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Hypocrites, Oxymoron, and Sarcasm
Posted 12/5/07
Here are some more oxymorons:

-a stupid scholar
-far combat
-a filled up hole
-a pussy of a dog
-a clean crapper

Edit: something i heard today

"This snow is so not cold" *shivers
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Posted 12/5/07
Your life is hypocricy, and don't tell me I'm wrong, I never am.
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Posted 12/5/07
you know what my fave oxymoron is?
rap music
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Posted 12/7/07
Hypocrite: (Mouth) Don't worry I'll help you with the test.
(Mind) Hope you won't even get more than 10 points.

Sarcasm: OMG!!! Jackie Chan has the smallest nose in the world!

Oxymoron: Jogging on the road and straight ahead is a wall with a door to the other side. Climbs over the wall. (I tink)
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Posted 12/7/07

adriantothemax wrote:

you know what my fave oxymoron is?
rap music



Hhaha I agree



What I hate the most is when ppl dont realize they are a hypocrite. And when u tell them they are being contradictory they get all mad...and that makes me mad grrrrrr
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Posted 12/7/07

anvoice wrote:

Your life is hypocricy, and don't tell me I'm wrong, I never am.


lol that is a good one, thats hypocricy to a hypocrite and being sarcastic at the same time
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Posted 12/7/07
sports personality
Posted 12/10/07
a happy emo (////_^) can be an oxymoron
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Posted 12/10/07
right ill post this in parts with the edit function because my bloody wii keeps DCing every time i near the end of my post >:(

Well one of my mates was with another mate taking the piss out of ginger people (i dont think he was being serious, well I hope not anyway)
And I was coming up behind him and noticed and pointed out he had a ginger patch at the back of his head (I think it was at the roots) and I have NEVER seen anyone put their hood up so fast lol. Funiest hipocrite I have ever seen. (btw. personally I don't get why people take the piss out of ginger people its just another hair coulour isnt it)
Posted 12/12/07
here are some more oxymorons:

-a satanic priest
-a ninja u can see
-soft hardwood
-a sane psycho

Posted 12/12/07
sarcasm-for me is a way of making a indirect insult.
but it can be really funny too. It can be used as a remark of something

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn`t have given you worse advice.
He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
He`s not stupid; he`s possessed by a retarded ghost.
Posted 12/12/07
hypocrites=
i kind of think that most people are ...cause not everyone is sincere

This is actually called Psychological projection. This is Self-deception rather than deliberate deception of other people. In other words, "Psychological hypocrisy" is usually interpreted by psychological theorists to be an unconscious defense mechanism rather than a conscious act of deception

in short they just act.they play the part they want to show to others. most of the time
Posted 12/12/07
here are some more oxymorons:

-little giant
-flaming snow
-heaven in hell
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Posted 12/13/07

anvoice wrote:

and don't tell me I'm wrong, I never am.

Here's your oxymoron right there.

And because we all know that, heres my sarcasm.
EDIT: accidentally hit the edit button.
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Posted 12/13/07
Lol, sarcasm is teh win.
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