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Rules of Anime Fandom --- anime fan based rules
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Posted 4/29/08 , edited 4/29/08
Where'd you get this?

EDIT: Shouldn't it be "lolis" instead of "lolicons" in rule 6?
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jhontz wrote:

these are proved in my 9 years experience of being an otaku

0. -- ANIME IS YOUR LIFE! AGE DOES NOT MATTER
1. YOUR an otaku. NO exemptions
2. You hold lust on at least 2 anime characters
3. Your either a narutard or a vampire
4. You said "bankai" at least once in your lifetime
5. their is no such thins as "LICENSED".. we torrent
6. You cant flame lolicons....theyre GODLIKE. NO EXEMPTIONS~desu
7. Lolicons are NOT pedophiles
8. Panty shots are normal to you
9. its a delicious torrent link. take it.
10. DBZ sucks
11. you have a BF/GF. lol
12. you cried when watching Clannad The Movie
13. hentai is normal. its a so-so and nobody cares

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i agree on all of those expecially at no. 5...

and on no. 3 i choose to be a vampire... hate being a narutard..
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Posted 4/29/08
3 + 4 doesn't apply to me already
neither does 6, 7 , 11

and for ur info ..
if u're an otaku
u dont have a GF/BF
b/c otakus are supposed to be loners
and their friends are only other otakus
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26 / M / awesomeville
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Posted 4/29/08
............fail? This is just an attempt to bite off of the "Rules of the Internet," ain't it?
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24 / M / Masinag.
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#3 i'm a vampire and at 11 lol i'm single XD
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31 / M / Philippines
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lol rule 6 gave me a good laugh
and its not true that otaku's cant have a bf/gf
i have a gf ::grins::
hmmmm i gues im not much of an otaku yet
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25 / F / The Underworld
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Posted 4/29/08
I agree on all things except for no. 13
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Here's another rule for ye'

1.When someone says "this anime sucks" it translates into "End my useless and pathetic life" No exemptions.
2.In anime,Fuck Physics!!
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26 / M / philippines,cavite
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Posted 4/29/08
in rule number 3 it's okay being a vampire instead of being a narutard
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26 / M / Las Islas Filipinas
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Posted 4/29/08

jhontz wrote:
0. -- ANIME IS YOUR LIFE! AGE DOES NOT MATTER
1. YOUR an otaku. NO exemptions
2. You hold lust on at least 2 anime characters
3. Your either a narutard or a vampire
4. You said "bankai" at least once in your lifetime
5. their is no such thins as "LICENSED".. we torrent
6. You cant flame lolis....theyre GODLIKE. NO EXEMPTIONS~desu
7. Lolicons are NOT pedophiles
8. Panty shots are normal to you
9. its a delicious torrent link. take it.
10. DBZ sucks
11. you have a BF/GF. lol -- i was joking. its kinda the other way around
12. you cried when watching Clannad The Movie
13. hentai is normal. its a so-so and nobody cares


0. I have displayed disdain over a good portion of the anime world. Unproven.
1. By the strict definition of 'otaku', I am probably one.
2. Maybe, maybe not. I've fapped to many, though
3. I am not both. Unproven.
4. Never heard of it upon being introduced to anime. Unproven.
5. This is true. Sort of, anyway.
6. There's a reason why I never trust the cute beings, especially of the kawaii type.
7. This is true. Sort of, anyway.
8. GET OUT OF MY FACE DAMMIT
9. This is true. Sort of, anyway.
10. This is true. Sort of, anyway.
11. I do not plan on having a mate yet. If God says that I should be a priest, then I shall become a priest.
12. Never watched it. Unproven.
13. Guess what. Nobody gives a shit.

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Posted 4/29/08

jhontz wrote:

these are proved in my 9 years experience of being an otaku

0. -- ANIME IS YOUR LIFE! AGE DOES NOT MATTER
1. YOUR an otaku. NO exemptions
2. You hold lust on at least 2 anime characters
3. Your either a narutard or a vampire
4. You said "bankai" at least once in your lifetime
5. their is no such thins as "LICENSED".. we torrent
6. You cant flame lolis....theyre GODLIKE. NO EXEMPTIONS~desu
7. Lolicons are NOT pedophiles
8. Panty shots are normal to you
9. its a delicious torrent link. take it.
10. DBZ sucks
11. you have a BF/GF. lol -- i was joking. its kinda the other way around
12. you cried when watching Clannad The Movie
13. hentai is normal. its a so-so and nobody cares

trying to find more....

EDIT~~


number 0 and 12 is correct about me the others does not apply to me and clannad the movie was great~
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26 / F / Malaysia
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Posted 4/29/08
yeah...i think that wat u're saying might be right...for some...
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Posted 4/29/08
I only cried when watching the Clannad movie when I realized that I wasted quite a lot of my precious time to pursue other animes.

Sure, it was good, but I don't like it.

Other then number 12, The rest are pretty true about me.
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26 / M / Las Islas Filipinas
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Posted 4/29/08

jhontz wrote:

thanks for the info!! ill try to make the rules perfect!!


Though I never expected that sort of input, it is just my take on the rules.

By those rules, I am not an anime otaku (through nearly half of the instances, if you notice). I just enjoy being around here.
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