, now that I realize it, it's funny how you just said most girls are stupid.



Why? It's rather true. I mean, I said brilliantly stupid as brilliant was the adjective describing stupid. Which means stupidity on depressing levels.

Therefore you were the one who was wrong.


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during sports games or skirmishes a slap the to the ass is legal unless the hand stays on the buttox for longer than 4 seconds. Keeping the hand on the behind for longer than 4 seconds is considered illegal and punishable by getting a kick to the nuts
Posted 11/7/07

mushroomjay wrote:


J3ss wrote:

Hm,


mushroomjay wrote:


J3ss wrote:


mushroomjay wrote:


J3ss wrote:


mushroomjay wrote:


HokiePokie wrote:

Man Law = Stupid. It's mostly for men to act all macho, and shit. Although the attitude is extremely annoying, and all girls with any bit of a brain won't like the attitude, it still wins over brainless girls! YAY!


Thank god most girls are brilliantly stupid.

Er.. Is that a pun?



Oxymoron?


That's it. Thanks.


Ha, now that I realize it, it's funny how you just said most girls are stupid.



Why? It's rather true. I mean, I said brilliantly stupid as brilliant was the adjective describing stupid. Which means stupidity on depressing levels.

Therefore you were the one who was wrong.


kkthnx.


I was simply giving you the thought that you were better only to briefly shoot you down.

A woman can never be right when debating with a man.



that is until you get married... then its GAME OVER
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