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Self Evident Truths
Posted 11/8/07 , edited 11/8/07
A self evident truth is something that, to you , will always be true. They are little things in life that have become overtly apparent to you , what you might call a common sense.

It can be a lesson you have learned , or something you have always believed in.

Self evident truths are the little things that help make up your personal philosophy .

What are your self evident truths?

A few of mine are :

A lot of people crap with pens .

Bill and Tedd are right. The meaning of life is to be awesome to each other.

The second truth applies to everyone but me .

Ever Had soy milk? No ? Thats because there is no such thing as soy milk. Do soy beans have Titts? , no. No tit, no milk. Its soy juice. they call it soy milk, cause no one want to drink Soy juice.

People rarely get what they deserve.

People rarely deserve what they think they do.

the best comedies are born in tragedy.

Senta is composed entirely of awesomesauce.
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Soy tits? Really now…? Okay…

Self evident truths:

1. 90% of Atheists are ignorant.
2. 90% Christians, Muslims, Jews, ext are ignorant.
3. Truth one and two are only true because truth four, which follows.
4. All groups are made up of mostly ignorant people.
5. Femnazis have become the major cause of modern sexism
6. Rappers cause most racism against African Americans that currently exists
7. Abortion is murder.
8. Asians are still better than us. :p
9. Controversy makes a myriad of winy @ss twelve year olds screech. Like that one twelve year old girl here on crunchy roll who keeps talking about why abortion is okay because she’s actually twenty seven and was raped when she was younger and had to have an abortion.
10. I’m going to get flamed for writing this.
11. I’m not going to read the flaming posts.
12. Somebody reading this right now is raging over nothing, and I’m just giggling while thinking about it.
13. You have to know Spanish to order a burger at Mcdonalds here in Oklahoma.
14. People exaggerate how much illegal aliens help/hurt the American economy. (As, they don’t help it, and they don’t hurt it as bad as we screech.)
15. You can sell anything to children and idiots.
16. Oprah could pwn the world.
17. Crunchy Roll is the best anime website ever.
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Posted 11/8/07
hmm..this kinda reminds me of my philosophy lectures at uni..well, watever..
so, my philosophy or self-truth evident would be
i/ no matter what, u could never cut your ties with your family (i've tried it once & its really hurtful).

ii/ living faraway from your home country can be quite fun & agonising at times..
iii/ money is essential in life & love as well
iv/ crunchyroll is the best streaming site ever!
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Posted 11/8/07
Self Evident truths:
ur friend are not really ur friend unless they get mad at u every week
everybody is at least a little of a freak
perfect is not possible
learing is useless since ur gonna die anyway(unless ur curious)
65% percent of plp think anime is just cartoon w/o any story or point
the earth is gonna be destroyed by us in a couple million years
most plp don't care about nature and think its disgusting
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Posted 11/8/07

Tevesh wrote:

Self Evident truths:

1. "In this world, the food for the strong is the flesh of the weak." - Ruroni Kenshin.

It doesn't get more true than that.


yep but not a truth plp like to admit
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1. The world is possessed by:
- George Bush
- Iraq
-Jews
-Halo
-Bleach
-Naruto
-Sports
-Apple

2. I will always want to have known the person that society hates - and hate the person before knowing him - the person that society likes -

3. Bad things happen - when you question God for it - you've just acknowledge his exsistance or at least even recognized him - would you even mention his name if bad things didn't happen?

4. Peace - will never exsist - unless we're all dead

5. What exsists - is exsisting because there are people who believe it should - and it is right - if we thought the exsistance of something was wrong - it wouldn't exsist today.

I think thats it.
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Posted 11/8/07
Self Evident Truths:
-There is no such thing as a best friend
-Poor people are sticklers with allowance
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the meaning of life is choice
the answer is 42
most things in life are better with cheese
people who are different can be equal, but people can never treat other people equally

ill post more later
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Posted 11/8/07
I think this thread should be retitled "Stereotypes we hold about others and my personal opinions on the world".

On another note, these posts make me sad.
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Posted 11/8/07

DKangN3 wrote:

I think this thread should be retitled "Stereotypes we hold about others and my personal opinions on the world".

On another note, these posts make me sad.

hehehe, that sounds better
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Posted 11/8/07
Personally I tend to go for a kind of Socratic notion that I don't really know much at all, so lets just investigate. So I would rather want to discuss what you mean by 'self evident' fist. Perhaps another time though, for now I'll just provide a link for those who wish to dive into this further: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-evidence

Bits from G. E. Moore's a "defense on common sense":
A. There exists at present a living human body, which is my body.
B. This body was much smaller when it was born than it is now.
C. Ever since it was born it has been in contact with, or not far from, the surface of the earth.
D. Ever since it was born it has been at various distances from a great number of physical objects.
etc.
etc.
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Posted 11/8/07
People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling, there is NO such thing as good in mankind, only the desire for power and self preservation
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true love is something only in fantasies
all relationships will end one day
there is no such thing as a true/best friend
in the end, people are always held down by fear
people always do what they don't want to do, and don't do what they want to do
you can never runaway from reality no matter what you do
a lot of people know what to do but don't do it
that's all i can think of for now...
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Posted 11/8/07
when you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.
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Posted 11/8/07
I hold these truths to be self evident...

Fat women put out and therefore have a better choice of men.


Jesus is not our savior,but a fat Mexican guy eating a barbecued donkey leg.

There is no Old Metallica or New Metallica...it's all just Metallica.

Oatmeal is better than grits.

I hate grits.

WTF is a grit anyway?

I don't know what grits are,but I've deemed them inedible.

The phrase "you're not born a gay,you're born again" is akin to Nazi propaganda.

The master race should have red hair...not blond.

There is no master race.

Hitler was a vegetarian painter.

Nixon did more for our country than most Presidents.

Danzig is cooler than you...deal with it.



These are my self evident truths thus far...they are all correct,as I am the ultimate authority on everything...if you disagree you will be wrong and whatever deity you pray to will hate you.

Carry on.
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