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The Rules and Truth About Ecchi anime
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post CR people! haha.. nah.. just reviving the forum.. unnoticed forums seem to get pushed further and further to the corner..
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well ecchi make anime funny most of the time in my view so i perfer anime with some ecchi but i cant watch when my parent beside <_<; they got old thinking
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nightcaster23 wrote:


Hello CR! This is the first time that our group, goes public and share a bit of our fun in our forums.

As we all know, anime that are tagged as "Ecchi" are sure to bring laughs and excitement to our cyber life, and our group is pretty much all about, yeah, ECCHI!!

We had this project to make as much rules and truth about ecchi anime and we somehow come up with these ones.
(these rules are arranged by sequence so that they somehow create more sense of variety.
some of these rules somehow also apply to non-ecchi anime)


Check these out.



Rule: Whenever a guy is too much of a pervert in an anime series, there will always be ONE girl who breaks his bones everytime he makes his move.
Rule: A shy/embarrassing/blushing look from a girl will switch on a pervert's pervert switch mode.
Rule: All females will become amazinly hot while cosplaying
Rule: The more desperate the male is for a female companion, the less likely he will get one. Also, the more apathetic or unwilling the male wants a female companion, the more likely he will have one (and sometimes more than one).
Rule: The main female character will always be attracted to the main male character no matter how perverted he is.
Rule: In ecchi anime, those who don't want to get involved in ecchi scenes DO get all the ecchi scenes
Rule: In an ecchi anime, there is a tsundere character specially if it's a harem type
Rule: Whenever there is a fist fight that involves at least one girl, her clothes will inevitably be ripped apart or ripped off in one way or another
Rule: If ever there is a monster or robot, it will be perverted.. or if not, will always destroy the girl's clothes
Rule: The airheads or the innocent girls often have the biggest pair of boobs in the series
Rule: There will inevitably be a female character that is jealous of another female character's large breast size
Rule: When a guy gets hugged by a woman with big boobs, the guy's head always gets stuffed between the boobs
Rule: Ecchi anime WILL always have at least 1 boobs accident scene in the whole series
Rule: When the male or female trips, the character will trip the someone else to the ground with him or her and they will inevitably end up on the ground with one on top of the other in a very awkward and kinky situation
Rule: Sometimes when a girl trips on something the guy will often catch her by her breasts and eventually get slapped leaving a red imprint on the left cheek, usually
Rule: Sometimes when the a girl trips, her panties will be exposed leaving the guys staring in delight
Rule: Overweight female characters shall play little or no role in the storyline
Rule: In an ecchi anime, there will always be a beach episode
Rule: In addition to the beach episode.. there will also be a part where they are in the hot springs
Rule: Those who are flat chested in an ecchi anime rarely get the best ecchi scenes
Rule: Enter Pervy, Became Happy, Leave Bloody
Rule: In ecchi anime, even the softest of all breezes will lead to shots and flashes of panties
Rule: An ecchi anime with cheery blossom petals flying around never fails to blow pass the skirt of a gorgeous girl, flaunting her legs and panties.
Rule:: In ecchi anime, nosebleeds are inevitable


What do you guys think?


WOW. you guys really know ecchi...haha ecchiology, the study/discipline of ecchi..keep up the good work!
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Why the extreme breast fixation? Is there no room for the ass or the crotch?
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nightcaster23 wrote:


Hello CR! This is the first time that our group, goes public and share a bit of our fun in our forums.

As we all know, anime that are tagged as "Ecchi" are sure to bring laughs and excitement to our cyber life, and our group is pretty much all about, yeah, ECCHI!!

We had this project to make as much rules and truth about ecchi anime and we somehow come up with these ones.
(these rules are arranged by sequence so that they somehow create more sense of variety.
some of these rules somehow also apply to non-ecchi anime)


Check these out.



Rule: Whenever a guy is too much of a pervert in an anime series, there will always be ONE girl who breaks his bones everytime he makes his move.
Rule: A shy/embarrassing/blushing look from a girl will switch on a pervert's pervert switch mode.
Rule: All females will become amazinly hot while cosplaying
Rule: The more desperate the male is for a female companion, the less likely he will get one. Also, the more apathetic or unwilling the male wants a female companion, the more likely he will have one (and sometimes more than one).
Rule: The main female character will always be attracted to the main male character no matter how perverted he is.
Rule: In ecchi anime, those who don't want to get involved in ecchi scenes DO get all the ecchi scenes
Rule: In an ecchi anime, there is a tsundere character specially if it's a harem type
Rule: Whenever there is a fist fight that involves at least one girl, her clothes will inevitably be ripped apart or ripped off in one way or another
Rule: If ever there is a monster or robot, it will be perverted.. or if not, will always destroy the girl's clothes
Rule: The airheads or the innocent girls often have the biggest pair of boobs in the series
Rule: There will inevitably be a female character that is jealous of another female character's large breast size
Rule: When a guy gets hugged by a woman with big boobs, the guy's head always gets stuffed between the boobs
Rule: Ecchi anime WILL always have at least 1 boobs accident scene in the whole series
Rule: When the male or female trips, the character will trip the someone else to the ground with him or her and they will inevitably end up on the ground with one on top of the other in a very awkward and kinky situation
Rule: Sometimes when a girl trips on something the guy will often catch her by her breasts and eventually get slapped leaving a red imprint on the left cheek, usually
Rule: Sometimes when the a girl trips, her panties will be exposed leaving the guys staring in delight
Rule: Overweight female characters shall play little or no role in the storyline
Rule: In an ecchi anime, there will always be a beach episode
Rule: In addition to the beach episode.. there will also be a part where they are in the hot springs
Rule: Those who are flat chested in an ecchi anime rarely get the best ecchi scenes
Rule: Enter Pervy, Became Happy, Leave Bloody
Rule: In ecchi anime, even the softest of all breezes will lead to shots and flashes of panties
Rule: An ecchi anime with cheery blossom petals flying around never fails to blow pass the skirt of a gorgeous girl, flaunting her legs and panties.
Rule:: In ecchi anime, nosebleeds are inevitable


What do you guys think?


WOW. you guys really know ecchi...haha ecchiology, the study/discipline of ecchi..keep up the good work!


Well, thats us.. We are at our best when what we do is what we love best. di ba?.. XD ssshhhhh...
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that is so true. LOL XD
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testing.. does ecchi still work?
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ecchi is like a teaser. if it goes over board it becomes hentai
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Ecchi ~ banzai !! hahaha!
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Rule: Whenever a guy is too much of a pervert in an anime series, there will always be ONE girl who breaks his bones everytime he makes his move.
Rule: A shy/embarrassing/blushing look from a girl will switch on a pervert's pervert switch mode.
Rule: All females will become amazinly hot while cosplaying
Rule: The more desperate the male is for a female companion, the less likely he will get one. Also, the more apathetic or unwilling the male wants a female companion, the more likely he will have one (and sometimes more than one).
Rule: The main female character will always be attracted to the main male character no matter how perverted he is.
Rule: In ecchi anime, those who don't want to get involved in ecchi scenes DO get all the ecchi scenes
Rule: In an ecchi anime, there is a tsundere character specially if it's a harem type
Rule: Whenever there is a fist fight that involves at least one girl, her clothes will inevitably be ripped apart or ripped off in one way or another
Rule: If ever there is a monster or robot, it will be perverted.. or if not, will always destroy the girl's clothes
Rule: The airheads or the innocent girls often have the biggest pair of boobs in the series
Rule: There will inevitably be a female character that is jealous of another female character's large breast size
Rule: When a guy gets hugged by a woman with big boobs, the guy's head always gets stuffed between the boobs
Rule: Ecchi anime WILL always have at least 1 boobs accident scene in the whole series
Rule: When the male or female trips, the character will trip the someone else to the ground with him or her and they will inevitably end up on the ground with one on top of the other in a very awkward and kinky situation
Rule: Sometimes when a girl trips on something the guy will often catch her by her breasts and eventually get slapped leaving a red imprint on the left cheek, usually
Rule: Sometimes when the a girl trips, her panties will be exposed leaving the guys staring in delight
Rule: Overweight female characters shall play little or no role in the storyline
Rule: In an ecchi anime, there will always be a beach episode
Rule: In addition to the beach episode.. there will also be a part where they are in the hot springs
Rule: Those who are flat chested in an ecchi anime rarely get the best ecchi scenes
Rule: Enter Pervy, Became Happy, Leave Bloody
Rule: In ecchi anime, even the softest of all breezes will lead to shots and flashes of panties
Rule: An ecchi anime with cheery blossom petals flying around never fails to blow pass the skirt of a gorgeous girl, flaunting her legs and panties.
Rule:: In ecchi anime, nosebleeds are inevitable



Two rules to add:
Rule: The main character is always in the wrong place at the wrong time, such as by a girl's window when she's changing, or opening up a girl's underwear drawer as she walks into her room.
Rule: If a girl is wearing a towel, the towel will always slip off by the end of the scene.
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hmmm.... that's a lot of rules
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gadeel wrote:

Why the extreme breast fixation? Is there no room for the ass or the crotch?


Because the ass isn't sexy for some reason. As for the crotch, that's covered by the panty shots, which are almost as numerous as large breasts.
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