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Hypocrites, Oxymoron, and Sarcasm
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Posted 12/2/07
I support the hypocrites because i am one.

But i hate sarcasm and oxymorons.

=D

And i love how everyone is being sarcastic and mean to this thread
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Posted 12/2/07
Im very Sarcastic.. nice topic idea Hawtdawggy (not sarcastic)
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29 / M / Texas
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Posted 12/2/07
here's my favorite oxymoron.

athletic scholarship
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Posted 12/3/07
I hate hypocrits, and yet I am one. I love sarcasm, but I like cynicism even more.
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Posted 12/3/07
A comment i used to my mother just yesterday, A sarcastic one 'No, I did not realize i had to buy Christmas presents, thank you for telling me that'
Posted 12/5/07
Here are a few examples:

-"This dildo tastes like pussy"
-I am happily sad today
-I thought that this funeral was funny
-Calling a man a bitch
-A person in the looney bin saying "I'm not crazy"
-Greeting a person saying bye

Edit: I also found this funny.

A person who reads a sign saying please do not use profanity in the area. And the person saying to another person, "What the fuck is profanity?" ~i did not come up with this btw
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27 / F / ask. ;]
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Posted 12/5/07
well there's a lot of all three in catcher in the rye.
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77 / F / Kalookan, Philipp...
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Posted 12/5/07
damn them.
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28 / M / Australia
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Posted 12/5/07
modern history?

or would that be contradiction?
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28 / F / Sydney
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Posted 12/5/07
arent we all hypocrites anyway? our human minds changes all too quickly for us to be fixed on something for long .
its funny when those poeple who say they hate liars,backstabbing bitches etc .. when in general ... that's what humans do to get over their mundane lives. people bitch, gossip and do immoral things yet at the same time they tell others not to live that way because that's "not the way of life" but it is human nature to act like that. imo that is =P

sarcasm and oxymoron hrmm i cant tell when someone's being sarcastic and i dont really know wat oxymoron is ^^"
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Posted 12/5/07

Tevesh wrote:

Well that makes perfect sense. What a brilliant idea for a thread. You should do this more often.


nice
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The Quiet American

You're not pretty and you're not ugly, but you're pretty ugly !


artclown wrote:


Tevesh wrote:

Well that makes perfect sense. What a brilliant idea for a thread. You should do this more often.


nice


oh, my
Brilliant !
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Posted 12/5/07
oxymoron...uhmm..i think its pretty cool.a figure of speech which places together two contadictory terms..(eg. alone together,terribly pleased)

hypocrites..well... its defined as someone who feigns himself to be what he is not. but i guess i can be like that at some time.

sarcasm..a form of irony..it hurts people.

nice thread
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29 / M / Trudging on throu...
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Posted 12/5/07
Here are a couple of Oxymorons that I find interesting:

Dodge Ram
Peace Force
Jumbo Shrimp

and my personal favorite:
Microsoft Works



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Posted 12/5/07
I am a hypocrit, I usually can't get sarcasm, and I think oxymorons are funny.
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