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The Rules and Truth About Ecchi anime
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Hello CR! This is the first time that our group, goes public and share a bit of our fun in our forums.

As we all know, anime that are tagged as "Ecchi" are sure to bring laughs and excitement to our cyber life, and our group is pretty much all about, yeah, ECCHI!!

We had this project to make as much rules and truth about ecchi anime and we somehow come up with these ones.
(these rules are arranged by sequence so that they somehow create more sense of variety.
some of these rules somehow also apply to non-ecchi anime)


Check these out.



Rule: Whenever a guy is too much of a pervert in an anime series, there will always be ONE girl who breaks his bones everytime he makes his move.
Rule: A shy/embarrassing/blushing look from a girl will switch on a pervert's pervert switch mode.
Rule: All females will become amazinly hot while cosplaying
Rule: The more desperate the male is for a female companion, the less likely he will get one. Also, the more apathetic or unwilling the male wants a female companion, the more likely he will have one (and sometimes more than one).
Rule: The main female character will always be attracted to the main male character no matter how perverted he is.
Rule: In ecchi anime, those who don't want to get involved in ecchi scenes DO get all the ecchi scenes
Rule: In an ecchi anime, there is a tsundere character specially if it's a harem type
Rule: Whenever there is a fist fight that involves at least one girl, her clothes will inevitably be ripped apart or ripped off in one way or another
Rule: If ever there is a monster or robot, it will be perverted.. or if not, will always destroy the girl's clothes
Rule: The airheads or the innocent girls often have the biggest pair of boobs in the series
Rule: There will inevitably be a female character that is jealous of another female character's large breast size
Rule: When a guy gets hugged by a woman with big boobs, the guy's head always gets stuffed between the boobs
Rule: Ecchi anime WILL always have at least 1 boobs accident scene in the whole series
Rule: When the male or female trips, the character will trip someone else to the ground with him or her and they will inevitably end up on the ground with one on top of the other in a very awkward and kinky situation
Rule: Sometimes when a girl trips on something the guy will often catch her by her breasts and eventually get slapped leaving a red imprint on the left cheek, usually
Rule: Sometimes when the a girl trips, her panties will be exposed leaving the guys staring in delight
Rule: Overweight female characters shall play little or no role in the storyline
Rule: In an ecchi anime, there will always be a beach episode
Rule: In addition to the beach episode.. there will also be a part where they are in the hot springs
Rule: Those who are flat chested in an ecchi anime rarely get the best ecchi scenes
Rule: Enter Pervy, Became Happy, Leave Bloody
Rule: In ecchi anime, even the softest of all breezes will lead to shots and flashes of panties
Rule: An ecchi anime with cheery blossom petals flying around never fails to blow pass the skirt of a gorgeous girl, flaunting her legs and panties.
Rule:: In ecchi anime, nosebleeds are inevitable


~edited for additions~

Here are some additional official rules.


Rule: Somebody will always appear to delay or ruin a romantic moment.
Rule: A date that has been planned ahead of time never works out.
Rule: A heroine must always strip herself naked of all her clothes when going into a transformation scene. Also, nothing and nobody may ever interupt or stop that scene, regardless of how long the transformation takes or if the person has seen it many times before.
Rule: Groping the breasts of a girl will only give you a hit on the head and will heal after a few drawings..So let's start groping those breasts...XD
Rule: If a girl is wearing a towel, it will slip off by the end of the scene.
Rule: The main character is always in the wrong place at the wrong time, such as next to a girl's window when she's changing, or opening a girl's drawer that turns out to have her underwear as the girl is entering the room.
Rule: Hot, non-human women that the main character meets in episode 1 will be going to school with him by episode 4.
Rule: If a girl thinks that a boy is being perverted, it is socially acceptable and legal under Japanese law for her to assault him.
Rule: The corrolary: Girls interpret everything boys do as perverted.
Rule: Girls are attracted to rejection, apathy, and losers. Guys can be attracted to anything...
Rule: Whenever there is a hot springs scene, any attempt for the males to peer into the female side of the bath will always end with failure.
Rule: Bouncing boobs make sound effects.
Rule: If a girl loves a boy unconditionally, she will make the boy's life a living hell.
Rule: If a man should suddenly fall, the void in his hands (even if there is nobody around) shall be filled with an article of clothing that a female was formerly wearing.
Rule: When one becomes mature physically and mentally, one would crave for companion of the opposite sex.
Rule: In ecchi anime, there's almost always gotta be a perverted older man who goes after all the cute girls.



What do you guys think?
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well that sums up what happens in an ecchi anime
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lol ecchi army i like the name =D
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wow... this group studied so much about ecchi anime.... ecchi anime man sai!!!!!!
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you guys truely have some good skills there long live ecchi army LOL
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You could have summed it all in one sentence: Boobs... lots of boobs.
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I got one thing to say...

Where do I sign up? LOL.
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ECCHI!! ECCHI!! ECCHI!! ECCHI!! xD. Yeah, That pretty much sum's up ecchi... you forgot one thing. In most ecchi's, on the last ep, they include 18+ material, such as breasts.... and other... things....
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Methos12 wrote:

You could have summed it all in one sentence: Boobs... lots of boobs.


<3 boobs
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ohhh experts on ecchiology
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Haha, yup, that is totally what makes up an echhi anime. Gotta love it!
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shootemup wrote:

ECCHI!! ECCHI!! ECCHI!! ECCHI!! xD. Yeah, That pretty much sum's up ecchi... you forgot one thing. In most ecchi's, on the last ep, they include 18+ material, such as breasts.... and other... things....


yea ur right about that....
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nightcaster23 wrote:


Hello CR! This is the first time that our group,Ecchi Army, goes public and share a bit of our fun in our forums.

As we all know, anime that are tagged as "Ecchi" are sure to bring laughs and excitement to our cyber life, and our group is pretty much all about, yeah, ECCHI!!

We had this project to make as much rules and truth about ecchi anime and we somehow come up with these ones.
(these rules are arranged by sequence so that they somehow create more sense of variety.
some of these rules somehow also apply to non-ecchi anime)


Check these out.



Rule: Whenever a guy is too much of a pervert in an anime series, there will always be ONE girl who breaks his bones everytime he makes his move.
Rule: A shy/embarrassing/blushing look from a girl will switch on a pervert's pervert switch mode.
Rule: All females will become amazinly hot while cosplaying
Rule: The more desperate the male is for a female companion, the less likely he will get one. Also, the more apathetic or unwilling the male wants a female companion, the more likely he will have one (and sometimes more than one).
Rule: The main female character will always be attracted to the main male character no matter how perverted he is.
Rule: In ecchi anime, those who don't want to get involved in ecchi scenes DO get all the ecchi scenes
Rule: In an ecchi anime, there is a tsundere character specially if it's a harem type
Rule: Whenever there is a fist fight that involves at least one girl, her clothes will inevitably be ripped apart or ripped off in one way or another
Rule: If ever there is a monster or robot, it will be perverted.. or if not, will always destroy the girl's clothes
Rule: The airheads or the innocent girls often have the biggest pair of boobs in the series
Rule: There will inevitably be a female character that is jealous of another female character's large breast size
Rule: When a guy gets hugged by a woman with big boobs, the guy's head always gets stuffed between the boobs
Rule: Ecchi anime WILL always have at least 1 boobs accident scene in the whole series
Rule: When the male or female trips, the character will trip the someone else to the ground with him or her and they will inevitably end up on the ground with one on top of the other in a very awkward and kinky situation
Rule: Sometimes when a girl trips on something the guy will often catch her by her breasts and eventually get slapped leaving a red imprint on the left cheek, usually
Rule: Sometimes when the a girl trips, her panties will be exposed leaving the guys staring in delight
Rule: Overweight female characters shall play little or no role in the storyline
Rule: In an ecchi anime, there will always be a beach episode
Rule: In addition to the beach episode.. there will also be a part where they are in the hot springs
Rule: Those who are flat chested in an ecchi anime rarely get the best ecchi scenes
Rule: Enter Pervy, Became Happy, Leave Bloody
Rule: In ecchi anime, even the softest of all breezes will lead to shots and flashes of panties
Rule: An ecchi anime with cheery blossom petals flying around never fails to blow pass the skirt of a gorgeous girl, flaunting her legs and panties.
Rule:: In ecchi anime, nosebleeds are inevitable


What do you guys think?

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Youre missing one. In an ecchi anime no matter how intimate a guy and a girl get there will be no sex and they usually get interrupted by another guy or girl

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WE LOVE ECCHINESS!!
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Youre missing one. In an ecchi anime no matter how intimate a guy and a girl get there will be no sex and they usually get interrupted by another guy or girl



And that in ecchi anime the Main guy WILL always get the blame for any ecchi sceens no matter how obvious that he is not to one at fault
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